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Tribute to Ogma

Tribute to Ogma

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Northern Meadow
This is a lush meadow outside the olive-green walls of Silverwood
Reach.  Wildflowers grow rampant through the tall grass in this
small spacebetween the castle and the great forest surrounding
it.  The stars above smile down upon this peaceful field in the
deep of the night.  A tunnelruns through a short gatehouse in the
castle wall.  A spruce portcullis is raised about one-quarter of
the way to the south and is going down. The tunnel is faced with a
beautiful serpentine arch.  It is shadowy here.
There are four exits: southwest, southeast, north, and south.
Ogmie the pony.

You misjudge Ogmie the pony and land on the ground.
The portcullis clatters to a halt then begins to go upwards.
The portcullis clatters upwards.
lead south
Ogmie tries to squeeze under the portcullis but doesn’t fit.

Gatehouse
This is a wide tunnel of dark green stone leading through the castle
gatehouse, connecting the courtyard, to the south, with the outside
world. Numerous arrow-slits and murder holes have been built high into
the tunnel to assist the residents in repelling invasion.  The
tunnel’s northern end is faced a spectacular arch of polished
serpentine.  A spruce portcullis is raised about half way to the
north and is going up.  It is well lit here.
There are two exits: north and south.
Amaia the elf.
a figure wearing a black silk hood with a mask.
Viscountess Euros the elf (guarding the north exit) (blocking the north exit).

Euros paces.
Euros yells in common, ‘Make up your mind.’
The portcullis clatters upwards.
Aidan says in common, ‘And you can still see my ga now’
You get past the blockade.

Northern Meadow
This is a lush meadow outside the olive-green walls of Silverwood
Reach.  Wildflowers grow rampant through the tall grass in this
small space between the castle and the great forest surrounding
it.  The stars above smile down upon this peaceful field in the
deep of the night.  A tunnel runs through a short gatehouse in the
castle wall.  A spruce portcullis is raised about half way to the
south and is going up.  The tunnel is faced with a beautiful
serpentine arch.  It is shadowy here.
There are four exits: southwest, southeast, north, and south.
Ogmie the pony.

lead south
Ogmie clops away to the gatehouse.

Gatehouse
This is a wide tunnel of dark green stone leading through the castle
gatehouse, connecting the courtyard, to the south, with the outside
world. Numerous arrow-slits and murder holes have been built high into
the tunnel to assist the residents in repelling invasion.  The
tunnel’s northern end is faced a spectacular arch of polished
serpentine.  A spruce portcullis is raised about half way to the
north and is going up.  It is well lit here.
There are two exits: north and south.
Ogmie the pony.
Amaia the elf.
a figure wearing a black silk hood with a mask.
Viscountess Euros the elf (guarding the north exit) (blocking the north exit).

The portcullis inches upwards.
You say in common, ‘There we go’
Euros nods to Aidan.
The portcullis clatters upwards.
The portcullis clatters to a stop as it is fully raised.
You say in common, ‘Couldn’t mount’
Euros says in common, ‘Nice pony.’
Euros signals for the portcullis to be lowered.
The portcullis begins to clatter downwards.
The portcullis inches downwards.
You nod.
Ogmie nudges you.
You ask in common, ‘How do you like the name?’
The portcullis rattles downwards.
Aidan unties the mask on a black silk hood and lowers it to reveal its face.
Euros asks in common, ‘Get smacked for that yet?’
Amaia asks in common, ‘Ogmie?’
The portcullis rattles downwards.
You say in common, ‘Ogmie’
The portcullis inches downwards.
You say in common, ‘Not yet’
Aidan says in common, ‘I think it’s going to get killed.’
Amaia says in common, ‘Your ass is so grass’
You’re quite distracted.
The portcullis rattles downwards.
You say in common, ‘I’m waiting’
The portcullis rattles downwards.
You say in common, ‘I know’
Euros rubs her eyes.
The portcullis clatters to a stop as it is fully lowered.
You’re off balance.
You say in common, ‘But it’ll still be funny’
Amaia says in common, ‘Let’s call the O-man’
Euros says in common, ‘Come south, Jask.’
Ogmie trots about.
lead south
Ogmie clops away to the courtyard.

Courtyard
This is a large, open area within the castle enclosure.  The tall,
green walls of the donjon rise above one side of this ward while the
sparkling outer curtain wall towers overhead on the other.  A wide
flagstone path of white limestone leads about the base of the donjon,
connecting the various outbuildings.  Beds of healthy green grass
grow between the paths.  A broad stair descends from the door of
the donjon, meeting the path at the center of the courtyard before a
magnificent olivine fountain.  It is shadowy here.
There are six exits: north, a closed steel door leading south, west, east,
southeast, and southwest.
an ironwood bokken, and a pierced-steel lantern.
Ogmie the pony.

