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Slap Slap

Slap Slap

You say, ‘I’m still waitin on my slap from desla
Danor ponders the situation.
You say, ‘Since he couldn’t do it in spirit form
Danor nods.
Katsumi says, ‘Ah well
Danor says, ‘Reminded him about it
Danor grins.
Katsumi laughs.
Danor flexes his tell.
Katsumi says, ‘I’ll make sure and tell him you need one too
Danor ponders the situation.
Katsumi nods.
Danor nods.
Desla fades in.
Katsumi grins.
Desla says, ‘As requested
Danor cackles.
Danor does the Happy dance.
Desla takes danor the village idiot.

An elderly, benign looking being, who looks caring and important and busy, all
at once. He has a tattoo of A dagger on his right hand. He is an elf and about
your size.
]He has:
]Danor the village idiot, a gold coin on a chain (worn)
]a gold coin on a chain (worn).

Katsumi grins.
Desla slaps Katsumi with Danor.
Katsumi laughs.
Desla drops danor the village idiot.
Desla waves.
Katsumi says, ‘Nice
Desla turns two-dimensional, then turns sideways and vanishes.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing).
You have died!
Haveok screams.
Yoru points and laughs at you.
Ogma asks, ‘What the?
You say, ‘haha
Ogma touches a stud on his wand and the lightning vanishes from around its tip.
Haveok pokes corpse.
Ogma pulls something out of a pocket..
Ogma begins to incant a spell.
The corpse of Danor the village idiot (with you in it) gains a scintillating aura around it.

Boriat laughs.
Boriat says in common, ‘Poor Danor
You say, ‘Thanks ogma I needed that
Ogma begins to incant a spell.
Ogma gently presses the ghostly figure of Danor back into his corpse.
You are now speaking common.

Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
*You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
Ogma returns his clue-by-four to its place.

Ogma asks, ‘What the hell?
You ask in common, ‘Enh?
Ogma asks, ‘Why was he so damaged?
Ogma asks, ‘Why?
Boriat says in common, ‘You disabled his head earlier
You say in common, ‘From the pick-a-limb
Ogma rolls his eyes.

Kill It

Kill It

Vidar shouts in common, ‘Arrk?
Arrk shouts in common, ‘Uhmm?
Arrk shouts in common, ‘Me has sword in head!
Vidar shouts in common, ‘Where you at?
Anarion shouts in common, ‘Does anyone know how to remove an embedded sword from an ogre’s head?
Thalinder shouts in magic, ‘Kill and butcher it
Arrk shouts in common, ‘Waaaah!

Trolls Bounce

Trolls Bounce

You miss your step, and fall!

Roof of the Blue Pearl
This is the roof of the Blue Pearl at the northeastern corner. It is covered
with clay tiles glazed a deep blue. There is a view to the northeast. You
could try to leap to the angled tile roof to the east. It is painfully bright
here.
There are two exits: west and south.

> You fall off the rooftop!
The ground hit your right hand with destructive force!

Your right hand has been destroyed!

The ground hit your right hand solidly!
The ground hit your right leg glancingly!
The ground hit your left leg!
The ground hit your head!
The ground hit your left hand glancingly!
The ground hit your right hand barely!
The ground hit your body barely!
The ground hit your right hand glancingly!
The ground hit your body barely!
The ground hit your right hand barely!
The ground hit your body barely!

Garden Courtyard: A lush tropical garden with a clear pool in the center < n >.
2 redwood skewers, an arming rack, 2 rocks, an open ceramic jug, and a somewhat
small granite dagger.
Bumpy the camel.
Anarion the braman.
Marika the troll.

You are not in good shape.
You are fairly healthy.
You are healthy.

You shout in common, ‘Meep
You cackle.
Marika says in common, ‘Owie
Marika says in common, ‘Hold still
You exclaim in common, ‘I bounced!

Bipenus, eh?

Bipenus, eh?

Silkenlor says in common, ‘I have one
You grin.
Silkenlor says in common, ‘But i dont use it
Silkenlor says in common, ‘I also have a bipenis
Silkenlor says in common, ‘Err
Silkenlor says in common, ‘Bipenus
Silkenlor nods.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
Jac rolls on the floor laughing.
Silkenlor says in common, ‘My personal skills are none of your business
Silkenlor scowls.
Hassan sneers at you.
Silkenlor sniffs bipenis.

