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Trolls Bounce

Trolls Bounce

You miss your step, and fall!

Roof of the Blue Pearl
This is the roof of the Blue Pearl at the northeastern corner. It is covered
with clay tiles glazed a deep blue. There is a view to the northeast. You
could try to leap to the angled tile roof to the east. It is painfully bright
here.
There are two exits: west and south.

> You fall off the rooftop!
The ground hit your right hand with destructive force!

Your right hand has been destroyed!

The ground hit your right hand solidly!
The ground hit your right leg glancingly!
The ground hit your left leg!
The ground hit your head!
The ground hit your left hand glancingly!
The ground hit your right hand barely!
The ground hit your body barely!
The ground hit your right hand glancingly!
The ground hit your body barely!
The ground hit your right hand barely!
The ground hit your body barely!

Garden Courtyard: A lush tropical garden with a clear pool in the center < n >.
2 redwood skewers, an arming rack, 2 rocks, an open ceramic jug, and a somewhat
small granite dagger.
Bumpy the camel.
Anarion the braman.
Marika the troll.

You are not in good shape.
You are fairly healthy.
You are healthy.

You shout in common, ‘Meep
You cackle.
Marika says in common, ‘Owie
Marika says in common, ‘Hold still
You exclaim in common, ‘I bounced!

Boriat’s Bright Moment

Boriat’s Bright Moment

Boriat frowns.
Asus exclaims in magic, ‘Blue!
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Boriat incants some mystic phrases.
Boriat fills the room with red fire!
Golem is horribly burned!
Hope is horribly burned!
Asus is horribly burned!
Asus attacks Boriat the gnome!
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Axis is horribly burned!
Axis attacks Boriat the gnome!
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
You are burned in the flames!
You attack Boriat the gnome.
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Hope pushes between Boriat and Axis.
Hope pushes between Axis and Boriat.
Hope attacks Boriat the gnome!
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Golem pushes between Boriat and Hope.
Golem pushes between Hope and Boriat.
Golem spits out gas at Boriat.
Golem attacks Boriat the gnome!
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
The flames vanish.
Asus hit Boriat’s right leg barely with his left fist!
You miss Boriat’s body with your left fist.
Boriat’s hooded robe is destroyed.
Golem slashed right through Boriat’s right leg with his scimitar!
Boriat’s right leg is destroyed!
Boriat hops south.

Danor’s Transformation

Danor’s Transformation

Desla fades in.
Desla ponders the situation.
Desla asks, ‘Danor, have I abused you lately?
Theodor says in common, ‘You haven’t.
Desla nods.
Amulet (on Theodor) says, ‘I thought you were delegating that.
You think.
You shake your head.

> look
Healer's Hall: A comfortable guest hall. < n s u >.
an open very large ratman leather backpack, a yew rocking chair, a yew rocking
chair, a leather baldric with a somewhat large silver hatchet in it, an open
knotty brula cask of water, a very very large leather sandal, an open leather
pouch, and an open yew cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Bacardi the ferret (sitting on the rug).
Booger the ferret.
Serene the cat (lying on a cushion).
Desla the creator.
an armored figure in a large steel armet (blurry).
Theodor the human.
Boriat the gnome.

Rabbit

You grow too small for your pack! It falls off.

Desla says, ‘Poof, you’re a rabbit.
Amulet (on Theodor) says, ‘I mean, Ogma seems happy to do it.
You hop like a frog.
You say in common, ‘True enough.

> show stats 
Attribute        	Description
========================================================================
Strength         	Pretty weak.
Intelligence     	Slightly below average.
Detail Vision    	Slightly below average.
Distance Vision  	Average.
Night Vision     	Above average.
Smell            	You can smell magic.
Hearing          	Godlike hearing!
Dexterity        	Below average.
Agility          	Slightly below average.
Constitution     	You bruise very easily.
Resilience       	You heal fast.
Size             	Tiny.
Power            	You manipulate energy fairly well.
Will             	Pretty wimpy.

> score
You are Danor the rabbit.  You are a rabbit.

You say in common, ‘Oi
Desla asks, ‘Hm?
You lap up some water from the cask. It tastes wet.
You say in common, ‘No hands.
You pout.
Desla nods.
You think.
You nudge Boriat.
Danor wiggles his nose.

You listen. You hear the song of nightingales drifting in through the window.
You say in common, ‘Godlike hearing
You hop like a frog.
Bacardi gets up from the rug.
You listen to Theodor.
You overhear Theodor whispering, ‘Danor the bokgrimthain.‘ to himself in common.
You ponder the situation.
You poke Theodor in the ribs.
You ask in common, ‘Whispering to yourself?
You overhear Theodor whispering, ‘No secrets from Danor.‘ to himself in common.
You shake your head.
Serene licks her paw.
You say in common, ‘Nope.
You say in common, ‘No secrets at all.
Desla ponders the situation.
You ruffle Theodor’s hair playfully.
Booger wanders around sniffing things.
Theodor whispers to himself.
Desla asks, ‘What should I make Danor next?
You think.
You exclaim in common, ‘Giant!
You grin.
Bacardi looks for something to steal.
Theodor says in common, ‘Oooo.
You say in common, ‘Ooh
You say in common, ‘Treedragon
You hum. Hum de dum de dum!
Theodor says in common, ‘Bee
Amulet (on Theodor) says, ‘Crab?

Ferret

Desla says, ‘Ferret
Desla grins.
You say (OOC), ‘I’m guessing Desla has a new command for reincing?
(OOC) Danor hums.

> show stats 
Attribute        	Description
========================================================================
Strength         	Pretty weak.
Intelligence     	Slightly below average.
Detail Vision    	Slightly below average.
Distance Vision  	You can see for miles and miles.
Night Vision     	You can see in darkness.
Smell            	Above average.
Hearing          	You can hear the size of a room.
Dexterity        	Slightly below average.
Agility          	You can dodge arrows.
Constitution     	Slightly below average.
Resilience       	You heal very fast.
Size             	Tiny.
Power            	You manipulate energy fairly well.
Will             	Pretty wimpy.

> score
You are Danor the ferret.  You are a ferret.

Danor dooks?
Theodor says in common, ‘Ferret.
Theodor ruffles your hair playfully.
Montrose saunters in from the north.
You think.

