Birthday Belief Systems

Birthday Belief Systems

BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS:
Idealism: Happy Birthday.
Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday.
Atheism: I can’t believe it’s your birthday.
Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
Taoism: It’s everybody’s birthday.
Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came… would it make a sound?
Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me.
Sarcasm: You don’t look half bad for someone twice your age.

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