Urthan

[Sticky] Time for a Quickie

I mean, quotes that aren't long enough to merit their own posting. Add your own in the comments!

Jasi asks in common, 'What do camels eat?'
Lorne says in common, 'Danors'
Cutie spits.

Lumpy eyes Dummy as if calculating a trajectory.
You exclaim in common, 'Hey, I resent that!'

Danor's Transformation

Desla fades in.
Desla ponders the situation.
Desla asks, 'Danor, have I abused you lately?'
Theodor says in common, 'You haven’t.'
Desla nods.
Amulet (on Theodor) says, 'I thought you were delegating that.'
You think.
You shake your head.

Devet's Meat

Devet asks in common, 'Is it distracting when i play with my meat, Danor?'
You grin.
Slithe says in common, 'Oh my'
Devet laughs.
Slithe says in common, 'Well have fun'
Lorne shakes his head.
Devet laughs.
Slithe smiles.
Slithe waves.
Devet waves.
Slithe crawls away toward the north.
Lorne purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Devet cackles.
Devet says in common, 'Scared them all away'
Urthan suddenly exists in the world of Ferdarchi.
Devet exclaims in common, 'Urthan!'

That'll Work... I guess.

You say in common, 'All (obey urthan)'
Syryn whickers happily.

You think.
You ask in common, 'You take syryn in empty wagon? bring her back?'

Urthan nods dully.
Urthan takes syryn the white clydesdale mare (pulling a wooden wagon) from the rug.
You blink.
Urthan tramples your toes as he makes his way to the north.

Danor Pie

Urthan says (OOC),'eat your pie, Danor. Ogma made it special.'
You nod pie.
You say (OOC), 'The pie, bob!'

look in (held) pack

A well-made leather backpack, with a closable flap and shoulder straps. It contains: a meat pie.

You think.
You take a meat pie from an open leather backpack (worn).
You eat a meat pie.
Inside the pastry crust is a hearty filling of danor.
You are not hungry.

Kythalus

Urthan says in common, 'Danor be careful'
You peer at Urthan quizzically.
Urthan says in common, 'There old time mage around with huge gfb'
You gasp.
You ask in magic, 'Daring?'
You listen to Urthan.
Urthan shakes his head.
You gasp.
Urthan says in common, 'Kythalus'
You ask in magic, 'Who?'
You peer at Urthan quizzically.
You ponder the situation.
Urthan says in common, 'Bishop's old master'

Pets listen too well...

You say in common, 'Bacardi (enter hatch)'
You grin.
Katsumi gasps.
Bacardi dooks happily.
Bacardi opens a hidden hatch in the floor and crawls in!
Dakani pokes you in the ribs.
You blink.
You blink.
Katsumi screams.
You hear a muffled scream from somewhere far below.
You say in common, 'Omfg'

Katsumi screams.
Soft grins.
Katsumi slaps you!
Gie cackles.
Katsumi exclaims in common, 'Get her out!'
Gie cackles.
Gie cackles.
Gie says in common, 'Just get a mark and go down there'

Ogre Logic

Quick backgrounder:
Amalendu suggested Danor reinc into an ogre.
Danor asked, "Why?"

Amalendu says in magic, 'You grunt like an ogre'
You say, 'but i also dook like a ferret.'
Amalendu says in magic, '...in heat'
Urthan imagines Blossom on a hot day.

...

You say, 'and hell if I want to be as dumb as raziel'
You say, 'but then again, i'm already the guild crafting bitch'