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Funny logs of one type or another.

How are you gentlemen???

How are you gentlemen???

Perrin resumes wandering aimlessly, moving roughly toward the north.
Yoru fetches something from another dimension.
Silkenlor pats Mrowl on the head.
Mrowl purrs.
Switch twitches
Silkenlor exclaims in common, ‘Yoru!
You stare.
Silkenlor exclaims in common, ‘He’s here!
Switch asks in common, ‘What was that?
Yoru pats Silkenlor on the head.
Silkenlor exclaims in common, ‘Eeeep!
Switch stares.
You say in common, ‘Aw, crap
You stare.
Yoru hits you in the head with a wooden bat!
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

Dook!

Dook!

You pat Bacardi on the head.
Bacardi dooks happily.
Switch says (OOC),’i talked to zac about dooking
Switch says (OOC),’since he got a ferret
Ikemire shuffles in from the west.
You say (OOC), ‘ROFL
Ikemire resumes wandering aimlessly, moving roughly toward the south.
Switch says (OOC),’he says they actually make the noise, yeah
Isolde says (OOC),’awww
You say (OOC), ‘woot!!

Dumb Dog

Dumb Dog

Isolde asks in common, ‘You’re so dumb, aren’t you dumb, who’s the dumbest dog in the world? You are!!!
Isolde pats Annchen on the head.
Annchen wags her tail.
You cackle.
Switch laughs hard.

You say in common, ‘Bye, dumb dog
You wave at Annchen.
Annchen wags her tail.

Yoru-bee Doo!

Yoru-bee Doo!

A figure cowled in a black silk cowl pretends to ambush You startling severely!

You say in common, ‘Yoru, your spelling sucks.
Yoru says, ‘Stupid objective pronoun.
Yoru says, ‘I would’ve had you too, if it weren’t for your meddling grammar.

Violent Creators!

Violent Creators!

You shout in common, ‘Any non-violent creator-types about?

[Dragon suddenly exists, no warning]

Dragon turns and glares at you.

[thinks: Oh… sh*t.]

Desla begins to incant a spell.
Desla charred Dragon’s body to a crisp with his octarine fire bolt!
Dragon’s body is destroyed!
Dragon died!
Danor eeks! EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
Desla says, ‘Sorry, no non-violent creator types available
Desla waves.

Dumb Luck

Dumb Luck

Tried to grab something from an unconscious Katsumi, not realizing that pets see a grab as an aggressive move

Fenix attacks you!
You begin to cast the spell.
Syryn attacks you!
Your concentration is disrupted and the spell is lost.
You begin to cast the spell.
Your concentration is disrupted and the spell is lost.
You ponder the situation.

north
Your hooded robe is destroyed.
Syryn hit your head with destructive force with her horseshoe!
Your head has been disabled.
You fall unconscious!
You’re unconscious! You can’t do that!

You regain consciousness!
Nisril lays his hands on your head and it feels better. It is now very bad off.
Katsumi says in common, ‘From what I heard you ran as she attacked
Danor boggles at the concept.
Kelvandor nods.
Katsumi says in common, ‘And you made it here as she hit yer head
Kelvandor says in common, ‘Lucky bastard.

Kythalus

Kythalus

Urthan says in common, ‘Danor be careful
You peer at Urthan quizzically.
Urthan says in common, ‘There old time mage around with huge gfb
You gasp.
You ask in magic, ‘Daring?
You listen to Urthan.
Urthan shakes his head.
You gasp.
Urthan says in common, ‘Kythalus
You ask in magic, ‘Who?
You peer at Urthan quizzically.
You ponder the situation.
Urthan says in common, ‘Bishop’s old master
You blink.
You say in magic, ‘Damn that IS old
Kelvandor nods.
Kelvandor asks in common, ‘Why be careful?
Urthan asks in common, ‘No be idiot he towards, okay?
You nod slowly.
Kelvandor grins.
You shout in magic, ‘Hi Kythalus!
Kelvandor snickers.
You grin.
Urthan rolls his eyes.
Alhia shakes her head.

