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I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!

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Elyth says (OOC),’whiiiiine‘
Elyth says (OOC),’I gotta goooooo‘
(OOC) Beretil chuckles
Beretil says (OOC),’Just do what I do, poop in the backyard 😉‘
Elyth says (OOC),’lol‘
You say (OOC), ‘ewwww‘
Nort asks in common, ‘I’m just a simple apprentice!  Why do you attack me?’
Martricio shouts in common, ‘I’m packing up to leave now.’
You say (OOC), ‘remind me never to come over to your place barefoot :p‘
Beretil says (OOC),’hehe, dont eww norad, I work as a lumberjack on occasion 🙂‘
Elyth says (OOC),’lol‘
Thalia lets out a high-pitched, ululating battle cry!
Thalia grazed Elyth’s right hand with her backsword!
Beretil says (OOC),’I havent pooped in my own yard for years‘
You say (OOC), ‘“I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!”‘

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Ogdor The Banninator

Ogdor The Banninator

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Ogdor is DartMUD’s occasional “guest” visitor, in the guise of a banninator. Inspired by HomeStarRunner.com’s Trogdor the Burninator

Amon sniffs Ogdor.
Ogdor pokes Amon in the ribs.
You cackle.
Amon scratches his head.
Ogdor exclaims, ‘Consummate V’s!‘
You cackle.
Amon laughs.
You ponder the situation.
You say (OOC), ‘it’s an ogdor NPC 😉‘
You say (OOC), ‘see?‘
Ogdor pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogdor whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
Ogdor returns his clue-by-four to its place.
You say (OOC), ‘+‘
You say (OOC), ‘see?‘
Ogdor says, ‘Like hell it is.‘
Vakuta laughs.
Amon laughs.

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Ogdor touches Amon gently with a silver wand (arcing).
Amon convulses violently!
Pint says (OOC),’would you like fries with that?‘
Atlach says in common, ‘Great now it smells like burnt orc in here‘
Elyth says in common, ‘Burnt orc don’t smell a whole lot different than unburnt orc‘
Elyth snickers.
You cackle.
You agree.
Iconoclast laughs.
Amon laughs.
Iconoclast says in common, ‘Hahaa‘
Amon pouts.

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You just can’t teach an old kitty new tricks.

You just can’t teach an old kitty new tricks.

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Bishop says in common, ‘Vharl (set aim to head)‘
Vharl twitches her tail in confusion.
Chakie lumbers out, stalking toward the east.
Bishop says in common, ‘Vharl (set aim to groin)‘
Vharl purrs.
You cackle.
Bishop claps.
Ostara laughs.
Elyth cackles.
Elyth says in common, ‘My kinda kitty‘
Elyth grins.

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