"Pwned by the Internet"
"I am your car, I spook the drivers"
VW "Oh Snap!"
I know, I know, it's a photo-manip, but it's still funny.
This one comes from Beaterz.com
Top 10 Stupid Lines in "The Fast and the Furious"
B.J.: Some guys'd shoot themselves in the foot to get sent home. Klinger: Not me! I'd ruin a perfectly good pair of nylons!
— (M*A*S*H)