Meat Shields aren’t too bright.
Switch says in common, ‘Quick, Danor, be my meat shield.‘
You say in common, ‘Uhh‘
Switch nods.
Switch nods.
You ask in common, ‘Meat?‘
Mormel says in common, ‘She may be borderline retarded, but she makes good crossbows.‘
You nibble Mormel’s ear.
You point.
You say in common, ‘Meat.‘
You nod.
You ask in common, ‘Uh?‘
You shrug.
You snuggle Mormel.
Mormel punches you with the back of his bow. Crack!
Switch winces.
You exclaim in common, ‘Ooh!‘
Mormel purrs.
You slobber all over.
You purr.
You say in common, ‘That tickles‘
You nod.
Switch says in common, ‘Oh great, solve his momentary stupidity by making it permanent‘
Mormel grins.