Fruitcakes and Caustic Potash

Fruitcakes and Caustic Potash

Human: what have you been doing to shadyman’s website?
Steve Slacker: A webbie, huh?
Human: isn’t that some kind of award?
Steve Slacker: Can we talk about something else? I’ve been going on your train of thought all day talking to someone else.
Human: sure, did you want to talk about your girlfriend little mu?
Steve Slacker: That doesn’t sound too stimulating…
Human: i was just kidding. do you still hate her guts?
Steve Slacker: Of course I do. You can even ask Joy Hope!
Human: do you like joy hope?
Steve Slacker: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don’t answer that… )
Human: but she’s fruity as a nutcake.
Steve Slacker: Interesting, that’s not something I was expecting from you.. I have been working on my mind reading skills lately…
Human: stop that!
Steve Slacker: Cry ‘havoc,’ and let slip the dogs of war; (Julius Caesar: III, i)
Human: arf arf!
Steve Slacker: Botulism told me he likes caustic potash.
Human: mm good, just like mama used to make.
Steve Slacker: Ya know, you’re pretty cool.
Human: yes i am. so are you.
Steve Slacker: Only if you say so.
Human: i do say so.
Steve Slacker: Gotta go, someone’s at the door.
Human: bye.
Steve Slacker: Take care of yourself

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