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Funny logs of one type or another.

Hunting for Sidhe

Hunting for Sidhe

You say in common, ‘I was hunting for a sidhe
You cackle.
You say in common, ‘Got 2 imps, but found a wyvern instead!
Danor boggles.
You say in common, ‘Imagine that
You roll your eyes.
Arizel says in common, ‘Wow, they must look similar
Arizel snickers.
Arizel ducks.

Botter goes BOOM

Botter goes BOOM

Pepin had been caught botting and was unresponsive, and was in the Healer’s Hall, a no-fighting area. Sooo, we called the resident Ogma to help us out.

Pepin’s right leg is destroyed!
Pepin’s left leg is destroyed!
Pepin collapses.
Pepin’s right hand is destroyed!
Pepin’s left hand is destroyed!
Pepin’s head is destroyed!
Pepin died!
You ponder the situation.

Mooove #2

Mooove #2

You are in the hills. Clear trails through the hills are visible here. It is well lit here.
a wildebeest.
a wildebeest.

You exclaim in common, ‘Git!
Wildebeest asks, ‘Moo?
You nod to Wildebeest.
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!
Wildebeest walks away to the northwest.
Wildebeest says, ‘MOO
You smirk.

Wildebeest exclaims, ‘MOOOOO!
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!!!!!!!!!
Wildebeest exclaims, ‘MOO!
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!!!!!!!!!
Wildebeest exclaims, ‘MOO!
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!!!!!!!!!
Wildebeest walks away to the north.
You roll your eyes.

Bin Whoring

Bin Whoring

Room Eight
This is a simple, yet comfortable room. The room is furnished with a large, cushy bed. A window admits fresh air and light. It is shadowy here.
There is one obvious exit: an open door leading west.
a storage bin, a cedar cupboard, and a cedar armoire.
Chino the porter.
a warrior shrouded in a bobcat fur hooded cloak.

You say in common, ‘Stupid braman
Moses scratches his head in thought.
You say in common, ‘Take it
You say in common, ‘Take bin
You say in common, ‘Chino, take bin
Moses says in common, ‘Get bin you whore
Chino takes a storage bin from the floor.
Chino grins widely.
You cackle.
Moses smirks.

…because Seven Eight Nine!

…because Seven Eight Nine!

Eight scuttles toward you from the west.
Boriat says (OOC),’what kind of crappy name is Eight?
Eight drops a pamphlet.
Boriat says in common, ‘Nice to meet you, … Eight
(OOC) Norad shrugs
You snicker.
You ruffle Eight’s hair playfully.
Eight says in common, ‘Hi….
Boriat thinks.
Ootay asks in magic, ‘Eight is a leg count?
Boriat feels around for his mood.
Noxa wanders around the room.
You sniff Eight. He smells like a spyder.
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Boriat charred Eight’s upper left hand to a crisp with his green fire bolt!
Eight’s upper left hand is destroyed!
Eight died!
You shrug.
Boriat says (OOC),’rename
(OOC) Norad cackles
Ootay exclaims in magic, ‘Dang!
Boriat says (OOC),’and I hope you heard my message, Eight, rename
Anastasia reclaims the corpse of Eight the spyder with a ghostly figure above it.

10 points for the dive, 3 for the landing

10 points for the dive, 3 for the landing

Ogma the sidhe falls from above!
The ground hit Ogma’s body glancingly!
The ground hit Ogma’s left leg glancingly!
The ground hit Ogma’s left leg barely!
Serothenth blinks.
Eluwyn says in common, ‘What the hell
Ogma gets up from the ground.
Ogma vanishes in an implosion of sparkling dust.

… A few days later …

The Souk
This is an open area in the center of the Souk. The chaos of the bazaar is somewhat subdued here, the calm eye at the center of the storm. In the center of the area is a stone fountain. Brightly colored tiles are inlaid in the ground just in front of the fountain to form some sort of map. The booths and tents from which vendors sell their wares have been closed down for the evening. The Souk is all but deserted save for a few people going about secret business in the dark of the night. It is shadowy here.
There are many exits: north, east, south, west, northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
2 feet of rat sinew, a square foot of rat pelt, 2 feet of crab sinew, a cedar trash barrel, and a bronze cresset.
a bulletin board.
Beretil the orc.

You take a seat on the edge of the fountain.
Ogma the sidhe falls from above!
The ground hit Ogma’s body barely!
The ground hit Ogma’s right leg barely!
The ground hit Ogma’s right leg barely!
You exclaim in common, ‘Woo!
Ogma gets up from the ground.
Beretil says in common, ‘Hehe
You say in common, ‘Nice jump
You ask in common, ‘Where was that from??
You stare.
Ogma says, ‘My tower.

Fatass Fuzz

Fatass Fuzz

You say in common, ‘Fuzz (eat watermelon)
Fuzz eats a watermelon.
Rohesia laughs.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You ask in common, ‘Not hungry, eh fuzz?
You poke Fuzz in the ribs.
Rohesia says in common, ‘Holy shit that Fuzz is going to be a fat ass
Rohesia takes fuzz the ferret from the rug.