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M*A*S*H Quotes

M*A*S*H Quotes

Charles’s first impressions of the 4077th: Charming place. An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world. What is that odour?
Radar: North wind: cesspool. East wind: latrine.
Charles: The wind is from the south.
Radar: Oh, that’s the kitchen.

M*A*S*H Quotes

M*A*S*H Quotes

Frank: What are you doing here, pipsqueak?
Radar: I’m leaving, sir.
Frank: Don’t make excuses, just get out.
Hawkeye: Frank, why don’t you swallow your face?
B.J.: He did, that’s why he looks that way.
Frank, as Radar leaves: What was he doing in here?
Hawkeye: Something you wouldn’t understand, Frank.
B.J.: He was talking intelligently.