[Sticky] One-Liners

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Amalendu says in magic, 'People don't need to bush you Danor. If they want you dead, they just wait a week'

Katsumi says in common, 'No killing of folk cause your inn rent ran up'

Switch says in common, 'Don't kill my human, it's the only one i've got.'

[Sticky] Time for a Quickie

I mean, quotes that aren't long enough to merit their own posting. Add your own in the comments!

Jasi asks in common, 'What do camels eat?'
Lorne says in common, 'Danors'
Cutie spits.

Lumpy eyes Dummy as if calculating a trajectory.
You exclaim in common, 'Hey, I resent that!'

[Sticky] Famous Last Words

Weaver says in common, 'If i see anything, i'll send you a deathtell'

Boriat says in common, 'Stupid npc'

Amalendu says in magic, 'Just wanted to do one last quest before I did some practice'

Danor shouts in common, 'Ogma's inhibiting our RP!'

Trampin asks in common, 'A lixen satchel?'

Lixen says in common, 'Go ahead'

Danor shouts in common, 'I think Game Driver is cheating.'

Slap Slap

You say, 'I'm still waitin on my slap from desla'
Danor ponders the situation.
You say, 'Since he couldn't do it in spirit form'
Danor nods.
Katsumi says, 'Ah well'
Danor says, 'Reminded him about it'
Danor grins.


Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing).
You have died!
Haveok screams.
Yoru points and laughs at you.
Ogma asks, 'What the?'
You say, 'haha'
Ogma touches a stud on his wand and the lightning vanishes from around its tip.
Haveok pokes corpse.

Kill It

Vidar shouts in common, 'Arrk?'
Arrk shouts in common, 'Uhmm?'
Arrk shouts in common, 'Me has sword in head!'
Vidar shouts in common, 'Where you at?'
Anarion shouts in common, 'Does anyone know how to remove an embedded sword from an ogre's head?'
Thalinder shouts in magic, 'Kill and butcher it'
Arrk shouts in common, 'Waaaah!'

Trolls Bounce

You miss your step, and fall!

Bipenus, eh?

Silkenlor says in common, 'I have one'
You grin.
Silkenlor says in common, 'But i dont use it'
Silkenlor says in common, 'I also have a bipenis'
Silkenlor says in common, 'Err'

DartMUD Ferdarchi Map

DartMUD Ferdarchi Map

Ok, here's a map I dug up from Kefka's Site


Devet's Meat

Devet asks in common, 'Is it distracting when i play with my meat, Danor?'
You grin.
Slithe says in common, 'Oh my'
Devet laughs.
Slithe says in common, 'Well have fun'
Lorne shakes his head.
Devet laughs.
Slithe smiles.
Slithe waves.
Devet waves.
Slithe crawls away toward the north.
Lorne purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Devet cackles.
Devet says in common, 'Scared them all away'
Urthan suddenly exists in the world of Ferdarchi.
Devet exclaims in common, 'Urthan!'