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Good thing…

Good thing…

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Boriat says in common, ‘As far as I know, no one actually follows my current branch‘
Jask puts a small metal vial with some pink draaf in it on a rosewood table.
You nod to Boriat.
Jask sighs in relief.

…

Alhia asks in common, ‘What are you guys talking about?‘
Sicarius looks for something to steal.
Alhia asks in common, ‘Are you in the mg now, Bor?‘
You say (OOC), ‘Boriat says in common, ‘As far as I know, no one actually follows my current branch’‘
You say (OOC), ‘Jask sighs in relief.‘
Boriat says in common, ‘Apparently‘
(OOC) Danor snickers.
(OOC) Jask laughs.
Miroku appears.
Alhia says in common, ‘Ohh‘
Jask hugs Miroku.
Alhia says in common, ‘I see‘
Miroku hugs Jask.
Miroku wears an open somewhat small leather backpack.
Alhia asks in common, ‘Which branch?‘
Boriat says in common, ‘Air‘
Alhia asks in common, ‘Hm…what’s that supposed to mean?‘
Boriat says in common, ‘I’ll let you guess‘
You say in common, ‘Well, if boriat’s the leader.. i guess that makes him an Air.. Head‘
You snicker.
Alhia snickers.
Boriat pats you on the head.
You peer at the sky.
Hum de dum de dum!

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Monkey business

Monkey business

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You are in the woods. There is a towering cliff to the southwest. Well-worn paths cut through the trees here. It is bright here.
a monkey.

You stare at Monkey.
You say in common, ‘Aw, heck‘
You spank Monkey.

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That’s quite the meat you have there…

That’s quite the meat you have there…

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Sammy scurries toward you from the west.
Sammy curtseys.
You grunt.
Sammy grins.

show steaks to sammy
You show 100 rhinoceros meat steaks to Sammy.
Hum de dum de dum!
Sammy says in common, ‘That’s quite the load of meat‘
You shake your head.

show steaks 2 to sammy
You show 200 rhinoceros meat steaks to Sammy.
You say in common, ‘THAT’s quite a load of meat‘
Hum de dum de dum!
Sammy laughs.

Lexiss crashes in from the west.
Syryn canters toward you from the west.
Katsumi pads in from the west.
Katsumi licks you.
Katsumi leads you north.

[Being led away…]

You say in common, ‘Yay for sammy‘
Katsumi says in common, ‘Oh‘
You drop 100 rhinoceros meat steaks.
You drop sicarius the ferret.
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Were you talking to her?‘
You drop caedes the ferret.
You take 100 rhinoceros meat steaks from the floor.
You say in common, ‘Was showing her my meat‘
Katsumi says in common, ‘Ah‘
You nod sagely.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Sorry‘

…

Katsumi says in common, ‘Wait‘
Katsumi rolls her eyes.
You snicker.
Katsumi smacks you upside the head.

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Ogre Logic

Ogre Logic

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Quick backgrounder:
Amalendu suggested Danor reinc into an ogre.
Danor asked, “Why?”

Amalendu says in magic, ‘You grunt like an ogre‘
You say, ‘but i also dook like a ferret.‘
Amalendu says in magic, ‘…in heat‘
Urthan imagines Blossom on a hot day.

…

You say, ‘and hell if I want to be as dumb as raziel‘
You say, ‘but then again, i’m already the guild crafting bitch‘
Amalendu exclaims in magic, ‘Woah, I never accused you of that!‘
Amalendu says in magic, ‘The Raziel part at least‘
Urthan asks in common, ‘Raziel dumb?‘
Urthan asks in common, ‘Uhh?‘
Amalendu asks in magic, ‘Who said Raziel was dumb?‘
Urthan says in common, ‘Ammy‘
You hum.
You say, ‘did not!‘
Amalendu says in magic, ‘I must have missed it. I thought the ammy said he wasn’t as dumb as Raziel‘
Amalendu says in magic, ‘Which is not the same as saying Raz is dumb‘
You say, ‘hey!‘
Urthan says in common, ‘That why me asking‘
Urthan says in common, ‘No heard he lack smarts‘
You say, ‘If I didn’t know better, I’d think Ama was calling me dumb too.‘

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Scary thing is, Half of the world is below average

Scary thing is, Half of the world is below average

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Boriat asks in magic, ‘How well do you speak common, Pilo?‘
Pilo says in common, ‘Me average is‘
Boriat says in magic, ‘You don’t sound that way‘
Pilo asks in common, ‘Why askes?‘
Pilo says in common, ‘Me know how talk some just me no so smart‘
You say in common, ‘You remind me of a guy by the name of Raziel‘
Pilo says in common, ‘Me met him‘
Boriat says in magic, ‘Apparently, since you sound as smart as a stupid ogre‘
Pilo says in common, ‘Is diffrent cause me stupid he be dumb‘
Danor teaches Pilo the finer points of posessive pronouns.

