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Asplode A-sploded!

Asplode A-sploded!

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Healer’s Hall: A comfortable guest hall. Exits: n s u
an open yew cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Asplode the hamster.
Serene the cat (sitting on the rug).
Gup the donkey (sitting on the rug).
Master Lanthus the gnome.
Boriat the gnome.
Musashi the catfolk.

You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)‘
Serene rubs up against Boriat and purrs.
Serene licks her paw.
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)‘

Asplode’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode died!
You ponder the situation.
Musashi blinks.

look at corpse

The corpse of Asplode the hamster. A small rodent that appears to be little more than a ball of fur with a stub of a tail and a pair of buck teeth. He was a youthful hamster and extremely small compared to you.

Boriat laughs.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Boriat says in magic, ‘Nice one‘

Later…

You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You ponder the situation.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Okay. do it again‘
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)‘
You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)‘

Asplode’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode’s right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode died!
You roll your eyes.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Boriat chuckles.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Serene lies on a cushion.

Lanthus frowns.
Lanthus says in common, ‘What the hell‘
Ogma pats Lanthus on the head.
Boriat lays his hands on corpse’s right hind leg.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Even I didn’t think you were that good Ogma‘
Boriat says in magic, ‘I think Kat was asking for that to happen‘
Boriat pats you on the head.
You grumble.
Katsumi comfort the corpse.

You ponder the situation.
You say in common, ‘Katsumi (asplode)‘
You peer at the sky.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Curiosity killed the cat‘
Lanthus nods.

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Devet’s Meat

Devet’s Meat

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Devet asks in common, ‘Is it distracting when i play with my meat, Danor?‘
You grin.
Slithe says in common, ‘Oh my‘
Devet laughs.
Slithe says in common, ‘Well have fun‘
Lorne shakes his head.
Devet laughs.
Slithe smiles.
Slithe waves.
Devet waves.
Slithe crawls away toward the north.
Lorne purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Devet cackles.
Devet says in common, ‘Scared them all away‘
Urthan suddenly exists in the world of Ferdarchi.
Devet exclaims in common, ‘Urthan!‘
Urthan says in common, ‘Hello‘
Devet says in common, ‘He wont get scared of my meat‘
Urthan sniffs 12 slices of roast venison.
Urthan says in common, ‘Yummy‘
Urthan takes 12 slices of roast venison from the rug.
Urthan eats 2 slices of roast venison.
Devet says in common, ‘Noooo…..‘
Urthan drops 10 slices of roast venison.
Devet snickers.

Devet takes a slice of roast venison from the rug.
Devet tries to juggle a slice of roast venison.
Devet takes a slice of roast venison from the rug.
Devet tries to add a slice of roast venison to his pattern.
Devet makes a mistake and drops everything!

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Little Consignment Shop of Horrors!

Little Consignment Shop of Horrors!

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reclaim book
Larry exclaims in common, ‘You don’t have enough money to cover the reclaiming charge!’
…[Few hours]…

reclaim book
Larry exclaims in common, ‘You don’t have enough money to cover the reclaiming charge!’
You ponder.
…[Few hours]…

reclaim book
Larry glares.
Larry says in common, ‘You get on my nerves.’
Larry asks in common, ‘You want your stuff? Go get it.’
Larry drops a volume entitled “Cucina Alfredo” into a hatch in the floor.

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Ogdor The Banninator

Ogdor The Banninator

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Ogdor is DartMUD’s occasional “guest” visitor, in the guise of a banninator. Inspired by HomeStarRunner.com’s Trogdor the Burninator

Amon sniffs Ogdor.
Ogdor pokes Amon in the ribs.
You cackle.
Amon scratches his head.
Ogdor exclaims, ‘Consummate V’s!‘
You cackle.
Amon laughs.
You ponder the situation.
You say (OOC), ‘it’s an ogdor NPC 😉‘
You say (OOC), ‘see?‘
Ogdor pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogdor whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
Ogdor returns his clue-by-four to its place.
You say (OOC), ‘+‘
You say (OOC), ‘see?‘
Ogdor says, ‘Like hell it is.‘
Vakuta laughs.
Amon laughs.

…

Ogdor touches Amon gently with a silver wand (arcing).
Amon convulses violently!
Pint says (OOC),’would you like fries with that?‘
Atlach says in common, ‘Great now it smells like burnt orc in here‘
Elyth says in common, ‘Burnt orc don’t smell a whole lot different than unburnt orc‘
Elyth snickers.
You cackle.
You agree.
Iconoclast laughs.
Amon laughs.
Iconoclast says in common, ‘Hahaa‘
Amon pouts.

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Mooove

Mooove

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You are in the hills. These hills are completely wild. It is dimly lit here.
a wildebeest.
a wildebeest.

