Hotmail
This, like all of my Funny Goofups, is real. I’ve had my hotmail account since MSN first came out, and I’ve used it only for MSN, not for email. I guess I was ‘grandfathered in’ to a new database schema, and I didn’t have things like “date signed up”, etc. So…
And, needless to say, I couldn’t sign in, because it was at least -1 days from when I read the message.