Devet’s Meat

Devet’s Meat

Devet asks in common, ‘Is it distracting when i play with my meat, Danor?
You grin.
Slithe says in common, ‘Oh my
Devet laughs.
Slithe says in common, ‘Well have fun
Lorne shakes his head.
Devet laughs.
Slithe smiles.
Slithe waves.
Devet waves.
Slithe crawls away toward the north.
Lorne purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Devet cackles.
Devet says in common, ‘Scared them all away
Urthan suddenly exists in the world of Ferdarchi.
Devet exclaims in common, ‘Urthan!
Urthan says in common, ‘Hello
Devet says in common, ‘He wont get scared of my meat
Urthan sniffs 12 slices of roast venison.
Urthan says in common, ‘Yummy
Urthan takes 12 slices of roast venison from the rug.
Urthan eats 2 slices of roast venison.
Devet says in common, ‘Noooo…..
Urthan drops 10 slices of roast venison.
Devet snickers.

Devet takes a slice of roast venison from the rug.
Devet tries to juggle a slice of roast venison.
Devet takes a slice of roast venison from the rug.
Devet tries to add a slice of roast venison to his pattern.
Devet makes a mistake and drops everything!

Little Consignment Shop of Horrors!

Little Consignment Shop of Horrors!

reclaim book
Larry exclaims in common, ‘You don’t have enough money to cover the reclaiming charge!’
…[Few hours]…

reclaim book
Larry exclaims in common, ‘You don’t have enough money to cover the reclaiming charge!’
You ponder.
…[Few hours]…

reclaim book
Larry glares.
Larry says in common, ‘You get on my nerves.’
Larry asks in common, ‘You want your stuff? Go get it.’
Larry drops a volume entitled “Cucina Alfredo” into a hatch in the floor.

Ogdor The Banninator

Ogdor The Banninator

Ogdor is DartMUD’s occasional “guest” visitor, in the guise of a banninator. Inspired by HomeStarRunner.com’s Trogdor the Burninator

Amon sniffs Ogdor.
Ogdor pokes Amon in the ribs.
You cackle.
Amon scratches his head.
Ogdor exclaims, ‘Consummate V’s!
You cackle.
Amon laughs.
You ponder the situation.
You say (OOC), ‘it’s an ogdor NPC 😉
You say (OOC), ‘see?
Ogdor pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogdor whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
Ogdor returns his clue-by-four to its place.
You say (OOC), ‘+
You say (OOC), ‘see?
Ogdor says, ‘Like hell it is.
Vakuta laughs.
Amon laughs.

Ogdor touches Amon gently with a silver wand (arcing).
Amon convulses violently!
Pint says (OOC),’would you like fries with that?
Atlach says in common, ‘Great now it smells like burnt orc in here
Elyth says in common, ‘Burnt orc don’t smell a whole lot different than unburnt orc
Elyth snickers.
You cackle.
You agree.
Iconoclast laughs.
Amon laughs.
Iconoclast says in common, ‘Hahaa
Amon pouts.

Mooove

Mooove

You are in the hills. These hills are completely wild. It is dimly lit here.
a wildebeest.
a wildebeest.

You exclaim in common, ‘Git!
Wildebeest says, ‘moo
Wildebeest says, ‘moo
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!
Wildebeest exclaims, ‘MOO!
You exclaim in common, ‘Don’t take that tone of moo with me! GIT!
Wildebeest asks, ‘MOO?
You nod.
You say in common, ‘GIT
Wildebeest faces into the wind.
Wildebeest says, ‘MOO
You cackle.
You say in common, ‘MOO
You say in common, ‘I mean..
You exclaim in common, ‘GIT!
Wildebeest asks, ‘moo?
You nod.
You say in common, ‘Git
Wildebeest walks away to the southwest.
You thank Wildebeest.
You say in common, ‘Now you, Git
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!
Wildebeest says, ‘MOO
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!
Wildebeest walks away to the south.

You grin.
You say in common, ‘I still got it.