Funny Logs_1

Ouch!

Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing).
You have died!
Haveok screams.
Yoru points and laughs at you.
Ogma asks, 'What the?'
You say, 'haha'
Ogma touches a stud on his wand and the lightning vanishes from around its tip.
Haveok pokes corpse.

More Powah

Aozora sniffs a spellbook of [magic] Green_fire_bolt.
You poke Aozora in the ribs.
Ogma chuckles.
Magik ponders the situation.
Vidar says in common, 'I want gfb'
Vidar nudges Aozora.
Magik says in common, 'Me too'
Danor sniffs a spellbook of [magic] Blue_fire_bolt.

Kill It

Vidar shouts in common, 'Arrk?'
Arrk shouts in common, 'Uhmm?'
Arrk shouts in common, 'Me has sword in head!'
Vidar shouts in common, 'Where you at?'
Anarion shouts in common, 'Does anyone know how to remove an embedded sword from an ogre's head?'
Thalinder shouts in magic, 'Kill and butcher it'
Arrk shouts in common, 'Waaaah!'

Worthless

Scrap Shop
This is the scrap shop. The floor is made of stone. It is dimly lit here.
There are two exits: north and south.
an ounce of tallow.
Birith the dwarf.

You give the corpse of SomeGuy with a ghostly figure above it to Birith.
Birith nods thoughtfully.
Birith snorts and tromps off to the south.

Trolls Bounce

You miss your step, and fall!

Boriat's Bright Moment

Boriat frowns.
Asus exclaims in magic, 'Blue!'
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Boriat incants some mystic phrases.
Boriat fills the room with red fire!
Golem is horribly burned!
Hope is horribly burned!
Asus is horribly burned!
Asus attacks Boriat the gnome!

Danor's Transformation

Desla fades in.
Desla ponders the situation.
Desla asks, 'Danor, have I abused you lately?'
Theodor says in common, 'You haven’t.'
Desla nods.
Amulet (on Theodor) says, 'I thought you were delegating that.'
You think.
You shake your head.

Bipenus, eh?

Silkenlor says in common, 'I have one'
You grin.
Silkenlor says in common, 'But i dont use it'
Silkenlor says in common, 'I also have a bipenis'
Silkenlor says in common, 'Err'

Asscrack

*** asscrack has joined #blogshares.
asscrack: hi
Shadyman: At least you're not an asshole.
asscrack: HELLO
Shadyman: Oh, I take that back :x
onyx: hahahaha
asscrack: whats that supposed to mean

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!

Elyth says (OOC),'whiiiiine'
Elyth says (OOC),'I gotta goooooo'
(OOC) Beretil chuckles
Beretil says (OOC),'Just do what I do, poop in the backyard ;)'
Elyth says (OOC),'lol'

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