You exclaim in common, ‘Git!‘
Wildebeest says, ‘moo‘
Wildebeest says, ‘moo‘
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!‘
Wildebeest exclaims, ‘MOO!‘
You exclaim in common, ‘Don’t take that tone of moo with me! GIT!‘
Wildebeest asks, ‘MOO?‘
You nod.
You say in common, ‘GIT‘
Wildebeest faces into the wind.
Wildebeest says, ‘MOO‘
You cackle.
You say in common, ‘MOO‘
You say in common, ‘I mean..‘
You exclaim in common, ‘GIT!‘
Wildebeest asks, ‘moo?‘
You nod.
You say in common, ‘Git‘
Wildebeest walks away to the southwest.
You thank Wildebeest.
You say in common, ‘Now you, Git‘
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!‘
Wildebeest says, ‘MOO‘
You exclaim in common, ‘Git!‘
Wildebeest walks away to the south.

You grin.
You say in common, ‘I still got it.‘

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My name isn’t Tom

My name isn’t Tom

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Katsumi asks in common, ‘Bromri is a voyuer?‘
Katsumi says in common, ‘Voyeur‘
Phillip says in common, ‘Voyeur..‘
You say in common, ‘A peeping tom‘
You nod.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Hm‘
Phillip says in common, ‘Lotsa men around‘
Phillip says in common, ‘He not..‘
Phillip says in common, ‘You know..‘
Katsumi says in common, ‘I’ll have to keep my curtains closed‘
You exclaim in common, ‘NO!‘
You say in common, ‘I mean‘
You ponder the situation.
Katsumi stares at you.
You cough.
Phillip grins widely.
Tshai nibbles on some grass.
Phillip says in common, ‘Better then in mine‘
Phillip nudges you.
…
Katsumi says in common, ‘If you want to see you could just ask to join‘
Katsumi winks.
Phillip ponders the situation.
You cough.
You gag.
You ponder the situation.
Katsumi ruffles your hair playfully.
You say in common, ‘Sorry, choked a minute‘
You ponder the situation.
You sit on the ground.
You peer at the sky.

…

Phillip says in common, ‘Well then..‘
Katsumi hums a little tune.
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Sudden awkward silence?’
Phillip nods slowly.
Phillip says in common, ‘We were picturing‘
Katsumi ponders the situation.
Phillip ponders the situation.

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Translation: RUN!!!

Translation: RUN!!!

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There are three exits: north, south, and west.
a disgusting, plague-ridden rat.
a disgusting, flea-ridden rat.

kill rat
You attack a disgusting, plague-ridden rat.
Rat attacks you!
Rat looks at Rat and squeaks.

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Meow

Meow

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Korugol says in common, ‘I have an ancient pussy‘
Korugol hops around.
Korugol hops around.
You stare.
Hibble stares.
Hibble asks in common, ‘Eww?‘
You agree with Hibble.
You nod.
Korugol says in common, ‘Cat‘
Hibble says in common, ‘Oh‘

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A Thing for Gnomes

A Thing for Gnomes

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Grumum exclaims in southern, ‘That girl is so sexy!‘
You peer at Grumum quizzically.
Grumum smiles.
You say in common, ‘I think the gnome likes you‘
Grumum smiles.
You nod.
Joanna rolls her eyes.

Grumum asks in southern, ‘I know! Can you believe it?‘
You say in common, ‘See‘
You laugh.
Grumum giggles.
Joanna giggles.
Grumum smiles at Joanna.
You nod.
Joanna stares.
Mork nibbles on some grass.
You say in common, ‘Told you‘

Grumum takes a step back.
Grumum exclaims in southern, ‘I like you too, but we barely know each other!‘
Joanna blinks.
You laugh.
Grumum smiles.
Grumum says in southern, ‘You have such pretty eyes.‘
Grumum giggles.

You say in common, ‘He has a thing fer elven ladies I guess‘
Joanna says in common, ‘Must‘
Joanna says in common, ‘But im not into gnome’s‘
Joanna says in common, ‘Sorry‘
You comfort Grumum.

Grumum says in southern, ‘Awwww.‘
You say in common, ‘You made him sad‘
Joanna nods.
You say in common, ‘Well I’ll leave you and the gnome to play‘
Joanna grins.
Grumum grins.

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That’ll Work… I guess.

That’ll Work… I guess.

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You say in common, ‘All (obey urthan)‘
Syryn whickers happily.

You think.
You ask in common, ‘You take syryn in empty wagon? bring her back?‘

Urthan nods dully.
Urthan takes syryn the white clydesdale mare (pulling a wooden wagon) from the rug.
You blink.
Urthan tramples your toes as he makes his way to the north.

You say in common, ‘Well that work I guess‘
Urthan crashes in from the north.
Urthan drops syryn the white clydesdale mare (pulling a wooden wagon).

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