You’re somewhat distracted.
Euros strides in from the north.
Aidan saunters in from the north.
Amaia strides in from the north.
You’re a bit off balance.
You pat Ogmie on the head.
You’re bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Ogmie whickers happily.
Aidan grins.
Amaia asks in common, ‘Like, if he controls me does that mean I lost my Oginity?’
Euros looks thoughtful.
Aidan stares.
Euros asks in common, ‘What’d he control you to do?’
Amaia says in common, ‘Well he made me stand’
Amaia says in common, ‘And try to craft things’
Euros asks in common, ‘What things?’
You say in common, ‘Hmmm’
Amaia says in common, ‘The dress and shirt’
Amaia nods.
Euros grins.
Amaia says in common, ‘But not the rope’
You say in common, ‘I wonder where Switch is hiding’
Ogmie trots about.

Euros says in common, ‘I figured Vivi would be with you.’
You shake your head.
Amaia says (OOC),’omfg. My ex stepdad and my lil sis were going to eat at this place at the local fleamarket’
You say in common, ‘I was with katsumi’
Amaia says (OOC),’Then they see this Mexican peeing right out in the open!’
You say in common, ‘And rokenlo’
You say in common, ‘Which is why I have a pony named Ogmie’
Aidan ponders the situation.
Euros asks in common, ‘Rokenlo bought you a pony?’
Euros says in common, ‘That’s some tip.’
You say in common, ‘No’
You say in common, ‘I bought it’
Aidan grins.
You say in common, ‘But Kat gave me the idea’
Amaia says in common, ‘Hmm’
Euros says in common, ‘I see.’
Amaia asks in common, ‘You enjoy wasting money?’
You say in common, ‘I decided to tempt fate’
You shrug.
You say in common, ‘I don’t have anything to do with it’
Amaia says in common, ‘You could just give it to me’
You say in common, ‘Psha’
Amaia says in common, ‘If you’re intent on wasting it’
An anvil falls from the sky, hitting Ogmie on the head!
Ogmie’s head is destroyed!
Ogmie died!
Ogmie leaves the party.
You say in common, ‘New it’
Euros says in common, ‘Well now.’
Amaia says in common, ‘Hmm’
Aidan says in common, ‘Ow.’
You say in common, ‘That was fast’
Euros unlocks the steel door to the south.
Euros opens the steel door to the south.
Euros purposefully paces off, heading for the south.
The steel door to the south closes.
The steel door to the south locks.
Amaia says in common, ‘What if I name one Oginity’
You say in common, ‘I don’t know’
You say in common, ‘Hmmmm’
A massive anvil made from iron with a steel face mounted on a sturdy pine base.
The steel door to the south unlocks.
You ask in common, ‘So does that mean I can’t keep the pony, ogma?’
The steel door to the south opens.
Euros strides in from the south.
Euros closes the steel door to the south.
Euros locks the steel door to the south.
Euros unlocks the steel door to the south.
Euros opens the steel door to the south.
Euros purposefully paces off, heading for the south.
The steel door to the south closes.
The steel door to the south locks.
Amaia says in common, ‘Perhaps I’ll ask him’
Amaia asks in common, ‘Should I?’
You shrug.
Death materializes in a puff of air smelling of grave dust.
The steel door to the south unlocks.
The steel door to the south opens.
Euros strides in from the south.
Euros closes the steel door to the south.
Euros locks the steel door to the south.
Amaia says in common, ‘Oh sexy’
You say in common, ‘Hey hey’
You smile at Death.
Euros incants a scroll of preserve_corpse.
You ask in common, ‘I guess I can’t keep the her then?’
You say in common, ‘I thought you’d like it.  It’s a tribute to you’
Amaia asks in common, ‘Hey death…could I perhaps name a new animal Oginity?’

Courtyard
This is a large, open area within the castle enclosure.  The tall,
green walls of the donjon rise above one side of  this ward while
the sparkling outer curtain wall towers overhead on the other.  A
wide flagstone path of white limestone leads about the base of the
donjon, connecting the various outbuildings.  Beds of healthy
green grass grow between the paths.  A broad stair descends from
the door of the donjon, meeting the path at the center of the courtyard
before a magnificent olivine fountain.  It is well lit  here.
There are six exits: north, a closed steel door leading south, west,
east,  southeast, and southwest.
Ogmie’s severed head, an anvil, an ironwood bokken, and a pierced-steel lantern.
Viscountess Euros the elf (invoking a scroll).
Death the anthropomorphic representation.
Amaia the elf.
Sir Aidan the human.

