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Ogre Logic

Ogre Logic

Quick backgrounder:
Amalendu suggested Danor reinc into an ogre.
Danor asked, “Why?”

Amalendu says in magic, ‘You grunt like an ogre
You say, ‘but i also dook like a ferret.
Amalendu says in magic, ‘…in heat
Urthan imagines Blossom on a hot day.

You say, ‘and hell if I want to be as dumb as raziel
You say, ‘but then again, i’m already the guild crafting bitch
Amalendu exclaims in magic, ‘Woah, I never accused you of that!
Amalendu says in magic, ‘The Raziel part at least
Urthan asks in common, ‘Raziel dumb?
Urthan asks in common, ‘Uhh?
Amalendu asks in magic, ‘Who said Raziel was dumb?
Urthan says in common, ‘Ammy
You hum.
You say, ‘did not!
Amalendu says in magic, ‘I must have missed it. I thought the ammy said he wasn’t as dumb as Raziel
Amalendu says in magic, ‘Which is not the same as saying Raz is dumb
You say, ‘hey!
Urthan says in common, ‘That why me asking
Urthan says in common, ‘No heard he lack smarts
You say, ‘If I didn’t know better, I’d think Ama was calling me dumb too.

Scary thing is, Half of the world is below average

Scary thing is, Half of the world is below average

Boriat asks in magic, ‘How well do you speak common, Pilo?
Pilo says in common, ‘Me average is
Boriat says in magic, ‘You don’t sound that way
Pilo asks in common, ‘Why askes?
Pilo says in common, ‘Me know how talk some just me no so smart
You say in common, ‘You remind me of a guy by the name of Raziel
Pilo says in common, ‘Me met him
Boriat says in magic, ‘Apparently, since you sound as smart as a stupid ogre
Pilo says in common, ‘Is diffrent cause me stupid he be dumb
Danor teaches Pilo the finer points of posessive pronouns.