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Don’t Do It!

Don’t Do It!

jump
Probably a bad idea to be fooling around out here.

jump
No, really, it’s way too dangerous out here to do stuff like that.

Inomi yells in common, ‘Don’t do it!!

jump
You’re really asking for trouble.

jump
Well, if you insist, I suppose…
You plunge from the catwalk!
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.
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You land on those pointy rocks by the beach! Ow!
The rocks hit your tail with destructive force!
Your tail has been destroyed!
The rocks hit your left leg!
You are not too bad.
You are fairly healthy.

look

Rocky Beach
The lighthouse tower rising from the rocks above you is eerily dark. It is easy to see how this point could have been dangerous to mariners. There is a wrecked rowboat here, overturned among some rocks and partially sunken into the sand. A path winds through the rocks up to the g rassy front lawn of the lighthouse. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: southeast.

Yummy

Yummy

You pat Hatchling on the head.
Hatchling croons deep in her throat, and lowers her eyelids.
You purr.
You cuddle with Hatchling.

Miroku chuckles.
Miroku pats Hatchling on the head.
Hatchling screeches at Miroku.
Miroku shrugs.
You nod to Hatchling.
You say in common, ‘Mages are bad
You say in common, ‘Mages are bad
You nod to Hatchling.
You say in common, ‘Mages are food
You nod to Hatchling.
Hatchling watches Miroku curiously.
You laugh.
Miroku grins.

Fine!

Fine!

who

Name ……………………………………….. Idle Time
a reckless ranger
[old] Desla the creator ………………………. 2s

There might be 6 players, but only 2 have the guts to admit it.
Estimated active characters: 280 this month, 100 today.
Ferdarchi was last renewed 39 seconds ago.

tell desla ?
Desla is editing.
Hum de dum de dum!

who

Name ……………………………………….. Idle Time
a reckless ranger
[old] Desla the creator ………………………. 8s

There might be 5 players, but only 2 have the guts to admit it.
Estimated active characters: 280 this month, 100 today.
Ferdarchi was last renewed 1 minute 21 seconds ago.

[announcement] Desla : Oh, just go away.

Be Careful What Yo(r)u Wish For

Be Careful What Yo(r)u Wish For

Setting:

Segliz Heart
This room oozes and pulses with magical energy. Dominating the middle of the
room is an extremely large gem, which pulses and glows with light. Lining the
walls are six somewhat large mirrors. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: east.
an extremely large faceted gem.
Deucalion the rowan.


Characters:

  • Deucalion the rowan
  • Danor the elf
  • (and the rest is up to you to figure out.)

Prologue:

[…Insert at least a half an hour of idle chit-chat and Segliz-Heart channelling here…]

A disgusting, diseased rat falls through a hole in the ceiling, bonking you on the head!
The ground hit Rat’s left hind leg!

You scream.
Deucalion stares at Rat.
Deucalion frowns.
Deucalion begins to incant a spell.
You begin to cast the spell.
You continue casting.
Your aura to be yellowishgreen.

You burned Rat’s body with your red fire bolt.
Rat gets up from the floor.
Your aura to be green.
You begin to cast the spell.
You continue casting.
Your aura to be yellowishgreen.
Rat attacks you!

You burned Rat’s body with your red fire bolt.

You begin to cast the spell.
You continue casting.
* You think your red_fire_bolt skill has improved. *

You burned Rat’s body with your red fire bolt.
You scoff.

Deucalion makes some gestures and a falcon appears in a puff of gray smoke!
Deucalion says in magic, ‘Killer (kill rat)
Falcon attacks a disgusting, diseased rat (attacking Danor)!
Rat skitters away to the outside.
emote boggles. 
Danor boggles.
Deucalion mutters incoherently.

You tell Yoru ‘funny

[… Time …]

You ask Yoru ‘but.. only a rat?
Yoru asks you: Would you prefer radiation poisoning?
You tell Yoru ‘as fun as that sounds, I’ll stick with a diseased rat.
You tell Yoru ‘unless you have some rats that have been in a nuclear reactor too long…
You tell Yoru ‘heh
You tell Yoru ‘and glow green! yeah! then THAT would be fun.