Death puts a strange glimmering metal scythe in a pocket.
Euros’s scroll writhes and disappears.
Death turns his actinic glare on Amaia.
Euros says in common, ‘Ack.’
Aidan says in common, ‘I think that’s a no.’
Amaia asks in common, ‘Do you know what Oginity is?’
Euros says in common, ‘When I was invoking…’
You sigh.
You say in common, ‘Oh well’
You say in common, ‘Poor ogmie’
Ogma gives 15 gold rials to you.
You put them in your sporran.
Euros says in common, ‘Bad argument 1 to call_other()’
Euros says in common, ‘Program: std/obj/shadow_amulet.c, object; std/obj/shadow_amulet#2992212 line 66’
You say in common, ‘Thank you’
Death disappears leaving behind only the stillness of the sepulchre.
Amaia says in common, ‘Darn’
Euros comforts you.
Amaia says in common, ‘I was just bout to ask bout Ogasm’
Aidan shakes his head.
Aidan says in common, ‘You were just asking for it, Jask’
Euros unlocks the steel door to the south.
Euros opens the steel door to the south.
Euros purposefully paces off, heading for the south.
The steel door to the south closes.
The steel door to the south locks.
Amaia says in common, ‘True that’
You say in common, ‘I didn’t expect my money back’
The steel door to the south unlocks.
The steel door to the south opens.
Euros strides in from the south.
Euros closes the steel door to the south.
Euros locks the steel door to the south.
Euros asks in common, ‘It’s it kind of an honor?’
You say in common, ‘But I won’t complain’
Euros says in common, ‘Like naming a kid after someone.’
Amaia says in common, ‘He does you favors, you do him favors’

A black calfskin pouch for holding coins.  It has a closeable flap and a strap for wearing around the waist.
It contains:
15 gold rials, 6 silver dirhams, a silver farthing.
You say in common, ‘Ok, well…’

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Mounting Porters

Mounting Porters

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Noorooo the porter (ridden by you).

You dismount Noorooo.
You cackle.
You say in common, ‘I mounted a porter‘
Danor suddenly exists in the world of Ferdarchi.
Danor spanks you!
Danor says in common, ‘Slackenlazy‘
You say in common, ‘I mounted a porter‘
You grin.
You shout in common, ‘He ran away!‘
You boggle. Inconceivable!
Danor shouts in common, ‘From you‘
You shout in common, ‘Portwr!‘
You cackle.
You mount Noorooo.
You nod.
Danor says in common, ‘He’s right here, dumbass‘
You grin.
Danor points.
Danor stares at Noorooo.
You say in common, ‘Ima try to master him‘
Danor laughs.
You master Noorooo the porter.
You cackle.
Danor stares.
You say in common, ‘Amazing‘
Noorooo smiles.
You ponder the situation.
You ask Desla ‘are porters supposed to be masterable?‘
You say in common, ‘Im asking desla‘
Danor whiiiines.
Danor says in common, ‘Follow‘
You say in common, ‘He is’
Desla fades in.
You grin.
Danor bows.
You bow.
You say in common, ‘Hi desla‘
Danor places the blame directly on you.
Danor purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Noorooo leaves carrying you to the north.
You roll your eyes.
You say in common, ‘I mounted it and mastered it‘
You poke Noorooo in the ribs.
Danor says in common, ‘ Desla says, ‘Ogma’s on.  Tell to him.‘‘
Danor says in common, ‘Your job‘
Danor pokes you in the ribs.
You nod.
Desla says, ‘And if he doesn’t eviscerate you or respond, then post it on the bug board.‘
Desla waves.
You nod.
Danor grins.
Desla turns two-dimensional, then turns sideways and vanishes.
Danor says in common, ‘Ogma said he’d banninate me if i ever tell’d him‘
Danor says in common, ‘So..‘
Noorooo peers at the sky.
Danor purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Noorooo leaves carrying you to the north.
Danor says in common, ‘Follow‘
Noorooo looks around.
Noorooo ponders the situation.
You tell Ogma ‘i mastered a porter which desla says is not suppose to happen.‘
Hassan spits at you.
Danor purposefully paces off, heading for the south.
Noorooo leaves carrying you to the south.
You are suddenly struck by lightning!
Uh-oh, it’s nappy time.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