Montrose bows.
Danor dooks happily.
Montrose has a seat upon a yew rocking chair.
You say in common, ‘I wonder…
Bacardi digs.
You ask in common, ‘Would pets tackle me like they do other ferrets?
Booger helps Bacardi dig.
You say in common, ‘Or is getting tackled a petbrain thing
You tackle Bacardi to the ground.
Serene gets up from the cushion.
Amulet (on Theodor) says, ‘Serene seems happy to see you.
You stare.
You slap Serene.
Serene hisses at you.
Danor hisses at Serene.

> show aptitude: sneaking
Proficient.

You think.

You leave the party.
You start to look for a hiding place.
You find an unoccupied shadow.
You stop hiding.
You hum. Hum de dum de dum!

Katsumi pads in from the north.
Katsumi studies the bulletin board.
Danor dooks happily.
Amulet (on Theodor) says, ‘Hi Kat.
You snuggle Katsumi.
Katsumi licks Boriat.
Katsumi sniffs you.
Katsumi sneezes.
Katsumi sniffs Desla.
You ponder the situation.
Katsumi sneezes.

Katsumi asks in common, ‘Did you piss desla off?
You nod.
Katsumi nudges you.
You say in common, ‘Must be years of pent up anger and frustration
You say in common, ‘Usually Ogma does it for him
You shrug.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Or maybe it’s a sign he likes you afterall
Katsumi ruffles your hair playfully.
Danor dooks?

Urthan suddenly exists in the world of Ferdarchi.
Katsumi says in common, ‘You are kinda cute as a ferret
Katsumi says in common, ‘Uh oh
Danor dooks?
Katsumi says in common, ‘Best hide from urthan
Urthan says in common, ‘Hello
You gasp.
You start to look for a hiding place.
Amulet (on Theodor) says, ‘Hi.
Urthan snuggles up to Katsumi.
You find an unoccupied shadow.

Katsumi says in common, ‘Well you where my ferret even before you were furry…
Urthan says in common, ‘Hello kitty, ammy
Katsumi says in common, ‘So guess urthan wont eat you
Urthan asks in common, ‘Who ammy?
Amulet (on Theodor) says, ‘Vi.
You accidentally reveal yourself.
You cough.
Katsumi stares at you.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Bad
Danor dooks?
You sigh.
Katsumi says in common, ‘I’m telling amalendu
You scoff.
Katsumi scolds you.
You snuggle Katsumi.
Urthan shuffles away from the ratman pack uncomfortably.
Snib grins at you.
Snib tickles Urthan.
Danor digs in his pack.
Urthan says in common, ‘Hello
Bacardi helps Danor dig.
Snib says in common, ‘Heyo urth
You stare.
You poke Bacardi in the ribs.
Danor digs in his pack.
Katsumi closes an open extremely large black catfolk fur backpack (worn).
You ponder the situation.
Katsumi takes an open extremely large ratman leather backpack from the rug.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Oh
Urthan grunts.
Katsumi says in common, ‘You could make baby ferrets with bacardi
Urthan takes a small metal vial from a rosewood table.
You peer at Katsumi quizzically.
You sniff Bacardi. She smells like a ferret.
Urthan puts a small metal vial in a rosewood trash barrel.
Katsumi says in common, ‘She’s female
You ponder the situation.
Katsumi nudges you.
Amulet (on Theodor) makes a laughing sound.
Urthan says (OOC), ‘No, I haven’t coded pregnancy!
(OOC) Danor cackles.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Just do it in the other room
Bacardi skulks about, playfully stalking everything.

Getting Pounced

Danor skulks about, playfully stalking everything.
Booger pounces on you.
Booger rolls around in a ball of fluff with you.
You cackle.
Bacardi bites Booger.
You exclaim in common, ‘Yes!
You cackle.
Katsumi laughs.
You grin.
You ponder the situation.
Snib pouts.
Danor digs.
Snib says in common, ‘How’d you make him bite…
Snib whiiiines.
You grin.
Danor skulks about, playfully stalking everything.
Serene lies on the rug.
You nod.
Danor digs at the ground.
Booger helps Danor dig.You cheer.
Urthan snuggles up to Serene.
Serene purrs.
You snuggle Booger.
Booger dooks happily.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Not booger, that ones male
Urthan asks in common, ‘Sandwich wearing stuff?
Katsumi says in common, ‘I want baby ferrets
Danor pounces on Booger.
Katsumi pokes you in the ribs.
Urthan sniffs you.
Bacardi rolls around and tries to pin you.
You cackle.
You cheer.
You ruffle Bacardi’s hair playfully.
Bacardi jumps around excitedly.
Bacardi dooks happily.
Urthan says (OOC), ‘does this mean transformation magic is now possible to get coded?
Desla says (OOC), ‘Ya think?
You say (OOC), ‘If desla had a clue-by-four, I think it would be in use right now.
Desla ponders the situation.
Serene gets up from the rug.
(OOC) Danor points.
Desla asks, ‘Now what?
Urthan says (OOC), ‘didn’t know if you did a transform or a weird body move
Danor skulks about, playfully stalking everything.
You nod.
A mental touch tells you: ‘how’d you make him bite? -snib.
Danor digs at Katsumi.
Urthan grunts at Theodor.
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Think Tiny will let me keep you now?
Katsumi licks you.
Urthan asks in common, ‘Vi have body?
You say in common, ‘I’m a ferret, snib.
You say in common, ‘That’s how.
You roll your eyes.
Amulet (on Theodor) says (OOC), ‘Well there was something on the changes about “advanced creator mischief”

Normal

Desla says, ‘Danor, You’re a mohnkee again
You cheer.