Deucalion raises the cowl on a somewhat small red silk hooded robe.
You say (OOC), ‘I
asked yoru why he only dropped one rat’
(OOC) Danor cackles.
Deucalion grins.
You say (OOC), ‘he asked me if I would prefer radiation poisoning’
Deucalion says (OOC),’would you mutate?’
You ask Yoru ‘would I mutate from radiation
poisoning? or just die?
Deucalion says (OOC),’x-ray vision? stuff like that?’
Deucalion says (OOC),’Wooo’
You say (OOC), ‘hehe’
Yoru tells you: That’s for me to know and you to find out. 😉
Your aura to be bluishgreen.
You cackle.
You say (OOC), ”for me to know and you to find out”
(OOC) Danor rolls his eyes
(OOC) Deucalion grins
You tell Yoru ‘well.. I’ll just stick with the rats
Deucalion says (OOC),’were you doing something naughty?’
(OOC) Deucalion cackles
You say (OOC), ‘no!’
You say (OOC), ‘I was sitting herechannelling’
(OOC) Danor grins
You say (OOC), ‘and talking to you’
(OOC) Deucalion hmmms.
Your aura to be greenishblue.
Deucalion says (OOC),’I don’t think I’ve done anything overly naughty lately’
Deucalion says (OOC),’So it musta been you’
You grin.
(OOC) Deucalion grins
You cackle.
You tell Yoru ‘deuce here wants a rat too.’
You tell Yoru ‘he’s feeling left out now’


The Result:

Segliz Heart
This room oozes and pulses with magical energy. Dominating the middle of the
room is an extremely large gem, which pulses and glows with light. Lining the
walls are six somewhat large mirrors. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: east.
an extremely large faceted gem.
a figure shrouded in a red hooded robe (blurry).

> challenge orange
You have not given enough aura to merit that position!
emote boggles at his aura.
Danor boggles at his aura.
Your aura to be bluishgreen.
You think.
Deucalion asks in magic, ‘Hmm?’
You say in common, ‘Still not enough to challenge even red’
You roll your eyes.

The red mage is currently Deucalion.
The orange mage is currently Beowulf.
The yellow mage is currently empty.
The green mage is currently Lanthus.
The blue mage is currently Yama.
The indigo mage is currently Amalendu.
The violet mage is currently Leareth.
The octarine mage is currently Bromri.

Deucalion comforts you.
Your aura to be greenishblue.
You ask in common, ‘How much you wanna bet that
you’ll beat me to yellow?’

You grin.
You channel some power to Heart.
Your aura to be green.

Deucalion grins.
You wink.
Deucalion asks in magic, ‘If I bet, does that mean I’d have to bet against me?’
You nod.
Deucalion says in magic, ‘Gah’
You ask in common, ‘Isn’t that half the fun?’
You snicker.
Deucalion says in magic, ‘I’ll bet you 2 suns I’ll get to yellow before you do’
Deucalion grins.
You scoff.
A giant, glowing rat falls through a hole in the ceiling, bonking Deucalion
on the head!

The ground hit Rat’s body!
The ground hit Rat’s body solidly!
The ground hit Rat’s body barely!
The ground hit Rat’s right foreleg barely!
The ground hit Rat’s left foreleg barely!
The ground hit Rat’s body barely!

Rat attacks a figure shrouded in a red hooded robe (blurry)!
Rat attacks you!
Rat attacks a figure shrouded in a red hooded robe (blurry)!
You cackle.
Deucalion frowns at Rat.
Rat hit Deucalion’s body barely with its teeth!

Segliz Heart
This room oozes and pulses with magical energy. Dominating the middle of the
room is an extremely large gem, which pulses and glows with light. Lining the
walls are six somewhat large mirrors. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: east.
an extremely large faceted gem.
a giant, glowing rat (attacking Deucalion) (lying on the floor).
a figure shrouded in a red hooded robe (blurry).

Deucalion begins to incant a spell.
You begin to cast the spell.
You continue casting.

You singed Rat’s right hind leg slightly with your red fire bolt.
Rat gets up from the floor.
Deucalion singed Rat’s right foreleg slightly with its red fire bolt!
Rat hit Deucalion’s body barely with its teeth!
Deucalion begins to incant a spell.
Rat attacks you!
Deucalion singed Rat’s right hind leg slightly with its red fire bolt!
You laugh.
You exclaim in common, ‘Glowing!!!