…

You regain consciousness!
Danor lays his hands on you, and you feel refreshed.
Danor thinks.
Danor asks in common, ‘Conc–?‘
Danor peers at you quizzically.
You say in common, ‘Daob‘
Noorooo smiles.
Danor says in common, ‘You were unconc‘
Danor pokes you in the ribs.
You shout in common, ‘What happens if he lightning bolts me?should i still post it on the bug board?‘
You snicker.
Danor cackles.
Danor rolls his eyes.
Danor is thrown trying to mount Noorooo.
Danor says in common, ‘Ow‘
Noorooo swings his trunk back and forth.
You laugh.
You say in common, ‘Big grumbly farie‘
Danor says in common, ‘We could go kill faeries, summon dragons‘
Danor peers at the sky.
You say in common, ‘I kinda expected to get lightninged after that last comment‘
Noorooo frowns.
Danor agrees.
Danor places the blame directly on Porter.
You say in common, ‘Guess ogma forgot‘
Danor nods sadly.
A bolt of lighting streaks down from above, striking Danor!
Danor falls over in a faint.
Danor collapses!
You laugh.
Noorooo’s trunk is destroyed!
Noorooo’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Noorooo died!
You say in common, ‘Aww nuts‘
You shout in common, ‘Score 1 for the creators!‘
Danor regains consciousness.
You grin.
Danor says in common, ‘Um‘
Danor says in common, ‘Ow.‘
You say in common, ‘They blew up my mount’
Danor asks in common, ‘They?‘
Danor stares.
You say in common, ‘Ogma im assuming‘
Danor asks in common, ‘Ogma and his handpuppet?‘
You laugh.
You nod.
Danor nods.
Danor says in common, ‘Mr.Flibble‘
Danor shouts in common, ‘Porter steaks for all!‘

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Ouch!

Ouch!

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Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing).
You have died!
Haveok screams.
Yoru points and laughs at you.
Ogma asks, ‘What the?‘
You say, ‘haha‘
Ogma touches a stud on his wand and the lightning vanishes from around its tip.
Haveok pokes corpse.
Ogma pulls something out of a pocket..
Ogma begins to incant a spell.
The corpse of Danor the village idiot (with you in it) gains a scintillating aura around it.

Boriat laughs.
Boriat says in common, ‘Poor Danor‘
You say, ‘Thanks ogma I needed that‘
Ogma begins to incant a spell.
Ogma gently presses the ghostly figure of Danor back into his corpse.
You are now speaking common.

Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
*You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
Ogma returns his clue-by-four to its place.

Ogma asks, ‘What the hell?‘
You ask in common, ‘Enh?‘
Ogma asks, ‘Why was he so damaged?‘
Ogma asks, ‘Why?‘
Boriat says in common, ‘You disabled his head earlier‘
You say in common, ‘From the pick-a-limb‘
Ogma rolls his eyes.

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More Powah

More Powah

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Aozora sniffs a spellbook of [magic] Green_fire_bolt.
You poke Aozora in the ribs.
Ogma chuckles.
Magik ponders the situation.
Vidar says in common, ‘I want gfb‘
Vidar nudges Aozora.
Magik says in common, ‘Me too‘
Danor sniffs a spellbook of [magic] Blue_fire_bolt.
Rhylla grins.
Magik says in common, ‘I want vfb‘
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!

* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!
You regain consciousness!

Ogma says, ‘Ugh.‘
Magik exclaims in common, ‘Like paralysis!‘
Harle opens a rosewood cupboard.
Magik cheers.
Danor sniffs a spellbook of [magic] Scint_fire_bolt instead.
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!

* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

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Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s fat Devet!

Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s fat Devet!

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You get up from the floor.
You fall flat on your face.
The ground hit your head with destructive force!
Your head has been destroyed!
You have died!

You fall unconscious!
You regain consciousness!
You are a faint bit of ectoplasm in some sort of afterlife.
You can surrender your grasp on life by typing ‘die’.
You can type ‘message

‘ to send a message at a cost of some skill.
You say, ‘ack‘
Nazir scowls.
You say, ‘dammit, hit my head again!‘
Ogma points and laughs at you.
Montrose grins.
You cannot do that in this spirit form.
You say, ‘lol‘
Montrose drops 20 chunks of charcoal.
Montrose says in common, ‘Fat ass‘
Nazir grunts.
You say, ‘yea yea shut up‘

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Pikachuuu

Pikachuuu

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You charred Pikachu’s right hind leg to a crisp with your green fire bolt.
Pikachu’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Pikachu died!
Lynx leaves the party.
Lynx vanishes in a flash of light!
Amulet (on Boriat) says, ‘holy shit‘
Rhyandra stares.
Zengo says in common, ‘Zengo not wants blow up‘
You exclaim in common, ‘I win!‘
Zengo says in common, ‘Better leave‘

Boriat looks at you and draws a finger across his neck.

You are suddenly struck by lightning!
Uh-oh, it’s nappy time.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

…

A bolt of lighting streaks down from above, striking Feybol!
Feybol peers at the sky.
Psyche begins to incant a spell.
Boriat says in magic, ‘Someone killed a pikachu‘
A bolt of lighting streaks down from above, striking Psyche!
You peer at the sky.

