House Driving

House Driving

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over.
He asked where I lived.
I said, “Right here, officer”.
Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, “Get out of my driveway!”

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