"I'm in your bed catching your Z's"

"I'm in your basket cuddling your bear"

"I'm in your library being your bookend"

"I'm in your sandwich hiding your meat"

"I'm on your desk playing World of Warcraft"

"I'm in your shoebox stealing your kicks"

"im in ur matrix, i am teh One!!!1"

"I'm in your bag stealin your groceries"

"I'm outside your house ready to pounce"

"Im on ur streetz chasin ur wyldlyfe"

"I'm in your town scaring your people."

"I'm on your mousepad stealing your clicks"

"Im with your girlfriend, copping a feel"

"I'm in your room burgling your belongings"

"I'm in your room cranking out some tunes."

"I'm in your sink blocking your drainage."

"I'm on your desk stealing your pens"

"I am your car, I spook the drivers"