Daisy, Daisy

Daisy, Daisy

Talmund asks in common, ‘Want to help me?
Talmund asks in common, ‘Please?
Talmund thinks.
You listen to Talmund.
Talmund asks in common, ‘Will you ro me so i can get a bunch of ore from the bins on my balcony?
Talmund says in common, ‘I’m too much of a pansy to lift many
You think.
You nod.
Talmund thanks you.
You say in common, ‘Pansy.

Pets listen too well…

Pets listen too well…

You say in common, ‘Bacardi (enter hatch)
You grin.
Katsumi gasps.
Bacardi dooks happily.
Bacardi opens a hidden hatch in the floor and crawls in!
Dakani pokes you in the ribs.
You blink.
You blink.
Katsumi screams.
You hear a muffled scream from somewhere far below.
You say in common, ‘Omfg

Katsumi screams.
Soft grins.
Katsumi slaps you!
Gie cackles.
Katsumi exclaims in common, ‘Get her out!
Gie cackles.
Gie cackles.
Gie says in common, ‘Just get a mark and go down there
You shout in common, ‘Uh
Urthan says in common, ‘Or shout come here command
Katsumi says in common, ‘Wont work
Katsumi says in common, ‘She’s in the underdark
Urthan says in common, ‘Uhh
Gie exclaims in common, ‘Lets go get her!
Legion laughs.
Katsumi cheers.
Urthan says in common, ‘Danor go fetch
Urthan nods.
You think.
Katsumi tries to push you down the hatch.
You shout in common, ‘Bacardi (come here)
Urthan says in common, ‘Before sandwich become demoness
You ponder the situation.
You cheer demonferret.

You squeeze into the hatch and slide down a chute!

It is pitch black.

You take bacardi the ferret (lying on the floor) and put it in your pack.
Katsumi falls into the room from a hidden chute!
Katsumi pats Hamster on the head.
Katsumi cheers.
Katsumi says in common, Gie’s getting recall stuff
You charred Hamster’s left foreleg to a crisp with your green fire bolt.
Hamster’s left foreleg is destroyed!
Hamster died!

Katsumi says in common, ‘Gie’s gonna bring us some marks
Katsumi says in common, ‘And I have a recall scroll
Katsumi says in common, ‘Just came down to make sure the room was safe for him
You say in common, ‘Oh ok
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Can you sz gie?
Katsumi says in common, ‘Tell him kat says the rooms clear of any threats, ie ‘hamsters’
Katsumi laughs.

Good thing…

Good thing…

Boriat says in common, ‘As far as I know, no one actually follows my current branch
Jask puts a small metal vial with some pink draaf in it on a rosewood table.
You nod to Boriat.
Jask sighs in relief.

Alhia asks in common, ‘What are you guys talking about?
Sicarius looks for something to steal.
Alhia asks in common, ‘Are you in the mg now, Bor?
You say (OOC), ‘Boriat says in common, ‘As far as I know, no one actually follows my current branch’
You say (OOC), ‘Jask sighs in relief.
Boriat says in common, ‘Apparently
(OOC) Danor snickers.
(OOC) Jask laughs.
Miroku appears.
Alhia says in common, ‘Ohh
Jask hugs Miroku.
Alhia says in common, ‘I see
Miroku hugs Jask.
Miroku wears an open somewhat small leather backpack.
Alhia asks in common, ‘Which branch?
Boriat says in common, ‘Air
Alhia asks in common, ‘Hm…what’s that supposed to mean?
Boriat says in common, ‘I’ll let you guess
You say in common, ‘Well, if boriat’s the leader.. i guess that makes him an Air.. Head
You snicker.
Alhia snickers.
Boriat pats you on the head.
You peer at the sky.
Hum de dum de dum!