An armored warrior in a very large bascinet clanks in from the north.
Snib kicks you. OUCH!
Ungol crashes in from the north.
Haskier bows.
Katsumi pouts.
Ungol bows.
Ungol says in common, ‘Dark
Desla asks, ‘What next?
Urthan grunts.
You say in common, ‘Pretty stats.
You say in common, ‘Pretty weak, pretty short, pretty wimpy, pretty colors
You nod.
Katsumi laughs.
You exclaim in common, ‘Toad!
Snib says in common, ‘I always wanted to be a ferret
You cheer.
Urthan asks in common, ‘Uhh?
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Did you have hands danor?
You shake your head.
Haskier raises his left eyebrow.
Urthan asks in common, ‘Danor the torc?
Katsumi snaps her fingers.
Snib says in common, ‘Seeing that they don’t have claws now was such a letdown, I always held out hope that I’d somehow find a way to become one
Theodor nods.
Theodor says in common, ‘Hmm.
Urthan ponders Danor the chamberpot.
You stare.
You say in common, ‘Piss off, Urthan
You peer at the sky.
Desla nods.
Urthan asks in common, ‘Uhh?
You say (OOC), ‘Zing+

Landshark

Desla says, ‘Better

> show stats 
Attribute        	Description
========================================================================
Strength         	Herculean.
Intelligence     	Slightly below average.
Detail Vision    	Above average.
Distance Vision  	Above average.
Night Vision     	Godlike night vision!
Smell            	Godlike sense of smell!
Hearing          	You can hear bubbles in the wine.
Dexterity        	Nimble digits.
Agility          	Pretty quick.
Constitution     	Impervious.
Resilience       	You take virtually no damage!
Size             	Truly titanic!
Power            	You manipulate energy fairly well.
Will             	Pretty wimpy.

> score
You are Danor the landshark.  You are a landshark.

Ungol grunts at Urthan.
Haskier asks in common, ‘Who dead?
You cheer.
You ask in common, ‘Do i get a fricken laser?
Urthan says in common, ‘That Viamar
Desla shakes his head.
Booger skulks about, playfully stalking everything.
You grin.
Haskier nods.
You cheer.

> north
You are too large to go that way.

You say in common, ‘Too big to leave
You cackle.
Haskier waves.
An armored warrior in a very small bascinet clatters out to the north.
Desla chuckles.
Serene licks her tail.
Theodor nods.
You say in common, ‘Wow
You say in common, ‘Godlike stats+
Desla says, ‘Pretty stats again
Theodor waves.
Theodor says in common, ‘I’m going to sleep.
Theodor casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
You say in common, ‘Ooh pretty
You nod.
Urthan asks in common, ‘Lobster?
Ungol ponders the situation.
Ungol peers at the sky.
Desla nods.
You say in common, ‘Pretty dumb, pretty weak, pretty fuzzy, pretty dark, pretty wiggly, pretty short, pretty wimpy

Lobster

Desla says, ‘Lobster
You nod.

> show stats 
Attribute        	Description
========================================================================
Strength         	A feather is too heavy for you!
Intelligence     	Slightly below average.
Detail Vision    	Slightly below average.
Distance Vision  	Very near-sighted.
Night Vision     	Above average.
Smell            	You can smell food a mile away.
Hearing          	You can hear the size of a room.
Dexterity        	You need a straight-jacket!
Agility          	Pretty quick.
Constitution     	You bruise very easily.
Resilience       	Supernatural healing!
Size             	Look! A microbe!
Power            	You manipulate energy fairly well.
Will             	Pretty wimpy.

> score
You are Danor the lobster.  You are a lobster.

You say in common, ‘Oi
Urthan grunts hungrily.
You exclaim in common, ‘Look! A Microbe!
You take bacardi the ferret from the rug.
Urthan tries to make lobster tail, but seems to be missing something.
You cackle.
You say in common, ‘Woot
You exclaim in common, ‘Hands!

Montrose says in common, ‘Blowfish
You cackle.
Desla says, ‘I’m not turning Danor into ANYTHING with “blow” in it.
You say in common, ‘I don’t want to know what you do behind closed doors, Montrose.
You agree with Desla.
Danor clacks his pincers.
Urthan says (OOC), ‘Santa Claus? No, that’s not a race
Montrose winks at you.
Ungol waits for Urthan to cook something.
You hum. Hum de dum de dum!
You ask in common, ‘Sidhe?
You peer at the sky.
Desla shakes his head.
Desla says, ‘No Sidhe
You pout.
You ask in common, ‘Faerie?
Desla ponders the situation.
Urthan pets Serene.
Serene purrs.
Serene licks her tail.
Katsumi thinks worm.
You listen. You hear the song of nightingales drifting in through the window.
Katsumi laughs.
You listen to Katsumi.
You ask in common, ‘Supernatural healing?
You ponder the situation.

Worm

Desla says, ‘Worm

> show stats 
Attribute        	Description
========================================================================
Strength         	Below average.
Intelligence     	Slightly below average.
Detail Vision    	Color blind.
Distance Vision  	Very near-sighted.
Night Vision     	What do you mean it's dark?
Smell            	You can smell food a mile away.
Hearing          	'What?'
Dexterity        	Fast fingers.
Agility          	You can dodge fireballs.
Constitution     	Very tough.
Resilience       	'Tis only a flesh wound!'
Size             	Runt.
Power            	You manipulate energy fairly well.
Will             	Pretty wimpy.

> score
You are Danor the worm.  You are a worm.

You ask in common, ‘What?
Snib says in common, ‘Turn him into a rat desla
You say in common, ‘Whoa.
Katsumi says in common, ‘Best drop bacardi
Katsumi says in common, ‘She might eat you
You say in common, ‘Very tough con, res ’tis only a flesh wound
You drop bacardi the ferret.
You take bacardi the ferret from the rug.
You ponder the situation.
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Worms have hands?
Snib says in common, ‘Danor the rat would be quite funny I think
Snib grins.
You say in common, ‘Woot.Ungol sniffs you.

Rat

You are unable to keep holding Bacardi the ferret. It drops.

> show stats 
Attribute        	Description
========================================================================
Strength         	A feather is too heavy for you!
Intelligence     	Slightly below average.
Detail Vision    	Slightly below average.
Distance Vision  	Very near-sighted.
Night Vision     	Above average.
Smell            	You can smell food a mile away.
Hearing          	You can hear the size of a room.
Dexterity        	You need a straight-jacket!
Agility          	Pretty quick.
Constitution     	You catch cold in a strong breeze.
Resilience       	Supernatural healing!
Size             	Tiny.
Power            	You manipulate energy fairly well.
Will             	Pretty wimpy.

> view self
This is a scrawny rat with unhealthy yellow eyes.  He is wearing a grey silk
hooded robe.  He is a rat and about your size.
He is in perfect health. He has:
body (in perfect health):
head (in perfect health):
left foreleg (in perfect health):
right foreleg (in perfect health):
left hind leg (in perfect health):
right hind leg (in perfect health):

> score
You are Danor the rat.  You are a rat.

