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No Pouting

Quadlyn exclaims in common, 'I want a cookie!'
Quadlyn pouts.
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks Quadlyn upside the head with a clue-by-four!
Ogma returns his clue-by-four to its place.
You laugh.
Ogma says, 'No pouting'
Quadlyn asks in common, 'Thank you sir, may I have another?'
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks Quadlyn upside the head with a clue-by-four!
Quadlyn falls over in a faint.


I was throwing my pet ferret at a golem in the gym for fun, and for once, actually hit something.

You throw your Scooter at Golem!
You hit Golem's head with destructive force with your Scooter.
Golem's head is destroyed!
Golem died!
The golem shimmers and vanishes.
Inka laughs.
Serothenth grins.
You blink.
You say in common, 'The hell?'
Inka laughs.
Inka laughs.
Inka laughs.
You ask in common, 'I guess he's a Scooter-iken?'
You stare at Scooter.
Inka grins.
Inka nods.

'I See Dead People'

This is a small room where the Healers can examine and tend to their patients. The walls are gleaming white and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Against one wall is a simple bed and a rosewood cupboard. On the south wall is a portrait framed in a simple rosewood frame. The purple light of sunset streams in through a window on the east wall. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: an open rosewood door leading north.
an open leather pouch, a burlap gunnysack, a cotton veil, a rosewood trash barrel, and an open rosewood cask of water.

Hunting for Sidhe

You say in common, 'I was hunting for a sidhe'
You cackle.
You say in common, 'Got 2 imps, but found a wyvern instead!'
Danor boggles.
You say in common, 'Imagine that'
You roll your eyes.
Arizel says in common, 'Wow, they must look similar'
Arizel snickers.
Arizel ducks.

Botter goes BOOM

Pepin had been caught botting and was unresponsive, and was in the Healer's Hall, a no-fighting area. Sooo, we called the resident Ogma to help us out.

Pepin's right leg is destroyed!
Pepin's left leg is destroyed!
Pepin collapses.
Pepin's right hand is destroyed!
Pepin's left hand is destroyed!
Pepin's head is destroyed!
Pepin died!

Mooove #2

You are in the hills. Clear trails through the hills are visible here. It is well lit here.
a wildebeest.
a wildebeest.

You exclaim in common, 'Git!'
Wildebeest asks, 'Moo?'
You nod to Wildebeest.
You exclaim in common, 'Git!'
Wildebeest walks away to the northwest.
Wildebeest says, 'MOO'
You smirk.

Wildebeest exclaims, 'MOOOOO!'
You exclaim in common, 'Git!!!!!!!!!'

Bin Whoring

Room Eight
This is a simple, yet comfortable room. The room is furnished with a large, cushy bed. A window admits fresh air and light. It is shadowy here.
There is one obvious exit: an open door leading west.
a storage bin, a cedar cupboard, and a cedar armoire.
Chino the porter.
a warrior shrouded in a bobcat fur hooded cloak.

You say in common, 'Stupid braman'
Moses scratches his head in thought.
You say in common, 'Take it'
You say in common, 'Take bin'

...because Seven Eight Nine!

Eight scuttles toward you from the west.
Boriat says (OOC),'what kind of crappy name is Eight?'
Eight drops a pamphlet.
Boriat says in common, 'Nice to meet you, ... Eight'
(OOC) Norad shrugs
You snicker.
You ruffle Eight's hair playfully.
Eight says in common, 'Hi....'
Boriat thinks.
Ootay asks in magic, 'Eight is a leg count?'
Boriat feels around for his mood.
Noxa wanders around the room.
You sniff Eight. He smells like a spyder.

10 points for the dive, 3 for the landing

Ogma the sidhe falls from above!
The ground hit Ogma's body glancingly!
The ground hit Ogma's left leg glancingly!
The ground hit Ogma's left leg barely!
Serothenth blinks.
Eluwyn says in common, 'What the hell'
Ogma gets up from the ground.
Ogma vanishes in an implosion of sparkling dust.

... A few days later ...

The Souk
This is an open area in the center of the Souk. The chaos of the bazaar is somewhat subdued here, the calm eye at the center of the storm. In the center of the area is a stone fountain. Brightly colored tiles are inlaid in the ground just in front of the fountain to form some sort of map. The booths and tents from which vendors sell their wares have been closed down for the evening. The Souk is all but deserted save for a few people going about secret business in the dark of the night. It is shadowy here.

Fatass Fuzz

You say in common, 'Fuzz (eat watermelon)'
Fuzz eats a watermelon.
Rohesia laughs.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You ask in common, 'Not hungry, eh fuzz?'
You poke Fuzz in the ribs.
Rohesia says in common, 'Holy shit that Fuzz is going to be a fat ass'
Rohesia takes fuzz the ferret from the rug.

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