Infirmary
This is a small room where the Healers can examine and tend to their patients.
The walls are gleaming white and the travertine floor is covered by a thick,
soft rug. Against one wall is a simple bed and a rosewood cupboard. On the
south wall is a portrait framed in a simple rosewood frame. Sunlight streams in
through a window on the east wall. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: an open rosewood door leading north.
the corpse of Silkenlor the orc surrounded by an octarine aura, and a rosewood
trash barrel.
Psyche the gnome (blurry).
Feybol the troll.
a figure shrouded in a silver frost wolf fur hooded cloak trimmed with sable.
Boriat the gnome.

You whistle.
Thalinder says in common, ‘Uh oh‘
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm‘
Psyche giggles.
Thalinder says in common, ‘Well i think im going back to bed‘
Ogma cuddles the corpse of a pikachu surrounded by a scintillating aura.
You say in common, ‘Ogma’s still in mourning‘

[The rest of the night, Danor got lightning-bolted regularly with varying intensities]

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Aw, Crap (Poop, Part 1)

Aw, Crap (Poop, Part 1)

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Musashi bows.
Angelica smiles.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hello‘
Angelica says in common, ‘Hi‘
Feybol studies the bulletin board.

Wizardwind plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose says in common, ‘Heya‘
Montrose smiles.
Musashi blinks.
Angelica blinks.

Gale plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose grins.
You ponder the situation.
You poke Gale in the ribs.
Musashi peers at Gale quizzically.
You poke Wizardwind in the ribs.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm‘
Feybol says in common, ‘Dont poke my ponies‘
Rhyandra points at the horse poo.
Montrose exclaims in common, ‘Musashi scared the shit out of your pony Fey!‘
Gale looks around for some grass to eat.
Musashi tilts his head quizzically.
Montrose nods.
Angelica grins.
Feybol says in common, ‘That never happen before‘

Wizardwind plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose says in common, ‘Eeww, now the Hh smells like poo‘
Montrose sniffs.
Angelica sniffs.
Feybol sniffs paddy.
Angelica chuckles.
Feybol ponders the situation.
Feybol nudges Wizardwind.
Montrose looks around for a stick to poke the poo with.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm‘
Feybol waits.
Feybol watches the horses.

Gale plops out a steaming horse patty.

Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm‘
Angelica laughs.
Montrose casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Angelica slinks gracefully out, disappearing to the north.
Musashi points at the feces
Montrose saunters in from the north.
Musashi shakes his head.
Musashi slinks gracefully out, disappearing to the north.
Gale trots about.
You shake your head.

Healer’s Hall
This is an open and airy guest hall with a lofty ceiling. The walls are gleaming white with a geometric rose design border at the ceiling and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Cushions have been placed about the room to offer weary patients and travelers a place to sit. The room is furnished with an elegant rosewood cupboard, a low table and a bookshelf. Morning sunlight streams in through broad windows on the east and west walls. Near the door to the south is a small silver gong, no more than two handspans in diameter and a pair of signs are posted on the door itself. A set of broad stairs ascends in a gentle curve to the north. It is blindingly bright here.
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
a pile of feces, the corpse of a filthy, diseased rat surrounded by a greenish-blue aura, an open yew cask of water, and an open rosewood cask of golden mead.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Gale the white clydesdale mare.
Wizardwind the black mocorin stallion.
Keeki the ferret (sitting on the rug).
Sheridan the wolf.
Montrose the human.
Feybol the troll.

You ponder the situation.
You stare.
You nudge Feybol.
Rhyandra points at the floor.
Feybol asks in common, ‘What?‘
Montrose sniffs a pile of feces.
Montrose says in common, ‘Eewww‘
You stare at Montrose.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm‘
Montrose says in common, ‘I hope you can’t get sick from that stuff‘
Sheridan pants.
Montrose says in common, ‘It smells awful‘

cast tell @200 Feybol maybe horses should stay outside? Thats kinda disgusting.. Rhyandra.
You send your message to feybol.

You agree with Montrose.
Feybol takes a pile of feces from the rug.

Wizardwind plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose starts turning green.
Feybol says in common, ‘Maybe you wolf helped‘
Wizardwind trots away to the north.
Gale trots away to the north.
Feybol casually strolls away, heading toward the north.

Healer’s Hall
This is an open and airy guest hall with a lofty ceiling. The walls are gleaming white with a geometric rose design border at the ceiling and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Cushions have been placed about the room to offer weary patients and travelers a place to sit. The room is furnished with an elegant rosewood cupboard, a low table and a bookshelf. Morning sunlight streams in through broad windows on the east and west walls. Near the door to the south is a small silver gong, no more than two handspans in diameter and a pair of signs are posted on the door itself. A set of broad stairs ascends in a gentle curve to the north. It is blindingly bright here.
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
a pile of feces, the corpse of a filthy, diseased rat surrounded by a greenish-blue aura, an open yew cask of water, and an open rosewood cask of golden mead.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Keeki the ferret (lying on the rug).
Sheridan the wolf.
Montrose the human.

