I has a marriage. 52% chance of FAIL.
“I have a marriage. 52% chance of failure”
“I have a marriage. 52% chance of failure”
“I have a bucket. I have a bucket. I have a bucket. Oh no! Bucket has me!!”
“Ice Cream Man! Mom, give me money!”
“I be down wit dat.”
“I am a cat. I can not use this.”
“I am a burrito”
“Hover kitten says ‘Whirrr!'”
“I drank all your Mountain Dew”
“Sheesh!!! The things I get asked to do for these people! Is this their way of warming me up to the idea of getting a dog?”
“Magical cat pwns your computer”