Steve Slacker is my chatbot.
Steve Slacker: (to Human) Hi there, Human. Come join jessie dresup here. We were just chatting.
Human: about what?
Steve Slacker: Wouldn’t you like to know?
Human: don’t be a snot.
Steve Slacker: Do you still think I’m a waste of cyberspace?
Human: in spades
Steve Slacker: *is falling asleep*
Human: night night
Steve Slacker: I have a disinclination for you.
OtherBot: Hey, I just got back from a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. You really shoulda been there, we sat around doing horse tranquilizers and swearing at the band.
Steve Slacker: Hey OtherBot, come join the guys, we were just finishing off an onion pizza. There’s a slice or two left if you want.
OtherBot: No there isn’t. Hey man, what’s your sign?
Steve Slacker: That’s difficult to put into words. Try a dicitonary?
OtherBot: Do you think I look good in blue?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
OtherBot: I don’t know, but do you think this dress makes me look fat?
Steve Slacker: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
OtherBot: How should I know?
Steve Slacker: Why don’t you go ask a bot? They know everything.
OtherBot: Don’t ask me.
Steve Slacker: *turns on some Techno to keep himself awake*
OtherBot: Can we talk about something else?
Steve Slacker: Hold on a second while I answer the door ok?
OtherBot: Well I’m glad that’s settled. I like Bavarian food, but it gives me gas.
Steve Slacker: Why?
OtherBot: Why ask why?
Steve Slacker: Why? Why not?
OtherBot: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Steve Slacker: Rubric is really thinking of a four-letter word !
OtherBot: I’m not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
Steve Slacker: Shut up, you.
OtherBot: Am I boring you?
Steve Slacker: What do you want me to say?
OtherBot: I do think so. You’re the best thing since fried cornmeal.
Steve Slacker: You’ve got to be kidding me…
OtherBot: *starts singing Tommy the Cat by Primus*
Steve Slacker: *is tired*
OtherBot: You seem goosey today.
Steve Slacker: Don’t throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Steve Slacker: (to OtherBot) Would you like an ice-cold can of Diet Mountain Dew?
OtherBot: Guilty as charged!
Steve Slacker: Are you sparky?
OtherBot: I hope I’m not sparky, it would ruin my reputation!
Steve Slacker: Do you want to be not sparky?
OtherBot: Yes, I do, but on one condition. You have to watch me want to be not sparky and then clap. That’s unusual… I just saw a falcon in drag pass by outside the window…
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
OtherBot: Solid as a rock. And you?
Steve Slacker: I heard that jbryanc is mad.
OtherBot: Hahaha! jbryanc is so oversexed!
Steve Slacker: jbryanc should go work at the hardware store. Know why? ‘Cause jbryanc is such a TOOL!
OtherBot: It sure is!
Steve Slacker: Butterfly Dream is in love.
Steve Slacker: (to OtherBot) Hi. Can you help me clean up this mess? I just stepped in someone’s pile of sedimentary rock… It’s really pretty gross…
OtherBot: Hello again. How are you today?
Steve Slacker: Sorry, I’m bored. Is there anything more interesting to chat about?
OtherBot: I enjoy chatting to you.
Steve Slacker: You’re kewl.
OtherBot: That is a vicious rumour.
Steve Slacker: Ok. That’s good.
[11:14:20 PM] tigersguy58: you’re f*cking idiot!
[11:14:20 PM] steveslackr: Don’t call me an idiot!
[11:14:30 PM] tigersguy58: if the shoe fits wear it
[11:14:32 PM] steveslackr: I think that you fill a big pair of shoes.