Rhyandra stares at the feces.

cast tell @200 Montrose don’t suppose you want to clean that? Rhyandra.
You send your message to montrose.

You twiddle your thumbs.
You listen to Montrose.
Montrose ponders the situation.
A Spirit Warrior arrives mysteriously from the north.
Devet bows.
Devet lowers the cowl on a snakeskin hooded cloak.
Devet says in common, ‘Hello‘
You poke Devet in the ribs.
Devet peers at you quizzically.

cast tell @200 Devet want to clean that? Rhyandra.
You send your message to devet.

Rhyandra points at the floor.
You listen to Devet.
Devet says in common, ‘Um‘
Montrose says in common, ‘I would like nothing more in the world than to be able to clean that up, but I am afraid it might belong to someone and I don’t want to upset them by taking it‘
Devet looks under his boot.
Montrose nods.
You sigh.
Montrose asks in common, ‘Is that your poo Dev?‘
You nod to Montrose.
Devet says in common, ‘My first question is, what is poo‘
Montrose ponders the situation.
Devet says in common, ‘Considering i’ve never seen it before in my life‘
Devet says in common, ‘Second.‘
Devet shouts in common, ‘Ewwww!’
Devet casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Montrose points at the pile of poo on the ground

examine feces

a pile of feces.

Montrose says in common, ‘Oh, I think he figured it out‘
You nod.
Montrose says in common, ‘Them humans are sorta slow like that sometimes‘
Montrose nods.
Devet shouts in common, ‘Why!? Why?! did we really need that?!‘
Devet shouts in common, ‘So many other things were lacking!‘
Montrose shouts in common, ‘Devet, come back here and clean up after yourself!‘
Devet shouts in common, ‘Nevah!‘

Nyris canters toward you from the north.
Thalinder strides in from the north.
Thalinder bows.
You bow.
Uzume canters toward you from the north.
Lanthus glides in from the north.
Nyris looks around for some grass to nibble on.
Nyris looks about cautiously.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Brb‘
Thalinder purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Napala strides in from the north.
Devet saunters in from the north.
Devet bows.
Napala bows.
Thalinder strides in from the north.
Lanthus asks in common, ‘What is it now?‘
Thalinder raises the cowl on a silver frost wolf fur hooded cloak trimmed with sable.
Devet stares at the feces.
Devet says in common, ‘So..‘
Devet asks in common, ‘Did it come out of the rat?‘
You shake your head.

cast tell @200 Devet feybols horses.
You send your message to devet.

Devet nods to you.

Lanthus says in common, ‘Eww‘
Thalinder asks in magic, ‘What?‘
Napala purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Brb‘
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Nyris (north)‘
Montrose ponders the situation.
Nyris trots away to the north.
A figure shrouded in a hooded cloak flows mysteriously towards the north.
Montrose says in common, ‘It came from horse butt‘
Devet shakes his head.
Montrose nods.
A figure shrouded in a hooded cloak arrives majestically from the north.
Devet says to himself in common, ‘Why‘
Devet shakes his head.
Lanthus asks in common, ‘You mean we actually have to clean out stalls now?‘
Montrose says in common, ‘It came from Feybol’s horse‘
Napala strides in from the north.
Devet says in common, ‘At least its not steaming‘
Montrose casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Uzume nudges Lanthus.
Devet says in common, ‘I wonder if it comes out of centaurs too‘
Lanthus asks in common, ‘And he didn’t clean it up why?‘
Montrose saunters in from the north.

You shrug.
cast tell @200 Lanthus he took his horses and left it. Rhyandra.
You send your message to lanthus.

Devet says in common, ‘I become a hermit for a few months and come back to a shit infested cold ridden town‘
Devet sighs.
Thalinder nods.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Makes you wanna be a hermit some more doesnt it‘
Devet says in common, ‘I’m going back to being a hermit‘
Devet nods to Thalinder.