Urthan sniffs you.
Urthan says in common, ‘Yummy
Ungol sniffs you.
Katsumi pats you on the head.
Danor squeaks?
You think.
Danor squ33ks.
Ungol tries to eat you.
You scream.
Danor bites Ungol.
Urthan says (OOC), ‘no l33t
Ungol grunts.
Katsumi slaps you!
Serene twitches her tail.
Danor clings onto Katsumi’s hand.
Bacardi digs.
Desla says, ‘Serene (eat danor)
Katsumi screams.
Serene meows plaintively.
Katsumi exclaims in common, ‘It bit me!
Montrose asks in common, ‘Sandworm?
Bacardi looks for something to steal.
Katsumi slaps you!
Katsumi slaps you!
Urthan snuggles up to Serene.
Serene hisses at Katsumi.
Danor hangs on.
Urthan says in common, ‘Kitty soft
Desla says, ‘Serene (eat danor)
Danor goes squeakie…. SQUEAKIE!!!
Serene meows plaintively.
Katsumi bites you.
Danor meeps. MEEP!
Danor CHOMPS on Katsumi.
Desla says, ‘OK, back to normal
Katsumi screams.
You cheer.
Bacardi lies on the rug.
Ungol says in common, ‘Not good food talks
Katsumi slaps you!
Urthan says (OOC), ‘the suggestion to make the eat command initiate combat was clued down
Ungol shakes his head.
Danor dooks?
You say (OOC), ‘heh
Danor eeps. EEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Desla grins.
You say (OOC), ‘interesting. same body as before.
Katsumi says (OOC), ‘hm?
Serene licks her tail.

Wyvern

Desla says, ‘Look now
Arabella saunters in from the north.
Urthan listens to Desla.

> show stats 
Attribute        	Description
========================================================================
Strength         	Biceps of iron.
Intelligence     	Slightly below average.
Detail Vision    	Nearly perfect vision.
Distance Vision  	Slightly below average.
Night Vision     	Godlike night vision!
Smell            	Above average.
Hearing          	You can hear the size of a room.
Dexterity        	Fast fingers.
Agility          	Very quick.
Constitution     	Pretty tough.
Resilience       	'Tis only a flesh wound!'
Size             	Truly titanic!
Power            	You manipulate energy fairly well.
Will             	Pretty wimpy.

> score
You are Danor the wyvern.  You are a wyvern.

You blink.
You say in common, ‘Woo
Arabella bows.
An armored warrior in a very small armet clatters in from the north.
Snib sniffs you.
You exclaim in common, ‘Aggro!
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Oh, hands?
Urthan says in common, ‘Hello
You don’t have any free hands.
Blossom studies the bulletin board.

Ungol says in common, ‘You me size
You say in common, ‘Nifty.
Urthan sniffs Arabella.
Blossom hugs Urthan.
Blossom says in common, ‘Hello Urthan
You listen. You hear the song of nightingales drifting in through the window.
Blossom grunts happily.
Urthan asks in common, ‘You human need helps?
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Any hands danor?
You shake your head.
Urthan says in common, ‘Hello Blossom
An armored warrior in a somewhat large armet rattles out to the north.
Arabella scratches her head thoughtfully.
Katsumi sighs.

Normal Again

You take bacardi the ferret (lying on the rug) from the rug.
Desla says, ‘Back to normal
You nod mohnkee.
Arabella says in common, ‘I think I’m fine
Arabella says in common, ‘Thank you
Ungol grunts.
Katsumi says in common, ‘All the fun bodies have no hands
You say in common, ‘Worm had hands though.
Ungol says in common, ‘Hello
You ponder the situation.
Arabella asks in common, ‘Is it all right to sleep here?
Urthan nods.
Urthan says in common, ‘Fine
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Where you can find actual worms though?
You say in common, ‘But worms aren’t in the wild anywhere
You agree.
Katsumi nods.

You try to juggle Bacardi the ferret.
Difficulty: Somewhat Challenging
You continue juggling…
You continue juggling…
You make a mistake and everything comes crashing down!

Desla says, ‘Neither is soylent green
You shout in common, ‘Soylent green is people!!
You nod.
Katsumi chuckles.
Urthan says in common, ‘Neither are a lot of meats in the bestiary book upstairs
Desla gives 4 wafers of soylent green to Urthan.
Serene licks her tail.
Urthan says in common, ‘It full of animals never seen anyone bring back
You say in common, ‘Many were probably taken out for bugs or balance problems
Arabella has vanished from Ferdarchi.
Urthan grunts.

Snib shouts in common, ‘The village idiot has spoken… please continue with your daily activities, there’s nothing to see here

Urthan thanks Desla.
Desla exclaims, ‘That’s yummy, Urthan. Try it!
Urthan shakes his head.
Urthan says in common, ‘Me not eats folks
You cackle.
Desla says, ‘It’s wafers
Urthan says in common, ‘This make from human meats and spices
Booger skulks about, playfully stalking everything.

You attempt to craft soylent green.
You are missing two ingredients.

You cackle.
Serene twitches her tail.
Urthan says in common, ‘But me never figured out tool
You say in common, ‘Probably cluebyfour
Desla says, ‘The missing tool is missing
Desla grins.
You nod.
Urthan shrugs.
You say in common, ‘Same as icebox
Urthan says (OOC), ‘like the way rotten eggs had “poop” as the ingredient
You say (OOC), ‘heh.
You say (OOC), ‘creator toys
(OOC) Danor winks.
Bacardi skulks about, playfully stalking everything.
Ungol pats Bacardi on the head.
Bacardi dooks happily.
Desla nods.
You say in common, ‘Ooh
Ungol has a seat upon a yew rocking chair.
You ask in common, ‘What about seamonster?
Desla asks, ‘Hm?
Ungol rocks back and forth in his rocking chair.
You peer at Desla quizzically.
Ungol grunts happily.
Katsumi exclaims in common, ‘Tentacle!
You nod.
Desla shakes his head.
You say in common, ‘Doubt it was real
Desla asks, ‘Doubt what was real?
You say in common, ‘The tentacle as a creature

Urthan says (OOC), ‘If I remember right, in the game Runequest trolls used elves as seasonings, with different colors of elf having different characteristic flavors
(OOC) Danor cackles.

