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When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.

— Alexander Graham Bell

Asplode A-sploded!

Healer's Hall: A comfortable guest hall. Exits: n s u
an open yew cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Asplode the hamster.
Serene the cat (sitting on the rug).
Gup the donkey (sitting on the rug).
Master Lanthus the gnome.
Boriat the gnome.
Musashi the catfolk.

You say in common, 'Asplode (asplode)'
Serene rubs up against Boriat and purrs.

Devet's Meat

Devet asks in common, 'Is it distracting when i play with my meat, Danor?'
You grin.
Slithe says in common, 'Oh my'
Devet laughs.
Slithe says in common, 'Well have fun'
Lorne shakes his head.
Devet laughs.
Slithe smiles.
Slithe waves.
Devet waves.
Slithe crawls away toward the north.
Lorne purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Devet cackles.
Devet says in common, 'Scared them all away'
Urthan suddenly exists in the world of Ferdarchi.
Devet exclaims in common, 'Urthan!'

Little Consignment Shop of Horrors!

reclaim book
Larry exclaims in common, 'You don't have enough money to cover the reclaiming charge!'
...[Few hours]...

reclaim book
Larry exclaims in common, 'You don't have enough money to cover the reclaiming charge!'
You ponder.
...[Few hours]...

reclaim book
Larry glares.
Larry says in common, 'You get on my nerves.'
Larry asks in common, 'You want your stuff? Go get it.'
Larry drops a volume entitled "Cucina Alfredo" into a hatch in the floor.

Ogdor The Banninator

Ogdor is DartMUD's occasional "guest" visitor, in the guise of a banninator. Inspired by HomeStarRunner.com's Trogdor the Burninator

Amon sniffs Ogdor.
Ogdor pokes Amon in the ribs.
You cackle.
Amon scratches his head.
Ogdor exclaims, 'Consummate V's!'
You cackle.
Amon laughs.
You ponder the situation.
You say (OOC), 'it's an ogdor NPC ;)'
You say (OOC), 'see?'
Ogdor pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogdor whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!


You are in the hills. These hills are completely wild. It is dimly lit here.
a wildebeest.
a wildebeest.

You exclaim in common, 'Git!'
Wildebeest says, 'moo'
Wildebeest says, 'moo'
You exclaim in common, 'Git!'
Wildebeest exclaims, 'MOO!'
You exclaim in common, 'Don't take that tone of moo with me! GIT!'
Wildebeest asks, 'MOO?'

Be careful when you ask only 'what kinda vehicle should I buy?'

Quote: mr_josh, Mar 15 2005, 09:51 AM

Well, based on the information you gave us in your post, I would suggest some sort of car, truck, or SUV that has four wheels and some kind of method that allows the driver to control steering, braking, and throttle. Just a suggestion.

5 Bucks

Quote: Trancer Tong, Nov 3 2004, 01:32 AM

i had a girl offer me money to buy my car just because of that cup holder, and while i could definitely put $5 to use in buying my next car, I declined.

Fishy Lips?

Quote: 1993V6WhiteBread, Sep 28 2004, 09:10 PM

First things first, run the possibility of a relationship past her. If she sound receptive, SCHWEET, smack them lips together like two fish hitting each other fired out of opposing cannons!

I Saved Money on my Car Insurance by Switching to...

Quote: bby2ks2k, Sep 12 2004, 05:04 AM

Even if you don't like ABS, one good thing about it is that it could save you money on your car insurance. "I've got bad news. Your car won't stop any faster. But I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO."

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