Buy "Keyword Here" Now!

Buy "Keyword Here" Now!

"Searching for {keyword will go here}???"
No, not really, but thanks anyways.

Oh, the Irony!

Oh, the Irony!

Not really a goofup, just coincidental irony.

Exployment Expenses

Exployment Expenses

A page in this online tax software previously asked you to declare 'exployment expenses'.

Condition: Blunt Marketing Trauma

Condition: Blunt Marketing Trauma

Blunt Marketing Trauma!

A tax company's ad in a series of Condition: Blah, Solution: Buy our software!

(Company name has been removed to protect the innocent.)

Responsibility

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

— The Lord of the Rings

Cats

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are

— Terry Pratchett

Be Happy

This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

— Swamp King, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Come here, Stay!

I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

— Steven Wright

Fishing

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

— Steven Wright

Sleep

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.
My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.

— Steven Wright

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