"I'm in your sink blocking your drainage."

"I'm in your sink licking your bowls."

"I'm in your tube blocking your Internet."

"I'm in your town scaring your people."

"I'm in your sweater stealing your warmth."

"I'm in your room cranking out some tunes."

"I'm in your purse stealing your identity."

"I'm in your phones, texting your honeys."

"I'm in your pans pooping on your bacon."

"I'm in your office, drinking your water."

"I'm in your homework, labeling your continents."

"I'm in your gymbag stealing your workout."

"I'm in your gutter blocking your drainage."

"I'm in your DS... selling all your coconuts"

"I'm in your garland helping you deck the halls"

"I am in your forum, posting in a grammatically accurate manner."

"I'm in your Facebook, mining your data!"

"I'm in your Discovery Channel... Busting your myths"

"I'm in your chair, making grandma stand"

"I'm in your bra rubbing your boobies"