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Jasi asks in common, 'What do camels eat?'
Lorne says in common, 'Danors'
Lumpy eyes Dummy as if calculating a trajectory.
You exclaim in common, 'Hey, I resent that!'
Xikt says in common, 'I learned something, the other day, while someone was practicing thrown on me.'
Xikt says in common, 'Incoming fire has the right of way.'
Xikt stretches his mandibles in a weird grin.
You ask in common, 'When do we leave, slacker?'
Madrig says in common, 'We weigh anchor for Westmore in three-quarters of an hour.'
Perrin says in common, 'What with [all the] beat up rowans?'
Duros says in common, 'Ehh, toad pile'
Silkenlor says in common, 'Go boil yer balls nazir'
Nazir slouches lazily against the wall.
Jargon says in common, 'Zykier (speak)'
Zykier leaves south.
You say in common, 'If you werent a mindless ogre, i'd bolt you, you know.'
You poke Matra in the ribs.
Matra says, 'Yep.'
Nika asks in magic, 'How come your holdin a lit candle?'
You exclaim in magic, 'It burnsssssss!!!'
You drop a tallow pillar candle (lit).
You try to herd a cow but it wanders off.
Cow bonks its nose on the east door.
Amalendu strides in from the southwest.
Amalendu falls over in a faint.
You take a leaf of kevala from an open oak cupboard.
You put a leaf of kevala in an open storage bin.
Whoa, you're getting dizzy. You'd better slow down.
Durin pounds on a goblin war drum in a halting rhythm.
Asterion rubs his temples as if in pain.
Dyvan shouts in common, 'How do i tell if im about to die?'
Lanthus shouts in common, 'You wait a minute and see if you die'
Rhylla says in common, 'Ok that was cute'
Rhylla licks you.
Danor dooks happily.
Amulet (on Kilin) says, 'Ooo Bromri is here?'
Bromri says in common, 'Not at all'
Jask says in common, 'Boriat, defend my honor'
Jask says in common, 'Or something'
Boriat asks in common, 'You have honor?'
Argus glares and advances on Amulet's shadow
Hassan asks in southern, 'Do you really think you can take me, Amulet's shadow?'
You say in common, 'Hungry kitty'
Tiny exclaims in common, 'Make shawls then eat!'
Tiny removes a large black wyvern leather drovers whip.
Silkenlor shouts in common, 'Anyone know where the fountain is?'
You shout in common, 'Center souk, smartass'
You roll your eyes.
Phillip dances like no one's watching.
Luthien says, 'Keep your feet shoulder width apart.'
[announcement] Desla : If you have a missing pet, tell me now.
[announcement] Desla : Anyone else have a pet and smart enough to tell me the pet's name?
Bromri says in common, 'I'm finally beginning to understand spell casting'
Bromri taps his carapace thoughtfully
Bromri says in common, 'Unfortunately, you won't understand what I just understood until you understand a lot more than you currently understand'
Urthan asks for an appraisal of you (worn).
Kalil says in common, 'Hmm, that's probably worth about 1 dinar, and 3 fulus to most folks.'
Snuffy says in common, 'You aren't invited to our parties rai'
Rai says in common, 'Circle jerks aren't my thing'
You put 32 clay balls in a wooden wagon (hitched).
You say in common, 'That wagon has balls'
Boriat pokes you in the ribs.
Prometheus asks in common, 'What happen?'
You exclaim in common, 'Somebody set up us the bomb!'
Some quotes salvaged from the old DartMUD Wiki:
You are in a dry desert. This part of the desert appears essentially untravelled.
You begin looking for sand.
You found no sand.
You draw a steel katana.
Rat glares at you.
(OOC) Aidan gives Thalinder a UN Weapons Inspector badge.
You say (OOC), 'he still wont find anything with that badge, and you know it!'
Charlotte wipes the counter with a rag.
Charlotte stares out the door.
Devil lets off a real rip-roarer.
Nyerte appears dazed.
look in (held) pack
A well-made ratman leather satchel, with a closable flap and a strap for wear
over the shoulder.
Trampin asks in common, 'A lixen satchel?'
Donovan exclaims in common, 'Danor, quit pestering me!'
Donovan mutters something unintelligible under his breath.
You exclaim in common, 'Hey, it's my job!'
You show a midnight blue samite armband with the letters 'VI' stitched on it (worn) to Donovan.