"We see what you did there."
"Shoryuken! Right Down Right + Punch"
"Copcat is not amused"
"You saved my lives!"
"Pfft!"
"Psycho cat is about to kill"
"I don't know where you sleep... This is my bed."
"Leave a message... after the Meow!"
"I'm bending your spoon with my mind"
"I saw everything"
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright