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Big Shoes

Big Shoes

[11:14:20 PM] tigersguy58: you’re f*cking idiot!
[11:14:20 PM] steveslackr: Don’t call me an idiot!
[11:14:30 PM] tigersguy58: if the shoe fits wear it
[11:14:32 PM] steveslackr: I think that you fill a big pair of shoes.

Too much emoting is a bad thing.

Too much emoting is a bad thing.

[chat] Shadyman complains about not having a personalized emote, just like Tarabas.
[chat] Benedict : the next person to emote on this channel is going to be dested
[chat] Shadyman : heh.
[chat] Shadyman : not me.
[chat] Olp laughs.
[chat] Olp cries.
[chat] Shadyman : heh
[chat] Benedict : Dammnit Olp!
[chat] Shadyman : yeah! he wanted to dest ME, not you! 😛

Fuego!

Fuego!

write note
Subject: Fuego!
Type a series of lines. Finish by typing ‘**’ on a line by itself. Type ~h on a line by itself for help.
]Fueeeeeeeego!!!
]**
Ok.

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67 [Ylw 13, 1514] Fuego!
Fueeeeeeeego!!!
*** DONE READING NOTE 67 ***

You nod.
Alekhine reads a note titled ‘Fuego!‘.
Danor waits for Rhylla to come read.
Alekhine begins to incant a spell.
Alekhine’s bag begins to glow very brightly.
Alekhine agrees.
Alekhine waves.
Alekhine casually strolls away, heading toward the east.
You wave.

Healer’s Hall
This is an open and airy guest hall with a lofty ceiling. The walls are gleaming white with a geometric rose design border at the ceiling and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Cushions have been placed about the room to offer weary patients and travelers a place to sit. The room is furnished with an elegant rosewood cupboard, a low table and a bookshelf. Starlight streams in through broad windows on the east and west walls and a silver lamp in each corner of the room sheds a warm illumination. Near the door to the south is a small silver gong, no more than two handspans in diameter and a pair of signs are posted on the door itself. A set of broad stairs ascends in a gentle curve to the north. It is extremely bright here.
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
an open knotty brula cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Boriat the gnome.

You shout in common, ‘Hey rhy?
Hum de dum de dum!
Rhylla shouts in common, ‘What?
You shout in common, ‘There’s a post for you on the souk board, it sounds important.
You grin.
You say in common, ‘This is going to hurt in 5..
You say in common, ‘4..
You say in common, ‘3..
The Leopard Champion arrives mysteriously from the north.
Snowmane canters toward you from the north.
Shady hops in from the north.
A figure shrouded in a somewhat large hooded cloak arrives mysteriously from the north.
Rhylla kicks you. OUCH!
The Leopard Champion flows majestically towards the north.
Snowmane trots away to the north.
Shady hops out towards the north.
A figure shrouded in a somewhat large hooded cloak flows mysteriously towards the north.
You say in common, ‘Ok, so i was off.

Meat Shields aren’t too bright.

Meat Shields aren’t too bright.

Switch says in common, ‘Quick, Danor, be my meat shield.
You say in common, ‘Uhh
Switch nods.
Switch nods.
You ask in common, ‘Meat?
Mormel says in common, ‘She may be borderline retarded, but she makes good crossbows.
You nibble Mormel’s ear.
You point.
You say in common, ‘Meat.
You nod.
You ask in common, ‘Uh?
You shrug.
You snuggle Mormel.
Mormel punches you with the back of his bow. Crack!
Switch winces.
You exclaim in common, ‘Ooh!
Mormel purrs.
You slobber all over.
You purr.
You say in common, ‘That tickles
You nod.
Switch says in common, ‘Oh great, solve his momentary stupidity by making it permanent
Mormel grins.

You just can’t teach an old kitty new tricks.

You just can’t teach an old kitty new tricks.

Bishop says in common, ‘Vharl (set aim to head)
Vharl twitches her tail in confusion.
Chakie lumbers out, stalking toward the east.
Bishop says in common, ‘Vharl (set aim to groin)
Vharl purrs.
You cackle.
Bishop claps.
Ostara laughs.
Elyth cackles.
Elyth says in common, ‘My kinda kitty
Elyth grins.

Problem Solved

Problem Solved

Desla tells you: ‘Danor tells you: ‘urnusk is being an ass.. kicks everyone in town’
Desla tells you: ‘Danor tells you: ‘methinks he might be classifiable as a griefer’
Desla tells you: ‘[DEATH] Urnusk at Sun Jan 02 15:32:55 2005 by a pine quarrel shot by Mormel the catfolk
Desla tells you: ‘Danor tells you: ‘nevermind, problem solved.’
Desla tells you: ‘That’s funny

Ah, Nuts

Ah, Nuts

You take 3 lantern nuts from the ground.
cast lirrin’s_torch @200 nuts
You begin to cast the spell.
You continue casting.
You continue casting.
Your nuts begins to glow brightly.

You shout in common, ‘Hahahaha my nuts are glowing!!!
Elle shouts in common, ‘Ewww!
Vakuta shouts in common, ‘How can they be glowing? You have none!
You shout in common, ‘They’re right here, i can show you!
Ogma steps out of a shadow.
Wrenk pokes you in the ribs.
Katsumi grins.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Hello ogma
Ogma takes a silver wand from a pocket.
Ogma touches a stud on his wand and lightning begins arcing brightly around its tip.
You show brightly glowing 3 lantern nuts to Ogma.
Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing brightly).
Your body convulses and darkness rushes up upon you.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

You regain consciousness!
You eat brightly glowing 3 lantern nuts.
Oily and almost squishy, they taste bitter and nasty.

Danor eeks! EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
You exclaim in common, ‘I ate my glowing nuts!!
Khor winces
Wrenk giggles.
Katsumi looks around for another ogma armed with cattle prod.
Wrenk asks in common, ‘So Danor, how about them nuts?
You exclaim in common, ‘Oily and squishy and bitter and nasty!
You nod.
You nod.
Wrenk laughs.
Katsumi shakes her head.
Ritoru nudges Katsumi.
Katsumi pats you on the head.
Wrenk says in common, ‘Toasted now
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Once wasn’t enough?
Wrenk laughs.
Katsumi thinks.

You shout in common, ‘Dont eat glowing nuts they taste bad
You grunt.
Ogma steps out of a shadow.

Healer’s Hall
This is an open and airy guest hall with a lofty ceiling. The walls are gleaming white with a geometric rose design border at the ceiling and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Cushions have been placed about the room to offer weary patients and travelers a place to sit. The room is furnished with an elegant rosewood cupboard, a low table and a bookshelf. Starlight streams in through broad windows on the east and west walls and a silver lamp in each corner of the room sheds a warm illumination. Near the door to the south is a small silver gong, no more than two handspans in diameter and a pair of signs are posted on the door itself. A set of broad stairs ascends in a gentle curve to the north. It is blindingly bright here.
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
a faintly glowing eucalyptus rocking chair, a silver whistle, a somewhat large redwood bowl, a wooden hand cart, an open black oak cask of water, and an open balsa cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Ritoru the black clydesdale stallion.
Bacardi the ferret (sitting on the rug).
Ogma the sidhe.
an armored warrior in a somewhat large steel sallet with a red horsehair plume.
Katsumi the catfolk.
Sigeros the catfolk (sitting on a cushion).
Khor the troll.
Wrenk the troll.

Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing somewhat brightly).
Your body convulses and darkness rushes up upon you.
You’re too confused to remember your name.
You are not in good shape.
Wrenk says in common, ‘Katsumi, you’re made to get into trouble
You gag.
Ogma disappears into a shadow.
Katsumi chuckles.
Katsumi shakes her head.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Danor you keep it up your gonna get killed
Khor asks in common, ‘Is he alright?
Ogma steps out of a shadow.
Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing somewhat brightly).
Your body has been disabled.
Your body convulses and darkness rushes up upon you.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

Secondary Education

Secondary Education

Hathies says (OOC),’spell casting +
Hathies says (OOC),’channelling +
Hathies says (OOC),’spell casting +
Hathies says (OOC),’channelling +
Hathies says (OOC),’spell casting +
Hathies says (OOC),’channelling +
Daring frowns.
Daring curses.

Daring says in common, ‘Don’t think of it as bolting.
Amulet (on Donovan) cheers.
Daring says in common, ‘Think of it as “secondary education”
You cackle.
Amulet (on Donovan) says, ‘hehe
Amulet (on Donovan) says, ‘I think I rather like daring
Amulet (on Donovan) says, ‘hes amusing
Daring raises his right hand, which glows green dimly.
Danor eeks! EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
Danor dives into a pile of pillows and disappears!
You ask in common, ‘Oh, hathies?
You say in common, ‘One suggestion.
Hathies asks in common, ‘Yes?
You say in common, ‘Duck.

cast bor’s_doom @200 hathies,kiss rajah
You begin to silently cast the spell.
You continue casting.
You cast the spell.

Hathies kisses Rajah.
Rajah exclaims in magic, ‘Blech!
Rajah exclaims in magic, ‘Germs!
Amulet (on Donovan) says, ‘coulda been worrs
Amulet (on Donovan) says, ‘coulda been danor kissing daring… wonder how long he would survive
Daring laughs.
You grin.
You say in common, ‘About 3 seconds.
Rajah shouts in magic, ‘Danor and daring sitting in a tree….
Daring frowns.
You frown.
Daring says in common, ‘Bad idea.
You agree.

You ask in common, ‘Oh, Rajah?
Rajah asks in magic, ‘Yes?
You say in common, ‘One suggestion. I’ll give you a hint, it’s the same one I gave the other guy.
You say in common, ‘Duck.

No Pouting

No Pouting

Quadlyn exclaims in common, ‘I want a cookie!
Quadlyn pouts.
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks Quadlyn upside the head with a clue-by-four!
Ogma returns his clue-by-four to its place.
You laugh.
Ogma says, ‘No pouting
Quadlyn asks in common, ‘Thank you sir, may I have another?
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks Quadlyn upside the head with a clue-by-four!
Quadlyn falls over in a faint.
Quadlyn collapses!
Ogma returns his clue-by-four to its place.

Scooter-iken

Scooter-iken

I was throwing my pet ferret at a golem in the gym for fun, and for once, actually hit something.

You throw your Scooter at Golem!
You hit Golem’s head with destructive force with your Scooter.
Golem’s head is destroyed!
Golem died!
The golem shimmers and vanishes.
Inka laughs.
Serothenth grins.
You blink.
You say in common, ‘The hell?
Inka laughs.
Inka laughs.
Inka laughs.
You ask in common, ‘I guess he’s a Scooter-iken?
You stare at Scooter.
Inka grins.
Inka nods.
Kora laughs at you.