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Author: Katsumi

Slap Slap

Slap Slap

You say, ‘I’m still waitin on my slap from desla
Danor ponders the situation.
You say, ‘Since he couldn’t do it in spirit form
Danor nods.
Katsumi says, ‘Ah well
Danor says, ‘Reminded him about it
Danor grins.
Katsumi laughs.
Danor flexes his tell.
Katsumi says, ‘I’ll make sure and tell him you need one too
Danor ponders the situation.
Katsumi nods.
Danor nods.
Desla fades in.
Katsumi grins.
Desla says, ‘As requested
Danor cackles.
Danor does the Happy dance.
Desla takes danor the village idiot.

An elderly, benign looking being, who looks caring and important and busy, all
at once. He has a tattoo of A dagger on his right hand. He is an elf and about
your size.
]He has:
]Danor the village idiot, a gold coin on a chain (worn)
]a gold coin on a chain (worn).

Katsumi grins.
Desla slaps Katsumi with Danor.
Katsumi laughs.
Desla drops danor the village idiot.
Desla waves.
Katsumi says, ‘Nice
Desla turns two-dimensional, then turns sideways and vanishes.

Asplode A-sploded!

Asplode A-sploded!

Healer’s Hall: A comfortable guest hall. Exits: n s u
an open yew cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Asplode the hamster.
Serene the cat (sitting on the rug).
Gup the donkey (sitting on the rug).
Master Lanthus the gnome.
Boriat the gnome.
Musashi the catfolk.

You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)
Serene rubs up against Boriat and purrs.
Serene licks her paw.
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)

Asplode’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode died!
You ponder the situation.
Musashi blinks.

look at corpse

The corpse of Asplode the hamster. A small rodent that appears to be little more than a ball of fur with a stub of a tail and a pair of buck teeth. He was a youthful hamster and extremely small compared to you.

Boriat laughs.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Boriat says in magic, ‘Nice one

Later…

You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You ponder the situation.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Okay. do it again
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)
You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)

Asplode’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode’s right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode died!
You roll your eyes.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Boriat chuckles.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Serene lies on a cushion.

Lanthus frowns.
Lanthus says in common, ‘What the hell
Ogma pats Lanthus on the head.
Boriat lays his hands on corpse’s right hind leg.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Even I didn’t think you were that good Ogma
Boriat says in magic, ‘I think Kat was asking for that to happen
Boriat pats you on the head.
You grumble.
Katsumi comfort the corpse.

You ponder the situation.
You say in common, ‘Katsumi (asplode)
You peer at the sky.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Curiosity killed the cat
Lanthus nods.

A Thing for Gnomes

A Thing for Gnomes

Grumum exclaims in southern, ‘That girl is so sexy!
You peer at Grumum quizzically.
Grumum smiles.
You say in common, ‘I think the gnome likes you
Grumum smiles.
You nod.
Joanna rolls her eyes.

Grumum asks in southern, ‘I know! Can you believe it?
You say in common, ‘See
You laugh.
Grumum giggles.
Joanna giggles.
Grumum smiles at Joanna.
You nod.
Joanna stares.
Mork nibbles on some grass.
You say in common, ‘Told you

Grumum takes a step back.
Grumum exclaims in southern, ‘I like you too, but we barely know each other!
Joanna blinks.
You laugh.
Grumum smiles.
Grumum says in southern, ‘You have such pretty eyes.
Grumum giggles.

You say in common, ‘He has a thing fer elven ladies I guess
Joanna says in common, ‘Must
Joanna says in common, ‘But im not into gnome’s
Joanna says in common, ‘Sorry
You comfort Grumum.

Grumum says in southern, ‘Awwww.
You say in common, ‘You made him sad
Joanna nods.
You say in common, ‘Well I’ll leave you and the gnome to play
Joanna grins.
Grumum grins.

That’ll Work… I guess.

That’ll Work… I guess.

You say in common, ‘All (obey urthan)
Syryn whickers happily.

You think.
You ask in common, ‘You take syryn in empty wagon? bring her back?

Urthan nods dully.
Urthan takes syryn the white clydesdale mare (pulling a wooden wagon) from the rug.
You blink.
Urthan tramples your toes as he makes his way to the north.

You say in common, ‘Well that work I guess
Urthan crashes in from the north.
Urthan drops syryn the white clydesdale mare (pulling a wooden wagon).

Don’t Do It!

Don’t Do It!

jump
Probably a bad idea to be fooling around out here.

jump
No, really, it’s way too dangerous out here to do stuff like that.

Inomi yells in common, ‘Don’t do it!!

jump
You’re really asking for trouble.

jump
Well, if you insist, I suppose…
You plunge from the catwalk!
.
.
.
.
.
You land on those pointy rocks by the beach! Ow!
The rocks hit your tail with destructive force!
Your tail has been destroyed!
The rocks hit your left leg!
You are not too bad.
You are fairly healthy.

look

Rocky Beach
The lighthouse tower rising from the rocks above you is eerily dark. It is easy to see how this point could have been dangerous to mariners. There is a wrecked rowboat here, overturned among some rocks and partially sunken into the sand. A path winds through the rocks up to the g rassy front lawn of the lighthouse. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: southeast.

Yummy

Yummy

You pat Hatchling on the head.
Hatchling croons deep in her throat, and lowers her eyelids.
You purr.
You cuddle with Hatchling.

Miroku chuckles.
Miroku pats Hatchling on the head.
Hatchling screeches at Miroku.
Miroku shrugs.
You nod to Hatchling.
You say in common, ‘Mages are bad
You say in common, ‘Mages are bad
You nod to Hatchling.
You say in common, ‘Mages are food
You nod to Hatchling.
Hatchling watches Miroku curiously.
You laugh.
Miroku grins.

Fine!

Fine!

who

Name ……………………………………….. Idle Time
a reckless ranger
[old] Desla the creator ………………………. 2s

There might be 6 players, but only 2 have the guts to admit it.
Estimated active characters: 280 this month, 100 today.
Ferdarchi was last renewed 39 seconds ago.

tell desla ?
Desla is editing.
Hum de dum de dum!

who

Name ……………………………………….. Idle Time
a reckless ranger
[old] Desla the creator ………………………. 8s

There might be 5 players, but only 2 have the guts to admit it.
Estimated active characters: 280 this month, 100 today.
Ferdarchi was last renewed 1 minute 21 seconds ago.

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