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A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.
— Klinger (M*A*S*H)
"That's what you get for putting junk in MY box!"
And YES, she did really empty out that box of all its trash just so she could sit in it.
"You again."
"How do I drive this?"
"Fascinating."
"Oh hi, I fixed your blinds"
"Excuse me, do you have a flavor?"
"I have a forcefield"
Silly little Jedi Squirrels.
"I am a hamster"
"Hey guys!"