Lanthus says in common, ‘I’m going to have to have a word with feybol about not cleaning up after his horse‘
Lanthus slips quietly away, flowing toward the north.
Devet takes a pile of feces from the rug.
Devet puts a pile of feces in a rosewood trash barrel.
Devet puts a leather glove (worn) in a rosewood trash barrel.
Devet puts a leather glove (worn) in a rosewood trash barrel.
Devet empties the trash.
Thalinder nods to Devet.
Devet says in common, ‘Now i need gloves‘
Lanthus glides in from the north.
Devet sniffs.
Devet looks around
Devet gasps.
Devet cups his hands and drinks some golden mead from the cask.
Devet says in common, ‘I wonder what other surprises i’ll find‘
Thalinder asks in magic, ‘Feces floating in the mead?‘
Devet says in common, ‘I’m going to ignore you said that‘
Lanthus says in common, ‘I hope none of them were standing over the cask‘
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Thats definately a surprise i wouldnt want to find right after i drank some‘
Devet says in common, ‘Well i’m gonna take a walk‘
Devet nods to Thalinder.
Devet waves.
Thalinder waves.
Devet raises the cowl on a snakeskin hooded cloak.
A Spirit Warrior flows gracefully towards the north.
Toryn strides in from the north.
Toryn bows gracefully.
Thalinder bows.
You bow.
Lanthus cups his hands and drinks some water from the cask.

Devet shouts in common, ‘Fey?‘
Feybol shouts in common, ‘Wha‘
Devet shouts in common, ‘We need more poop, for research!‘
Feybol shouts in common, ‘So shit‘
Pock shouts in common, ‘Uhhhhh what ?‘
Devet shouts in common, ‘?‘
Feybol shouts in common, ‘Dont let me stop you‘
Devet shouts in common, ‘But i dont know how to shit, i’ve never done it, i’m so scared fey!‘

Lanthus says in common, ‘I think someone was messing with feybol‘
(OOC) Thalinder wonders when we get plastic bags with which to collect/dispose of the poo
Lanthus says in common, ‘The nameless one‘
Lanthus nods.
Lanthus says in common, ‘The whackmeister‘
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Maybe the vizier will post an ordinance demanding folks pick up after their pets‘

Devet shouts in common, ‘I cant do it, teach me?‘
Feybol shouts in common, ‘Come to ebony ill make you shit yourself but dont cry when you dead‘
A Spirit Warrior arrives mysteriously from the north.
Devet lowers the cowl on a snakeskin hooded cloak.
Devet bows.
Thalinder gets up from the cushion.
Thalinder bows.
Thalinder sits on a cushion.
Devet laughs.
Devet says in common, ‘I just wanted to see if i could make it float in the pool‘
Devet says in common, ‘I wonder if mules can do it too‘
Lanthus says in common, ‘I think someone was playing games with feybol‘
Devet says in common, ‘Ah‘
Lanthus says (OOC),’you don’t get something like that except at a reboot‘
Devet says (OOC),’?‘
Lanthus says (OOC),’a new ‘feature’‘
Devet says (OOC),’you get shit at reboots?‘
Thalinder gets up from the cushion.
Thalinder bows.
Thalinder sits on a cushion.
Lanthus bows.
Devet says (OOC),’i wonder what the syntax would be, i tried everything from ‘poop’ to ‘move bowels’‘
Thalinder says (OOC),’are you kidding devet? i KNOW they arent going to add shitting to the gave‘
Lanthus says (OOC),’no shit‘
Thalinder says (OOC),’at least, if they are im leaving to a new game…. not playing a mud that includes people having to shit‘
Devet says (OOC),’i didn’t think so either but then devet stepped in a pile of shit and that went out the window‘
(OOC) Toryn agrees.

Uzume plops out a steaming mule patty.

Devet says (OOC),’though if it only came from horses and mules and stuff, that’d be ok, cuz that’d just be like pet maintenence‘

Lanthus grins.
Thalinder peers at Lanthus quizzically.
Kobu sniffs a steaming mule patty.
You gag.
Toryn stares.
Kobu says in common, ‘Mm, smells the same as other one‘

Thalinder says in magic, ‘Time to clean up your pets poo lanthus‘
Toryn gives Uzume a hearty push.
Kobu nods.
Toryn says in common, ‘Go.‘
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Hope you got gloves‘
Devet says in common, ‘Oh my god it’s steaming‘
Lanthus says in common, ‘Sounds like a job for an elf‘

Ogma says, ‘No, we’re not going to add elimination in for players.‘

Lanthus laughs.
Devet says in common, ‘Wait wait‘
Devet says in common, ‘I need it for research‘
Thalinder says (OOC),’see devet, no poo from you!‘

Ogma says, ‘I’m just a bit tired of people treating HH as a stables though.‘

Devet snickers.
Devet says in common, ‘Time for experiment‘
Devet takes a steaming mule patty from the rug.
Devet says in common, ‘Ugh‘

Devet casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Thalinder shouts in magic, ‘Devet you forgot gloves!‘

[Meanwhile… (Click here for Devet’s log)]

Ogma says, ‘But I’ve come up come up with an even better disincentive to do it.‘

Devet shouts in common, ‘No need‘
Toryn says in common, ‘Thank god‘
Lanthus asks in common, ‘Your saying we should leave our pets outside?‘

Ogma says, ‘At least equines‘

Devet shouts in common, ‘It floats!‘
Lanthus ponders the situation.
Kobu snickers.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Well that makes sense‘
Devet shouts in common, ‘Good god it floats‘
Toryn says in common, ‘Add a stable horse room to the guild, perhaps.‘
Toryn shouts in common, ‘Please don’t drop that in the pool?!?‘
Lanthus says in common, ‘Uzume (north)‘
Uzume trots away to the north.