Rat attacks a figure shrouded in a red hooded robe (blurry)!
Rat snarls angrily.
You begin to cast the spell.
You continue casting.
You singed Rat’s left hind leg slightly with your red fire bolt.

You pat Rat on the head.
> Your aura to be green.
Deucalion says in magic, ‘That rat must have been living in my pit’
Deucalion cackles.
Rat glows.
You cackle.
Rat hit Deucalion’s left leg barely with its teeth!
You laugh at Rat.
Deucalion begins to incant a spell.

Segliz Heart
This room oozes and pulses with magical energy. Dominating the middle of the
room is an extremely large gem, which pulses and glows with light. Lining the
walls are six somewhat large mirrors. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: east.
an extremely large faceted gem.
a giant, glowing rat (attacking Deucalion).
a figure shrouded in a red hooded robe (incanting a spell) (blurry).

Deucalion singed Rat’s right hind leg slightly with its
red fire bolt!
You begin to cast the spell.
You continue casting.
Rat hit Deucalion’s right leg barely with its teeth!

You singed Rat’s body slightly with your red fire bolt.

You ask in common, ‘How about some summons?’
Rat hit Deucalion’s left leg barely with its teeth!
Deucalion pats Rat on the head.
You peer at Deucalion quizzically.

Segliz Heart
This room oozes and pulses with magical energy. Dominating the middle of the
room is an extremely large gem, which pulses and glows with light. Lining the
walls are six somewhat large mirrors. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: east.
an extremely large faceted gem.
a giant, glowing rat (attacking Deucalion).
a figure shrouded in a red hooded robe (blurry).

You hug Rat.
Deucalion says in magic, ‘Not with him hitting me’
You think.
Rat attacks you!
Deucalion says in magic, ‘I really need to learn ofb’
Deucalion sighs.
You grin.
You say in common, ‘I have ofb’
You say in common, ‘Just not castable’
Deucalion begins to incant a spell.
Rat hit your left leg barely with its teeth!
You roll your eyes.
You begin to cast the spell.
You continue casting.
You singed Rat’s body slightly with your red fire bolt.
emote boggles at the big-ass rat.
Danor boggles at the big-ass rat.
Deucalion makes some gestures and a falcon appears in a puff of gray smoke!
Deucalion says in magic, ‘I only have two spells that aren’t
castable’
Deucalion says in magic, ‘Key (kill rat)’
Falcon attacks a giant, glowing rat (attacking
Danor)!
You begin to cast the spell.
Falcon hit Rat’s head barely with its left wingtip!
You continue casting.
Your aura to be yellowishgreen.

You singed Rat’s right hind leg slightly with your red fire bolt.
Falcon hit Rat’s head barely with its left wingtip!
Falcon nicked Rat’s left hind leg barely with its beak!
Rat hit your head barely with its teeth!

Yoru gives a scroll of [magic] Lightning_bolt to Deucalion.
Falcon hit Rat’s right hind leg barely with its left wingtip!
Falcon hit Rat’s right foreleg barely with its right wingtip!

Deucalion cackles.
You laugh.
Falcon nicked Rat’s body barely with its beak!
Rat hit your right hand barely with its teeth!

Use it or lose it.
Falcon hit Rat’s body barely with its left wingtip!
Deucalion hurls a jagged bolt of electricity at Rat!
Deucalion hit Rat’s right hind leg with destructive force with its lightning_bolt!
Rat’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Rat died!
You wiggle your bottom.
You clap.
Deucalion exclaims in magic, ‘Piiikkaaaa!’
Your aura to be green.
You laugh.


Epilogue:

Deucalion apologizes to everyone for that.
You say (OOC), ‘that’s goin in the log book :p’
(OOC) Danor cackles
Yoru says, ‘:)’
You wiggle your bottom.
Deucalion says (OOC),’um, please include my
apology as well’
(OOC) Danor cackles
Autosaving character…Ok
Yoru says, ‘You’re lucky I left most of its stats ratlike.’
You grin.
You laugh.
Deucalion grins.
You wiggle your bottom.
Your aura to be bluishgreen.
Yoru takes a scroll of [magic] Lightning_bolt.
Deucalion asks in magic, ‘I wonder, since it scratched me a few times, does
that mean I’ll start growing whiskers?’
You wiggle your bottom.
Deucalion exclaims in magic, ‘Were-rat!’
Deucalion cackles.
Yoru pats Deucalion on the head.
You cackle.

