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A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks. The mother answered, "Well, son, if he's a good minister, he needs it. If he isn't, the congregation needs it."
— Anonymous
"You again."
"That's what you get for putting junk in MY box!"
And YES, she did really empty out that box of all its trash just so she could sit in it.
"How do I drive this?"
"You just got served"
"YMCA cat dances for you"
"Is that for me???"
"Are you still mad?"
"What?!"
"Oh god, where am I? No, wait. WHO am I, and WTF was I drinking?"
"Whoa... Damn."