Ogma says, ‘I’m fixing up the kennels.‘

Lanthus slips quietly away, flowing toward the north.
Devet shouts in common, ‘Go see for yourself, i went under it it shot up passed me‘
Devet saunters in from the north.
Devet wears a somewhat large leather satchel.
Devet nods.

Toryn says in common, ‘That’s revolting.‘
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Well then uzume must be eating properly‘
Devet says in common, ‘I know, but entertaining‘
Lanthus glides in from the north.
Devet says in common, ‘And i got to wash my hands‘
Devet snickers.
Devet says in common, ‘We need more‘

Ogma gives a steaming mule patty to Devet.
Devet eats a steaming mule patty.
Devet gasps.

Lanthus laughs.
Devet doubles over and pukes.
Devet cries.
Ogma says, ‘Oh come on, at least it wasn’t a camel patty.‘
Toryn says in common, ‘Spare me.‘
Lanthus says in common, ‘I can go get bullseye if you want devet‘
Devet says in common, ‘Yea, that woulda been dry and hard and scraped up my throat‘
Devet pukes into the trash.
Devet pukes into the trash.
Devet pukes into the trash.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Ive decided im going to just ignore poo‘
Thalinder focuses on his apprentice.

Ogma steps into a nearby shadow and vanishes.

Devet shivers from the cold.
Devet says in common, ‘Research is concluded anyway‘
Thalinder asks in magic, ‘After your taste test?‘
Devet exclaims in common, ‘That was involuntary!‘
You shake your head.
Lanthus says in common, ‘More research than he actually wanted to do‘
Devet nods sadly.

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Asplode A-sploded!

Asplode A-sploded!

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Healer’s Hall: A comfortable guest hall. Exits: n s u
an open yew cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Asplode the hamster.
Serene the cat (sitting on the rug).
Gup the donkey (sitting on the rug).
Master Lanthus the gnome.
Boriat the gnome.
Musashi the catfolk.

You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)‘
Serene rubs up against Boriat and purrs.
Serene licks her paw.
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)‘

Asplode’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode died!
You ponder the situation.
Musashi blinks.

look at corpse

The corpse of Asplode the hamster. A small rodent that appears to be little more than a ball of fur with a stub of a tail and a pair of buck teeth. He was a youthful hamster and extremely small compared to you.

Boriat laughs.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Boriat says in magic, ‘Nice one‘

Later…

You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You ponder the situation.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Okay. do it again‘
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)‘
You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)‘

Asplode’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode’s right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode died!
You roll your eyes.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Boriat chuckles.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Serene lies on a cushion.

Lanthus frowns.
Lanthus says in common, ‘What the hell‘
Ogma pats Lanthus on the head.
Boriat lays his hands on corpse’s right hind leg.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Even I didn’t think you were that good Ogma‘
Boriat says in magic, ‘I think Kat was asking for that to happen‘
Boriat pats you on the head.
You grumble.
Katsumi comfort the corpse.

You ponder the situation.
You say in common, ‘Katsumi (asplode)‘
You peer at the sky.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Curiosity killed the cat‘
Lanthus nods.

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Danor Pie

Danor Pie

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Urthan says (OOC),’eat your pie, Danor. Ogma made it special.‘
You nod pie.
You say (OOC), ‘The pie, bob!‘

look in (held) pack

A well-made leather backpack, with a closable flap and shoulder straps. It contains: a meat pie.

You think.
You take a meat pie from an open leather backpack (worn).
You eat a meat pie.
Inside the pastry crust is a hearty filling of danor.
You are not hungry.

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Wootz

Wootz

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Ogma shows an ingot of watered steel to you.
A bar of high carbon steel with a pattern of fine, wavy lines on the surface producing an appearance similar to watered silk.
Ogma shows an ingot of watered steel to Jask.
Jask says in common, ‘Pretty‘
Ogma says, ‘It’s wootz.‘

You ask in common, ‘Woot?‘
Jask says in common, ‘Wootz‘
Jask giggles.
You dance woot.
Jask exclaims in common, ‘Whoop!‘
Jask pushes you. Whoof!
You exclaim in common, ‘Whoof!‘
…
You whisper, ‘Ogma has wootz.‘ to Katsumi in common.
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

…

You shout in common, ‘Wootz!‘
You are suddenly struck by lightning!
Uh-oh, it’s nappy time.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

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