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M*A*S*H Quotes

M*A*S*H Quotes

B.J.: What do you want to be?
Radar: A hot lover. Or even a cold one. I don’t care.
B.J.: What makes you think the army could help you with that?
Radar: When my Uncle Ed came home from World War I, his mother could tell from the look in his eyes that he hadn’t been a good boy in France. She cried for three days. I just know when I get home, my mother’s going to look at me and chuckle for a week.

M*A*S*H Quotes

M*A*S*H Quotes

The way I see it, unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free.

M*A*S*H Quotes

M*A*S*H Quotes

Charles’s first impressions of the 4077th: Charming place. An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world. What is that odour?
Radar: North wind: cesspool. East wind: latrine.
Charles: The wind is from the south.
Radar: Oh, that’s the kitchen.