Katsumi says in common, ‘They leave corpses and you can cook them.
Desla says, ‘It’s a real creature
Katsumi ponders the situation.
You ponder the situation.
You say in common, ‘Really.
Katsumi asks in common, ‘Ever seen one?
You think.
Desla says, ‘And skin them
You shake your head.
You say in common, ‘Probably has no head though
You hum. Hum de dum de dum!
Urthan says in common, ‘Has a tip
You grin.

Bacardi digs.
Katsumi pats Bacardi on the head.
Danor digs.
You pout.

You ask in common, ‘Do pets still get to ‘elderly’ or ‘ancient’ before dying?
You peer at Desla quizzically.
Desla shrugs.
You grin.
Desla says, ‘You’ll have to wait and see.
You roll your eyes.
Desla says, ‘Think that will be next reboot
You nod.
Urthan says (OOC), ‘yeah, the hamsters, newest pets in the game, turning “ancient” was a shock
You say (OOC), ‘hehehe
You say (OOC), ‘well, lifespans
Urthan says (OOC), ‘talk about chewy
(OOC) Danor shrugs.
Katsumi says (OOC), ‘mine all went to ‘younger’
(OOC) Katsumi ponders.
You say (OOC), ‘mine’s younger
Ungol stands up from a yew rocking chair.
Ungol tramples your toes as he makes his way to the north.
You say (OOC), ‘i’m guessing someone’s mathemagical formulas Borke
(OOC) Urthan still thinks hamster and cheese is a good combination for a sandwich
(OOC) Danor snickers.
You say (OOC), ‘or ferret and cheese!
Snib says (OOC), ‘nooo
Snib says (OOC), ‘don’t eat my ferret!
You say (OOC), ‘Booger and cheese sandwich
(OOC) Snib peers at urthan.
Urthan says (OOC), ‘hey, I’m a werewolf. Hamsters and rodents, prey personified
You say (OOC), ‘Oi
Katsumi says (OOC), ‘I had like 7 hamsters in the game, they all where younger, but I killed all but one yesterday.
(OOC) Danor snickers.
Katsumi sniffs asplode.
You say (OOC), ‘rdf will do that.
Katsumi thinks.
Booger wanders around sniffing things.
You pat Booger on the head.
Booger dooks happily.
You lick Snib.
Snib says in common, ‘Eww mohnkee slobber
Snib rubs his face.
Snib asks in common, ‘Can’t you drool over her?
Snib points at Katsumi.
Urthan snuggles up to Serene.
Serene purrs.
Danor drools over Katsumi.
Katsumi says in common, ‘I hit harder
Snib says in common, ‘I know I’m cute and all but sheesh
You lick Snib.
Urthan asks in common, ‘Danor learned any new talks from be sandwich and fishy?
Booger lies on the rug.
A mental touch tells you: ‘besides, she definately puts out more than me -snib.
You snicker.
You ruffle Snib’s hair playfully.
Booger looks for something to steal.
You shake your head.
You say in common, ‘Oh, yeah
You say in common, ‘L#ferret
You nod.
You say in common, ‘Dook.
Snib says in common, ‘If you ever learn ferret you have to promise to teach me danor so we can have secret ferret conversations
You cackle.
You say in common, ‘Bacardi (teach language#ferret)
You say in common, ‘Bacardi (teach snib)
You peer at the sky.
Snib snaps his fingers.
Snib says (OOC), ‘You don’t know any language called ferret.
You think.
You say in common, ‘L#cow
You grin.
You say in common, ‘Blame hraithe for that one.
Snib grins.
Snib nods.
Bacardi looks for something to steal.
Snib says in common, ‘I remember parn telling stories about that
Snib snickers.
You nod.
Desla turns two-dimensional, then turns sideways and vanishes.
Snib says in common, ‘For that story alone, I respect hraithe
Urthan grunts.
Snib says in common, ‘Anyone ingenious enough to learn cow has my respect

Bipenus, eh?

Bipenus, eh?

Silkenlor says in common, ‘I have one
You grin.
Silkenlor says in common, ‘But i dont use it
Silkenlor says in common, ‘I also have a bipenis
Silkenlor says in common, ‘Err
Silkenlor says in common, ‘Bipenus
Silkenlor nods.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
You laugh.
Jac rolls on the floor laughing.
Silkenlor says in common, ‘My personal skills are none of your business
Silkenlor scowls.
Hassan sneers at you.
Silkenlor sniffs bipenis.

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!

Elyth says (OOC),’whiiiiine
Elyth says (OOC),’I gotta goooooo
(OOC) Beretil chuckles
Beretil says (OOC),’Just do what I do, poop in the backyard 😉
Elyth says (OOC),’lol
You say (OOC), ‘ewwww
Nort asks in common, ‘I’m just a simple apprentice!  Why do you attack me?’
Martricio shouts in common, ‘I’m packing up to leave now.’
You say (OOC), ‘remind me never to come over to your place barefoot :p
Beretil says (OOC),’hehe, dont eww norad, I work as a lumberjack on occasion 🙂
Elyth says (OOC),’lol
Thalia lets out a high-pitched, ululating battle cry!
Thalia grazed Elyth’s right hand with her backsword!
Beretil says (OOC),’I havent pooped in my own yard for years
You say (OOC), ‘“I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!”

Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s fat Devet!

Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s fat Devet!

You get up from the floor.
You fall flat on your face.
The ground hit your head with destructive force!
Your head has been destroyed!
You have died!

You fall unconscious!
You regain consciousness!
You are a faint bit of ectoplasm in some sort of afterlife.
You can surrender your grasp on life by typing ‘die’.
You can type ‘message

‘ to send a message at a cost of some skill.
You say, ‘ack
Nazir scowls.
You say, ‘dammit, hit my head again!
Ogma points and laughs at you.
Montrose grins.
You cannot do that in this spirit form.
You say, ‘lol
Montrose drops 20 chunks of charcoal.
Montrose says in common, ‘Fat ass
Nazir grunts.
You say, ‘yea yea shut up

Pikachuuu

Pikachuuu

You charred Pikachu’s right hind leg to a crisp with your green fire bolt.
Pikachu’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Pikachu died!
Lynx leaves the party.
Lynx vanishes in a flash of light!
Amulet (on Boriat) says, ‘holy shit
Rhyandra stares.
Zengo says in common, ‘Zengo not wants blow up
You exclaim in common, ‘I win!
Zengo says in common, ‘Better leave

Boriat looks at you and draws a finger across his neck.

