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I have an answering machine in my car.
It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
— Steven Wright
"I'm in your paper hijacking your headlines"
"Friends for life"
"I'm in your town freaking out the people"OMG, It's a rat hole!
"Letting it all hang out" From Peach's Blog
"I'm in your hoodie freaking out the muggers"