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Wootz

Wootz

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Ogma shows an ingot of watered steel to you.
A bar of high carbon steel with a pattern of fine, wavy lines on the surface producing an appearance similar to watered silk.
Ogma shows an ingot of watered steel to Jask.
Jask says in common, ‘Pretty‘
Ogma says, ‘It’s wootz.‘

You ask in common, ‘Woot?‘
Jask says in common, ‘Wootz‘
Jask giggles.
You dance woot.
Jask exclaims in common, ‘Whoop!‘
Jask pushes you. Whoof!
You exclaim in common, ‘Whoof!‘
…
You whisper, ‘Ogma has wootz.‘ to Katsumi in common.
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

…

You shout in common, ‘Wootz!‘
You are suddenly struck by lightning!
Uh-oh, it’s nappy time.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

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Wonky Tonk

Wonky Tonk

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[announcement] Desla : monthly reboot, before things get wonky. Back up immediately afterwards
Maus stops guarding Buju.
Buju bats idly at his tail.
Silkenlor says in common, ‘Wonky‘
Silkenlor shouts in common, ‘Wonky!‘
Maus says in common, ‘“wonky”. That’s cute.‘
Euros asks in common, ‘Who says that these days?‘
Osolo shouts in common, ‘Tonky‘
!Game driver shouts: Game is shutting down in 10 minutes.
Silkenlor says in common, ‘Desla‘
Silkenlor laughs.
Euros sits on a cushion.
You snicker.
Danor goes, “Duh?”
Euros says in common, ‘I guess so.‘
Maus grins at you.
You shout in common, ‘Just a wonky tonk girl?‘
Silkenlor says in common, ‘Its a funny word‘
Euros slaps you across the face!
Silkenlor asks in common, ‘Honky tonk girl?‘
You nod to Silkenlor.
You say in common, ‘Wonky tonk‘
Silkenlor rolls his eyes.
Silkenlor says in common, ‘Ill wonky tonk your arse if you dont shut up‘
Maus says in common, ‘Leave arse tonking for a private room, please‘

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Numb

Numb

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Crystal Tower
This is the most incredible piece of architecture you have ever seen. The entire tower is composed of some sort of clear crystal that reflects both light and images strangely. The tower is empty with the exception of a large crystal ball, which rests upon four golden spires. There is a feeling of power radiating from the sphere. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: northwest.
Katsumi the catfolk.

scry ogma
You fail.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!
You regain consciousness!
Hum de dum de dum!

Ogma silently steps out of a shadow.
You say in common, ‘Oi‘
Katsumi asks in common, ‘What happened?‘
Ogma takes a silver wand from a pocket.
Ogma touches a stud on his wand and lightning begins arcing around its tip.
You point.
You gag.
Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing).
You feel all thought leave your mind, leaving you disoriented and confused.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

You regain consciousness!
Ogma lays his hands on you, and you feel refreshed.
Your concentration is shot to hell.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Wow..‘
Ogma says, ‘You can’t scry me, numbnutz‘

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Fuego!

Fuego!

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write note
Subject: Fuego!
Type a series of lines. Finish by typing ‘**’ on a line by itself. Type ~h on a line by itself for help.
]Fueeeeeeeego!!!
]**
Ok.

read next
67 [Ylw 13, 1514] Fuego!
Fueeeeeeeego!!!
*** DONE READING NOTE 67 ***

You nod.
Alekhine reads a note titled ‘Fuego!‘.
Danor waits for Rhylla to come read.
Alekhine begins to incant a spell.
Alekhine’s bag begins to glow very brightly.
Alekhine agrees.
Alekhine waves.
Alekhine casually strolls away, heading toward the east.
You wave.

…

Healer’s Hall
This is an open and airy guest hall with a lofty ceiling. The walls are gleaming white with a geometric rose design border at the ceiling and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Cushions have been placed about the room to offer weary patients and travelers a place to sit. The room is furnished with an elegant rosewood cupboard, a low table and a bookshelf. Starlight streams in through broad windows on the east and west walls and a silver lamp in each corner of the room sheds a warm illumination. Near the door to the south is a small silver gong, no more than two handspans in diameter and a pair of signs are posted on the door itself. A set of broad stairs ascends in a gentle curve to the north. It is extremely bright here.
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
an open knotty brula cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Boriat the gnome.

You shout in common, ‘Hey rhy?‘
Hum de dum de dum!
Rhylla shouts in common, ‘What?‘
You shout in common, ‘There’s a post for you on the souk board, it sounds important.‘
You grin.
You say in common, ‘This is going to hurt in 5..‘
You say in common, ‘4..‘
You say in common, ‘3..‘
The Leopard Champion arrives mysteriously from the north.
Snowmane canters toward you from the north.
Shady hops in from the north.
A figure shrouded in a somewhat large hooded cloak arrives mysteriously from the north.
Rhylla kicks you. OUCH!
The Leopard Champion flows majestically towards the north.
Snowmane trots away to the north.
Shady hops out towards the north.
A figure shrouded in a somewhat large hooded cloak flows mysteriously towards the north.
You say in common, ‘Ok, so i was off.‘

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Meat Shields aren’t too bright.

Meat Shields aren’t too bright.

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Switch says in common, ‘Quick, Danor, be my meat shield.‘
You say in common, ‘Uhh‘
Switch nods.
Switch nods.
You ask in common, ‘Meat?‘
Mormel says in common, ‘She may be borderline retarded, but she makes good crossbows.‘
You nibble Mormel’s ear.
You point.
You say in common, ‘Meat.‘
You nod.
You ask in common, ‘Uh?‘
You shrug.
You snuggle Mormel.
Mormel punches you with the back of his bow. Crack!
Switch winces.
You exclaim in common, ‘Ooh!‘
Mormel purrs.
You slobber all over.
You purr.
You say in common, ‘That tickles‘
You nod.
Switch says in common, ‘Oh great, solve his momentary stupidity by making it permanent‘
Mormel grins.

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