You are suddenly struck by lightning!
Uh-oh, it’s nappy time.
You’re too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!

A bolt of lighting streaks down from above, striking Feybol!
Feybol peers at the sky.
Psyche begins to incant a spell.
Boriat says in magic, ‘Someone killed a pikachu
A bolt of lighting streaks down from above, striking Psyche!
You peer at the sky.

Infirmary
This is a small room where the Healers can examine and tend to their patients.
The walls are gleaming white and the travertine floor is covered by a thick,
soft rug. Against one wall is a simple bed and a rosewood cupboard. On the
south wall is a portrait framed in a simple rosewood frame. Sunlight streams in
through a window on the east wall. It is blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: an open rosewood door leading north.
the corpse of Silkenlor the orc surrounded by an octarine aura, and a rosewood
trash barrel.
Psyche the gnome (blurry).
Feybol the troll.
a figure shrouded in a silver frost wolf fur hooded cloak trimmed with sable.
Boriat the gnome.

You whistle.
Thalinder says in common, ‘Uh oh
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm
Psyche giggles.
Thalinder says in common, ‘Well i think im going back to bed
Ogma cuddles the corpse of a pikachu surrounded by a scintillating aura.
You say in common, ‘Ogma’s still in mourning

[The rest of the night, Danor got lightning-bolted regularly with varying intensities]

Aw, Crap (Poop, Part 1)

Aw, Crap (Poop, Part 1)

Musashi bows.
Angelica smiles.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hello
Angelica says in common, ‘Hi
Feybol studies the bulletin board.

Wizardwind plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose says in common, ‘Heya
Montrose smiles.
Musashi blinks.
Angelica blinks.

Gale plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose grins.
You ponder the situation.
You poke Gale in the ribs.
Musashi peers at Gale quizzically.
You poke Wizardwind in the ribs.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm
Feybol says in common, ‘Dont poke my ponies
Rhyandra points at the horse poo.
Montrose exclaims in common, ‘Musashi scared the shit out of your pony Fey!
Gale looks around for some grass to eat.
Musashi tilts his head quizzically.
Montrose nods.
Angelica grins.
Feybol says in common, ‘That never happen before

Wizardwind plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose says in common, ‘Eeww, now the Hh smells like poo
Montrose sniffs.
Angelica sniffs.
Feybol sniffs paddy.
Angelica chuckles.
Feybol ponders the situation.
Feybol nudges Wizardwind.
Montrose looks around for a stick to poke the poo with.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm
Feybol waits.
Feybol watches the horses.

Gale plops out a steaming horse patty.

Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm
Angelica laughs.
Montrose casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Angelica slinks gracefully out, disappearing to the north.
Musashi points at the feces
Montrose saunters in from the north.
Musashi shakes his head.
Musashi slinks gracefully out, disappearing to the north.
Gale trots about.
You shake your head.

Healer’s Hall
This is an open and airy guest hall with a lofty ceiling. The walls are gleaming white with a geometric rose design border at the ceiling and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Cushions have been placed about the room to offer weary patients and travelers a place to sit. The room is furnished with an elegant rosewood cupboard, a low table and a bookshelf. Morning sunlight streams in through broad windows on the east and west walls. Near the door to the south is a small silver gong, no more than two handspans in diameter and a pair of signs are posted on the door itself. A set of broad stairs ascends in a gentle curve to the north. It is blindingly bright here.
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
a pile of feces, the corpse of a filthy, diseased rat surrounded by a greenish-blue aura, an open yew cask of water, and an open rosewood cask of golden mead.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Gale the white clydesdale mare.
Wizardwind the black mocorin stallion.
Keeki the ferret (sitting on the rug).
Sheridan the wolf.
Montrose the human.
Feybol the troll.

You ponder the situation.
You stare.
You nudge Feybol.
Rhyandra points at the floor.
Feybol asks in common, ‘What?
Montrose sniffs a pile of feces.
Montrose says in common, ‘Eewww
You stare at Montrose.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm
Montrose says in common, ‘I hope you can’t get sick from that stuff
Sheridan pants.
Montrose says in common, ‘It smells awful

cast tell @200 Feybol maybe horses should stay outside? Thats kinda disgusting.. Rhyandra.
You send your message to feybol.

You agree with Montrose.
Feybol takes a pile of feces from the rug.

Wizardwind plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose starts turning green.
Feybol says in common, ‘Maybe you wolf helped
Wizardwind trots away to the north.
Gale trots away to the north.
Feybol casually strolls away, heading toward the north.

Healer’s Hall
This is an open and airy guest hall with a lofty ceiling. The walls are gleaming white with a geometric rose design border at the ceiling and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Cushions have been placed about the room to offer weary patients and travelers a place to sit. The room is furnished with an elegant rosewood cupboard, a low table and a bookshelf. Morning sunlight streams in through broad windows on the east and west walls. Near the door to the south is a small silver gong, no more than two handspans in diameter and a pair of signs are posted on the door itself. A set of broad stairs ascends in a gentle curve to the north. It is blindingly bright here.
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
a pile of feces, the corpse of a filthy, diseased rat surrounded by a greenish-blue aura, an open yew cask of water, and an open rosewood cask of golden mead.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Keeki the ferret (lying on the rug).
Sheridan the wolf.
Montrose the human.

Rhyandra stares at the feces.

cast tell @200 Montrose don’t suppose you want to clean that? Rhyandra.
You send your message to montrose.

You twiddle your thumbs.
You listen to Montrose.
Montrose ponders the situation.
A Spirit Warrior arrives mysteriously from the north.
Devet bows.
Devet lowers the cowl on a snakeskin hooded cloak.
Devet says in common, ‘Hello
You poke Devet in the ribs.
Devet peers at you quizzically.

cast tell @200 Devet want to clean that? Rhyandra.
You send your message to devet.

