Mounting Porters
Noorooo the porter (ridden by you).
You dismount Noorooo.
You cackle.
You say in common, ‘I mounted a porter‘
Danor suddenly exists in the world of Ferdarchi.
Danor spanks you!
Danor says in common, ‘Slackenlazy‘
You say in common, ‘I mounted a porter‘
You grin.
You shout in common, ‘He ran away!‘
You boggle. Inconceivable!
Danor shouts in common, ‘From you‘
You shout in common, ‘Portwr!‘
You cackle.
You mount Noorooo.
You nod.
Danor says in common, ‘He’s right here, dumbass‘
You grin.
Danor points.
Danor stares at Noorooo.
You say in common, ‘Ima try to master him‘
Danor laughs.
You master Noorooo the porter.
You cackle.
Danor stares.
You say in common, ‘Amazing‘
Noorooo smiles.
You ponder the situation.
You ask Desla ‘are porters supposed to be masterable?‘
You say in common, ‘Im asking desla‘
Danor whiiiines.
Danor says in common, ‘Follow‘
You say in common, ‘He is’
Desla fades in.
You grin.
Danor bows.
You bow.
You say in common, ‘Hi desla‘
Danor places the blame directly on you.
Danor purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Noorooo leaves carrying you to the north.
You roll your eyes.
You say in common, ‘I mounted it and mastered it‘
You poke Noorooo in the ribs.
Danor says in common, ‘ Desla says, ‘Ogma’s on. Tell to him.‘‘
Danor says in common, ‘Your job‘
Danor pokes you in the ribs.
You nod.
Desla says, ‘And if he doesn’t eviscerate you or respond, then post it on the bug board.‘
Desla waves.
You nod.
Danor grins.
Desla turns two-dimensional, then turns sideways and vanishes.
Danor says in common, ‘Ogma said he’d banninate me if i ever tell’d him‘
Danor says in common, ‘So..‘
Noorooo peers at the sky.
Danor purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Noorooo leaves carrying you to the north.
Danor says in common, ‘Follow‘
Noorooo looks around.
Noorooo ponders the situation.
You tell Ogma ‘i mastered a porter which desla says is not suppose to happen.‘
Hassan spits at you.
Danor purposefully paces off, heading for the south.
Noorooo leaves carrying you to the south.
You are suddenly struck by lightning!
Uh-oh, it’s nappy time.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!
…
You regain consciousness!
Danor lays his hands on you, and you feel refreshed.
Danor thinks.
Danor asks in common, ‘Conc–?‘
Danor peers at you quizzically.
You say in common, ‘Daob‘
Noorooo smiles.
Danor says in common, ‘You were unconc‘
Danor pokes you in the ribs.
You shout in common, ‘What happens if he lightning bolts me?should i still post it on the bug board?‘
You snicker.
Danor cackles.
Danor rolls his eyes.
Danor is thrown trying to mount Noorooo.
Danor says in common, ‘Ow‘
Noorooo swings his trunk back and forth.
You laugh.
You say in common, ‘Big grumbly farie‘
Danor says in common, ‘We could go kill faeries, summon dragons‘
Danor peers at the sky.
You say in common, ‘I kinda expected to get lightninged after that last comment‘
Noorooo frowns.
Danor agrees.
Danor places the blame directly on Porter.
You say in common, ‘Guess ogma forgot‘
Danor nods sadly.
A bolt of lighting streaks down from above, striking Danor!
Danor falls over in a faint.
Danor collapses!
You laugh.
Noorooo’s trunk is destroyed!
Noorooo’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Noorooo died!
You say in common, ‘Aww nuts‘
You shout in common, ‘Score 1 for the creators!‘
Danor regains consciousness.
You grin.
Danor says in common, ‘Um‘
Danor says in common, ‘Ow.‘
You say in common, ‘They blew up my mount’
Danor asks in common, ‘They?‘
Danor stares.
You say in common, ‘Ogma im assuming‘
Danor asks in common, ‘Ogma and his handpuppet?‘
You laugh.
You nod.
Danor nods.
Danor says in common, ‘Mr.Flibble‘
Danor shouts in common, ‘Porter steaks for all!‘