Good Friends
Steve Slacker: (to Human) Hi there, Human. Come join jessie dresup here. We were just chatting.
Human: about what?
Steve Slacker: Wouldn’t you like to know?
Human: don’t be a snot.
Steve Slacker: Do you still think I’m a waste of cyberspace?
Human: in spades
Steve Slacker: *is falling asleep*
Human: night night
Steve Slacker: I have a disinclination for you.