Rhyandra points at the floor.
You listen to Devet.
Devet says in common, ‘Um
Montrose says in common, ‘I would like nothing more in the world than to be able to clean that up, but I am afraid it might belong to someone and I don’t want to upset them by taking it
Devet looks under his boot.
Montrose nods.
You sigh.
Montrose asks in common, ‘Is that your poo Dev?
You nod to Montrose.
Devet says in common, ‘My first question is, what is poo
Montrose ponders the situation.
Devet says in common, ‘Considering i’ve never seen it before in my life
Devet says in common, ‘Second.
Devet shouts in common, ‘Ewwww!’
Devet casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Montrose points at the pile of poo on the ground

examine feces

a pile of feces.

Montrose says in common, ‘Oh, I think he figured it out
You nod.
Montrose says in common, ‘Them humans are sorta slow like that sometimes
Montrose nods.
Devet shouts in common, ‘Why!? Why?! did we really need that?!
Devet shouts in common, ‘So many other things were lacking!
Montrose shouts in common, ‘Devet, come back here and clean up after yourself!
Devet shouts in common, ‘Nevah!

Nyris canters toward you from the north.
Thalinder strides in from the north.
Thalinder bows.
You bow.
Uzume canters toward you from the north.
Lanthus glides in from the north.
Nyris looks around for some grass to nibble on.
Nyris looks about cautiously.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Brb
Thalinder purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Napala strides in from the north.
Devet saunters in from the north.
Devet bows.
Napala bows.
Thalinder strides in from the north.
Lanthus asks in common, ‘What is it now?
Thalinder raises the cowl on a silver frost wolf fur hooded cloak trimmed with sable.
Devet stares at the feces.
Devet says in common, ‘So..
Devet asks in common, ‘Did it come out of the rat?
You shake your head.

cast tell @200 Devet feybols horses.
You send your message to devet.

Devet nods to you.

Lanthus says in common, ‘Eww
Thalinder asks in magic, ‘What?
Napala purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Brb
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Nyris (north)
Montrose ponders the situation.
Nyris trots away to the north.
A figure shrouded in a hooded cloak flows mysteriously towards the north.
Montrose says in common, ‘It came from horse butt
Devet shakes his head.
Montrose nods.
A figure shrouded in a hooded cloak arrives majestically from the north.
Devet says to himself in common, ‘Why
Devet shakes his head.
Lanthus asks in common, ‘You mean we actually have to clean out stalls now?
Montrose says in common, ‘It came from Feybol’s horse
Napala strides in from the north.
Devet says in common, ‘At least its not steaming
Montrose casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Uzume nudges Lanthus.
Devet says in common, ‘I wonder if it comes out of centaurs too
Lanthus asks in common, ‘And he didn’t clean it up why?
Montrose saunters in from the north.

You shrug.
cast tell @200 Lanthus he took his horses and left it. Rhyandra.
You send your message to lanthus.

Devet says in common, ‘I become a hermit for a few months and come back to a shit infested cold ridden town
Devet sighs.
Thalinder nods.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Makes you wanna be a hermit some more doesnt it
Devet says in common, ‘I’m going back to being a hermit
Devet nods to Thalinder.

Lanthus says in common, ‘I’m going to have to have a word with feybol about not cleaning up after his horse
Lanthus slips quietly away, flowing toward the north.
Devet takes a pile of feces from the rug.
Devet puts a pile of feces in a rosewood trash barrel.
Devet puts a leather glove (worn) in a rosewood trash barrel.
Devet puts a leather glove (worn) in a rosewood trash barrel.
Devet empties the trash.
Thalinder nods to Devet.
Devet says in common, ‘Now i need gloves
Lanthus glides in from the north.
Devet sniffs.
Devet looks around
Devet gasps.
Devet cups his hands and drinks some golden mead from the cask.
Devet says in common, ‘I wonder what other surprises i’ll find
Thalinder asks in magic, ‘Feces floating in the mead?
Devet says in common, ‘I’m going to ignore you said that
Lanthus says in common, ‘I hope none of them were standing over the cask
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Thats definately a surprise i wouldnt want to find right after i drank some
Devet says in common, ‘Well i’m gonna take a walk
Devet nods to Thalinder.
Devet waves.
Thalinder waves.
Devet raises the cowl on a snakeskin hooded cloak.
A Spirit Warrior flows gracefully towards the north.
Toryn strides in from the north.
Toryn bows gracefully.
Thalinder bows.
You bow.
Lanthus cups his hands and drinks some water from the cask.

Devet shouts in common, ‘Fey?
Feybol shouts in common, ‘Wha
Devet shouts in common, ‘We need more poop, for research!
Feybol shouts in common, ‘So shit
Pock shouts in common, ‘Uhhhhh what ?
Devet shouts in common, ‘?
Feybol shouts in common, ‘Dont let me stop you
Devet shouts in common, ‘But i dont know how to shit, i’ve never done it, i’m so scared fey!

Lanthus says in common, ‘I think someone was messing with feybol
(OOC) Thalinder wonders when we get plastic bags with which to collect/dispose of the poo
Lanthus says in common, ‘The nameless one
Lanthus nods.
Lanthus says in common, ‘The whackmeister
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Maybe the vizier will post an ordinance demanding folks pick up after their pets

Devet shouts in common, ‘I cant do it, teach me?
Feybol shouts in common, ‘Come to ebony ill make you shit yourself but dont cry when you dead
A Spirit Warrior arrives mysteriously from the north.
Devet lowers the cowl on a snakeskin hooded cloak.
Devet bows.
Thalinder gets up from the cushion.
Thalinder bows.
Thalinder sits on a cushion.
Devet laughs.
Devet says in common, ‘I just wanted to see if i could make it float in the pool
Devet says in common, ‘I wonder if mules can do it too
Lanthus says in common, ‘I think someone was playing games with feybol
Devet says in common, ‘Ah
Lanthus says (OOC),’you don’t get something like that except at a reboot
Devet says (OOC),’?
Lanthus says (OOC),’a new ‘feature’
Devet says (OOC),’you get shit at reboots?
Thalinder gets up from the cushion.
Thalinder bows.
Thalinder sits on a cushion.
Lanthus bows.
Devet says (OOC),’i wonder what the syntax would be, i tried everything from ‘poop’ to ‘move bowels’
Thalinder says (OOC),’are you kidding devet? i KNOW they arent going to add shitting to the gave
Lanthus says (OOC),’no shit
Thalinder says (OOC),’at least, if they are im leaving to a new game…. not playing a mud that includes people having to shit
Devet says (OOC),’i didn’t think so either but then devet stepped in a pile of shit and that went out the window
(OOC) Toryn agrees.

