[Sticky] Time for a Quickie

I mean, quotes that aren't long enough to merit their own posting. Add your own in the comments!

Jasi asks in common, 'What do camels eat?'
Lorne says in common, 'Danors'
Cutie spits.

Lumpy eyes Dummy as if calculating a trajectory.
You exclaim in common, 'Hey, I resent that!'


Sphere gives you a deep and passionate seems to take forever...

You shout in common, 'I got violated by a sphere!'

Danor nods sadly.

You are suddenly struck by lightning!
Hey, that tickles!

Leareth blinks.
You ponder the situation.
Danor cheers.

Mounting Porters

Noorooo the porter (ridden by you).

Bipenus, eh?

Silkenlor says in common, 'I have one'
You grin.
Silkenlor says in common, 'But i dont use it'
Silkenlor says in common, 'I also have a bipenis'
Silkenlor says in common, 'Err'


You charred Pikachu's right hind leg to a crisp with your green fire bolt.
Pikachu's right hind leg is destroyed!
Pikachu died!
Lynx leaves the party.
Lynx vanishes in a flash of light!
Amulet (on Boriat) says, 'holy shit'
Rhyandra stares.
Zengo says in common, 'Zengo not wants blow up'

How are you gentlemen???

Perrin resumes wandering aimlessly, moving roughly toward the north.
Yoru fetches something from another dimension.
Silkenlor pats Mrowl on the head.
Mrowl purrs.
Switch twitches
Silkenlor exclaims in common, 'Yoru!'
You stare.
Silkenlor exclaims in common, 'He's here!'

Wonky Tonk

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Maus stops guarding Buju.
Buju bats idly at his tail.
Silkenlor says in common, 'Wonky'
Silkenlor shouts in common, 'Wonky!'
Maus says in common, '"wonky". That's cute.'
Euros asks in common, 'Who says that these days?'
Osolo shouts in common, 'Tonky'
!Game driver shouts: Game is shutting down in 10 minutes.