Segliz Heart
This room oozes and pulses with magical energy. Dominating the middle of the
room is an extremely large gem, which pulses and glows with light. Lining the
walls are six somewhat large mirrors. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: east.
the corpse of a giant, glowing rat, and an extremely large faceted gem.
a falcon.
a figure shrouded in a red hooded robe (blurry).

You sniff the corpse of a giant, glowing rat. It smells dead. Ick!
You ask in common, ‘Hey deuce?
You exclaim in common, ‘Skin it!
You cackle.
Deucalion says in magic, ‘No blade’
Deucalion sighs.
You say in common, ‘I want a green glowing sporran
You wink.
Deucalion nods.
Deucalion nods.
You say in common, ‘Before Yoru poofs it
You snicker.

Yoru snaps his fingers and the corpse of a giant, glowing rat spontaneously
combusts.
You pout.
Deucalion asks in magic, ‘Oooh spontaneously combusting sporrans?’
You cackle.

Danor Pie

Danor Pie

Urthan says (OOC),’eat your pie, Danor. Ogma made it special.
You nod pie.
You say (OOC), ‘The pie, bob!

look in (held) pack

A well-made leather backpack, with a closable flap and shoulder straps. It contains: a meat pie.

You think.
You take a meat pie from an open leather backpack (worn).
You eat a meat pie.
Inside the pastry crust is a hearty filling of danor.
You are not hungry.

You had one too?

You had one too?

Switch says in common, ‘Ringo (obey Danor)
You say in common, ‘Ringo (speak)
Switch says in common, ‘Ringo (obey Danor)
You say in common, ‘Ringo (speak)
Ringo chitters!
Danor chitters!
Switch smiles.
Bana exclaims in common, ‘Oh shit i forgot about carrot!
Bana ambles away to the north.
You stare.
Lumpy brays obnoxiously.
Switch asks in common, ‘Guess he had a pet?
You say in common, ‘Had may be the key word.
You nod.
You nod.
You grin.
Switch laughs.

How are you gentlemen???

How are you gentlemen???

Perrin resumes wandering aimlessly, moving roughly toward the north.
Yoru fetches something from another dimension.
Silkenlor pats Mrowl on the head.
Mrowl purrs.
Switch twitches
Silkenlor exclaims in common, ‘Yoru!
You stare.
Silkenlor exclaims in common, ‘He’s here!
Switch asks in common, ‘What was that?
Yoru pats Silkenlor on the head.
Silkenlor exclaims in common, ‘Eeeep!
Switch stares.
You say in common, ‘Aw, crap
You stare.
Yoru hits you in the head with a wooden bat!
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

Dook!

Dook!

You pat Bacardi on the head.
Bacardi dooks happily.
Switch says (OOC),’i talked to zac about dooking
Switch says (OOC),’since he got a ferret
Ikemire shuffles in from the west.
You say (OOC), ‘ROFL
Ikemire resumes wandering aimlessly, moving roughly toward the south.
Switch says (OOC),’he says they actually make the noise, yeah
Isolde says (OOC),’awww
You say (OOC), ‘woot!!

Dumb Dog

Dumb Dog

Isolde asks in common, ‘You’re so dumb, aren’t you dumb, who’s the dumbest dog in the world? You are!!!
Isolde pats Annchen on the head.
Annchen wags her tail.
You cackle.
Switch laughs hard.

You say in common, ‘Bye, dumb dog
You wave at Annchen.
Annchen wags her tail.

Yoru-bee Doo!

Yoru-bee Doo!

A figure cowled in a black silk cowl pretends to ambush You startling severely!

You say in common, ‘Yoru, your spelling sucks.
Yoru says, ‘Stupid objective pronoun.
Yoru says, ‘I would’ve had you too, if it weren’t for your meddling grammar.