Uzume plops out a steaming mule patty.

Devet says (OOC),’though if it only came from horses and mules and stuff, that’d be ok, cuz that’d just be like pet maintenence

Lanthus grins.
Thalinder peers at Lanthus quizzically.
Kobu sniffs a steaming mule patty.
You gag.
Toryn stares.
Kobu says in common, ‘Mm, smells the same as other one

Thalinder says in magic, ‘Time to clean up your pets poo lanthus
Toryn gives Uzume a hearty push.
Kobu nods.
Toryn says in common, ‘Go.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Hope you got gloves
Devet says in common, ‘Oh my god it’s steaming
Lanthus says in common, ‘Sounds like a job for an elf

Ogma says, ‘No, we’re not going to add elimination in for players.

Lanthus laughs.
Devet says in common, ‘Wait wait
Devet says in common, ‘I need it for research
Thalinder says (OOC),’see devet, no poo from you!

Ogma says, ‘I’m just a bit tired of people treating HH as a stables though.

Devet snickers.
Devet says in common, ‘Time for experiment
Devet takes a steaming mule patty from the rug.
Devet says in common, ‘Ugh

Devet casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Thalinder shouts in magic, ‘Devet you forgot gloves!

[Meanwhile… (Click here for Devet’s log)]

Ogma says, ‘But I’ve come up come up with an even better disincentive to do it.

Devet shouts in common, ‘No need
Toryn says in common, ‘Thank god
Lanthus asks in common, ‘Your saying we should leave our pets outside?

Ogma says, ‘At least equines

Devet shouts in common, ‘It floats!
Lanthus ponders the situation.
Kobu snickers.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Well that makes sense
Devet shouts in common, ‘Good god it floats
Toryn says in common, ‘Add a stable horse room to the guild, perhaps.
Toryn shouts in common, ‘Please don’t drop that in the pool?!?
Lanthus says in common, ‘Uzume (north)
Uzume trots away to the north.

Ogma says, ‘I’m fixing up the kennels.

Lanthus slips quietly away, flowing toward the north.
Devet shouts in common, ‘Go see for yourself, i went under it it shot up passed me
Devet saunters in from the north.
Devet wears a somewhat large leather satchel.
Devet nods.

Toryn says in common, ‘That’s revolting.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Well then uzume must be eating properly
Devet says in common, ‘I know, but entertaining
Lanthus glides in from the north.
Devet says in common, ‘And i got to wash my hands
Devet snickers.
Devet says in common, ‘We need more

Ogma gives a steaming mule patty to Devet.
Devet eats a steaming mule patty.
Devet gasps.

Lanthus laughs.
Devet doubles over and pukes.
Devet cries.
Ogma says, ‘Oh come on, at least it wasn’t a camel patty.
Toryn says in common, ‘Spare me.
Lanthus says in common, ‘I can go get bullseye if you want devet
Devet says in common, ‘Yea, that woulda been dry and hard and scraped up my throat
Devet pukes into the trash.
Devet pukes into the trash.
Devet pukes into the trash.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Ive decided im going to just ignore poo
Thalinder focuses on his apprentice.

Ogma steps into a nearby shadow and vanishes.

Devet shivers from the cold.
Devet says in common, ‘Research is concluded anyway
Thalinder asks in magic, ‘After your taste test?
Devet exclaims in common, ‘That was involuntary!
You shake your head.
Lanthus says in common, ‘More research than he actually wanted to do
Devet nods sadly.

Shhh! It floats! (Poop, Part 2)

Shhh! It floats! (Poop, Part 2)

Thalinder shouts in magic, ‘Devet you forgot gloves!
You wade into the pool.

Pool
The shallow end of the pool. It is very bright here.
There are two exits: out and south.

You swim off to the south.

Pool
The middle of the pool. It is shallow, but gets deeper to the south. It is
very bright here.
There are two exits: north and south.

You shout in common, ‘No need
You swim off to the south.

Pool
The deep end of the pool. It is very bright here.
There are two exits: north and down.

You can’t stay afloat with all your equipment. You sink down further underwater!
You drop a steaming mule patty.

A steaming mule patty floats up away from you.
You swim off to the up.
You gratefully gasp in air as you surface.
You swim off to the north.

Pool
The middle of the pool. It is shallow, but gets deeper to the south. It is
very bright here.
There are two exits: north and south.

You shout in common, ‘It floats!

look south

Pool: The deep end of the pool < n d >
a steaming mule patty.

You shout in common, ‘Good god it floats

Asplode A-sploded!

Asplode A-sploded!

Healer’s Hall: A comfortable guest hall. Exits: n s u
an open yew cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Asplode the hamster.
Serene the cat (sitting on the rug).
Gup the donkey (sitting on the rug).
Master Lanthus the gnome.
Boriat the gnome.
Musashi the catfolk.

You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)
Serene rubs up against Boriat and purrs.
Serene licks her paw.
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)

Asplode’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode died!
You ponder the situation.
Musashi blinks.

look at corpse

The corpse of Asplode the hamster. A small rodent that appears to be little more than a ball of fur with a stub of a tail and a pair of buck teeth. He was a youthful hamster and extremely small compared to you.

Boriat laughs.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Boriat says in magic, ‘Nice one

Later…

You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You ponder the situation.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Okay. do it again
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)
You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You say in common, ‘Asplode (asplode)

Asplode’s right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode’s left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode’s right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode died!
You roll your eyes.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Boriat chuckles.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Serene lies on a cushion.

Lanthus frowns.
Lanthus says in common, ‘What the hell
Ogma pats Lanthus on the head.
Boriat lays his hands on corpse’s right hind leg.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Even I didn’t think you were that good Ogma
Boriat says in magic, ‘I think Kat was asking for that to happen
Boriat pats you on the head.
You grumble.
Katsumi comfort the corpse.

You ponder the situation.
You say in common, ‘Katsumi (asplode)
You peer at the sky.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Curiosity killed the cat
Lanthus nods.