Stomp That Mama

Quote: motormaker1, Sep 11 2004, 04:46 AM

But the point is you're probly NOT gonna threshold brake. In a panic situation, You're probly gonna be thinking, "OH F***!!!!", and stomp that mama through the floor.

Must be stuck Hard!

Quote: danny, Jul 23 2004, 03:54 PM

how do i get these off? i tried really really hard but its on there like altezzas on 1989 hondas

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Who needs to make sense? Not me!

Human: hello
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525,600 Minutes, How else?

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