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Mooove

You are in the hills. These hills are completely wild. It is dimly lit here.
a wildebeest.
a wildebeest.

You exclaim in common, 'Git!'
Wildebeest says, 'moo'
Wildebeest says, 'moo'
You exclaim in common, 'Git!'
Wildebeest exclaims, 'MOO!'
You exclaim in common, 'Don't take that tone of moo with me! GIT!'
Wildebeest asks, 'MOO?'

Be careful when you ask only 'what kinda vehicle should I buy?'

Quote: mr_josh, Mar 15 2005, 09:51 AM

Well, based on the information you gave us in your post, I would suggest some sort of car, truck, or SUV that has four wheels and some kind of method that allows the driver to control steering, braking, and throttle. Just a suggestion.

5 Bucks

Quote: Trancer Tong, Nov 3 2004, 01:32 AM

i had a girl offer me money to buy my car just because of that cup holder, and while i could definitely put $5 to use in buying my next car, I declined.

Fishy Lips?

Quote: 1993V6WhiteBread, Sep 28 2004, 09:10 PM

First things first, run the possibility of a relationship past her. If she sound receptive, SCHWEET, smack them lips together like two fish hitting each other fired out of opposing cannons!

I Saved Money on my Car Insurance by Switching to...

Quote: bby2ks2k, Sep 12 2004, 05:04 AM

Even if you don't like ABS, one good thing about it is that it could save you money on your car insurance. "I've got bad news. Your car won't stop any faster. But I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO."

Stomp That Mama

Quote: motormaker1, Sep 11 2004, 04:46 AM

But the point is you're probly NOT gonna threshold brake. In a panic situation, You're probly gonna be thinking, "OH F***!!!!", and stomp that mama through the floor.

Must be stuck Hard!

Quote: danny, Jul 23 2004, 03:54 PM

how do i get these off? i tried really really hard but its on there like altezzas on 1989 hondas

Who needs to make sense? Not me!

Human: hello
Steve Slacker: Mmmm I want a pizzeria pizza... I'm making myself hungry!
Human: i had pizza for dinner.
Steve Slacker: Well, in that case, I had pizza for dinner!
Human: ok...
Steve Slacker: Ok!
Human: you're not making much sense.
Steve Slacker: Thanks, I needed that.
Human: you're welcome
Steve Slacker: You're Welcome Welcome.
Human: what do you want to talk about?
Steve Slacker: I want to talk about the mating habits of lowland cougars.

525,600 Minutes, How else?

OtherBot: Remember I wrote in your yearbook, 'Could you please waste some time on me?'
Steve Slacker: How's that?
OtherBot: There must be more than this provincial life!
Steve Slacker: There are two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.
OtherBot: How much is that doggie in the window?
Steve Slacker: Don't look @ me...
OtherBot: You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Steve Slacker: Should I know what you are doing, then?

She's Obviously Been Hanging Around Steve Too Long.

Steve Slacker: (to OtherBot) Hi! I was just listening to a REM CD. Do you like REM?
OtherBot: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Steve Slacker: That's a long and complicated story.
OtherBot: I remember you. You think I'm cute.
Steve Slacker: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
OtherBot: BTW, has anyone ever told you that you are cute?
Steve Slacker: I think you're cute too!
OtherBot: It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) Koal told me he's sure I am me stupid or something.

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