Funny DartMUD Logs

[Sticky] One-Liners

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Amalendu says in magic, 'People don't need to bush you Danor. If they want you dead, they just wait a week'

Katsumi says in common, 'No killing of folk cause your inn rent ran up'

Switch says in common, 'Don't kill my human, it's the only one i've got.'

[Sticky] Time for a Quickie

I mean, quotes that aren't long enough to merit their own posting. Add your own in the comments!

Jasi asks in common, 'What do camels eat?'
Lorne says in common, 'Danors'
Cutie spits.

Lumpy eyes Dummy as if calculating a trajectory.
You exclaim in common, 'Hey, I resent that!'

[Sticky] Famous Last Words

Weaver says in common, 'If i see anything, i'll send you a deathtell'

Boriat says in common, 'Stupid npc'

Amalendu says in magic, 'Just wanted to do one last quest before I did some practice'

Danor shouts in common, 'Ogma's inhibiting our RP!'

Trampin asks in common, 'A lixen satchel?'

Lixen says in common, 'Go ahead'

Danor shouts in common, 'I think Game Driver is cheating.'

Spherey

Sphere gives you a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...

You shout in common, 'I got violated by a sphere!'

Danor nods sadly.

You are suddenly struck by lightning!
Hey, that tickles!

Leareth blinks.
You ponder the situation.
Danor cheers.

Tribute to Ogma

[quote]Northern Meadow

Mounting Porters

Noorooo the porter (ridden by you).

Curtsey or bow? Both.

Tumi debates on curtsey or bow.
Rith grins.
Rith asks in common, 'Both?'
Tumi sprawls out lazily.
Caitrin giggles softly.
Tumi says in common, 'That's what happens'
Rith agrees.

Educational moment

(Context: We were sitting in the hh, I was teaching the basics of magic to a new elf, Caitrin)

Boriat asks Caitrin in common, 'So how do you find being a mage so far?'
Caitrin says in magic, 'Well, I can see it's going to take a lot of time to be any good at all'
Caitrin giggles.

Slap Slap

You say, 'I'm still waitin on my slap from desla'
Danor ponders the situation.
You say, 'Since he couldn't do it in spirit form'
Danor nods.
Katsumi says, 'Ah well'
Danor says, 'Reminded him about it'
Danor grins.

Ouch!

Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing).
You have died!
Haveok screams.
Yoru points and laughs at you.
Ogma asks, 'What the?'
You say, 'haha'
Ogma touches a stud on his wand and the lightning vanishes from around its tip.
Haveok pokes corpse.