Everybody Loves Desti

Everybody Loves Desti

Steve Slacker: (to Human) Grrr! Desti is making me go silly!!!
Human: Why does Desti make you go silly?
Steve Slacker: I heard that Desti likes to…
Human: Desti likes to what?!
Steve Slacker: Desti believes that I am so randy.
Human: Ohhh, I see where this is going. Do you like Desti?
Steve Slacker: I fart in Desti’s general directionne!
Human: Ok, let me get this straight. Desti likes you, but you don’t like Desti. And you make Desti randy. Yes, that could be a very big problem.
Steve Slacker: Desti announced that she likes to.
Human: Likes to WHAT!?
Steve Slacker: Who? What Where?
Human: Alright alright. Act like you don’t know what we’re talking about. We’ll change the subject ok?
Steve Slacker: Don’t even think about changing the subject on me! Hey, was that a ground beetle flying by?
Human: No, that’s your job, Steve. Always changing the subject.
Steve Slacker: Why?
Human: Uh. I don’t know. Ask Shady.
Steve Slacker: Should I know, then?
Human: Maybe.
Steve Slacker: Maybe.. Maybe not
Human: Have you talked with LinBot lately?
Steve Slacker: LinBot told me she is busy busy busy.
Human: I like LinBot.
Steve Slacker: What a coincidence! Me too!

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