Aw, Crap (Poop, Part 1)

Aw, Crap (Poop, Part 1)

Musashi bows.
Angelica smiles.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hello
Angelica says in common, ‘Hi
Feybol studies the bulletin board.

Wizardwind plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose says in common, ‘Heya
Montrose smiles.
Musashi blinks.
Angelica blinks.

Gale plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose grins.
You ponder the situation.
You poke Gale in the ribs.
Musashi peers at Gale quizzically.
You poke Wizardwind in the ribs.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm
Feybol says in common, ‘Dont poke my ponies
Rhyandra points at the horse poo.
Montrose exclaims in common, ‘Musashi scared the shit out of your pony Fey!
Gale looks around for some grass to eat.
Musashi tilts his head quizzically.
Montrose nods.
Angelica grins.
Feybol says in common, ‘That never happen before

Wizardwind plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose says in common, ‘Eeww, now the Hh smells like poo
Montrose sniffs.
Angelica sniffs.
Feybol sniffs paddy.
Angelica chuckles.
Feybol ponders the situation.
Feybol nudges Wizardwind.
Montrose looks around for a stick to poke the poo with.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm
Feybol waits.
Feybol watches the horses.

Gale plops out a steaming horse patty.

Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm
Angelica laughs.
Montrose casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Angelica slinks gracefully out, disappearing to the north.
Musashi points at the feces
Montrose saunters in from the north.
Musashi shakes his head.
Musashi slinks gracefully out, disappearing to the north.
Gale trots about.
You shake your head.

Healer’s Hall
This is an open and airy guest hall with a lofty ceiling. The walls are gleaming white with a geometric rose design border at the ceiling and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Cushions have been placed about the room to offer weary patients and travelers a place to sit. The room is furnished with an elegant rosewood cupboard, a low table and a bookshelf. Morning sunlight streams in through broad windows on the east and west walls. Near the door to the south is a small silver gong, no more than two handspans in diameter and a pair of signs are posted on the door itself. A set of broad stairs ascends in a gentle curve to the north. It is blindingly bright here.
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
a pile of feces, the corpse of a filthy, diseased rat surrounded by a greenish-blue aura, an open yew cask of water, and an open rosewood cask of golden mead.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Gale the white clydesdale mare.
Wizardwind the black mocorin stallion.
Keeki the ferret (sitting on the rug).
Sheridan the wolf.
Montrose the human.
Feybol the troll.

You ponder the situation.
You stare.
You nudge Feybol.
Rhyandra points at the floor.
Feybol asks in common, ‘What?
Montrose sniffs a pile of feces.
Montrose says in common, ‘Eewww
You stare at Montrose.
Feybol says in common, ‘Hmm
Montrose says in common, ‘I hope you can’t get sick from that stuff
Sheridan pants.
Montrose says in common, ‘It smells awful

cast tell @200 Feybol maybe horses should stay outside? Thats kinda disgusting.. Rhyandra.
You send your message to feybol.

You agree with Montrose.
Feybol takes a pile of feces from the rug.

Wizardwind plops out a steaming horse patty.

Montrose starts turning green.
Feybol says in common, ‘Maybe you wolf helped
Wizardwind trots away to the north.
Gale trots away to the north.
Feybol casually strolls away, heading toward the north.

Healer’s Hall
This is an open and airy guest hall with a lofty ceiling. The walls are gleaming white with a geometric rose design border at the ceiling and the travertine floor is covered by a thick, soft rug. Cushions have been placed about the room to offer weary patients and travelers a place to sit. The room is furnished with an elegant rosewood cupboard, a low table and a bookshelf. Morning sunlight streams in through broad windows on the east and west walls. Near the door to the south is a small silver gong, no more than two handspans in diameter and a pair of signs are posted on the door itself. A set of broad stairs ascends in a gentle curve to the north. It is blindingly bright here.
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
a pile of feces, the corpse of a filthy, diseased rat surrounded by a greenish-blue aura, an open yew cask of water, and an open rosewood cask of golden mead.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Keeki the ferret (lying on the rug).
Sheridan the wolf.
Montrose the human.

Rhyandra stares at the feces.

cast tell @200 Montrose don’t suppose you want to clean that? Rhyandra.
You send your message to montrose.

You twiddle your thumbs.
You listen to Montrose.
Montrose ponders the situation.
A Spirit Warrior arrives mysteriously from the north.
Devet bows.
Devet lowers the cowl on a snakeskin hooded cloak.
Devet says in common, ‘Hello
You poke Devet in the ribs.
Devet peers at you quizzically.

cast tell @200 Devet want to clean that? Rhyandra.
You send your message to devet.

Rhyandra points at the floor.
You listen to Devet.
Devet says in common, ‘Um
Montrose says in common, ‘I would like nothing more in the world than to be able to clean that up, but I am afraid it might belong to someone and I don’t want to upset them by taking it
Devet looks under his boot.
Montrose nods.
You sigh.
Montrose asks in common, ‘Is that your poo Dev?
You nod to Montrose.
Devet says in common, ‘My first question is, what is poo
Montrose ponders the situation.
Devet says in common, ‘Considering i’ve never seen it before in my life
Devet says in common, ‘Second.
Devet shouts in common, ‘Ewwww!’
Devet casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Montrose points at the pile of poo on the ground

examine feces

a pile of feces.

Montrose says in common, ‘Oh, I think he figured it out
You nod.
Montrose says in common, ‘Them humans are sorta slow like that sometimes
Montrose nods.
Devet shouts in common, ‘Why!? Why?! did we really need that?!
Devet shouts in common, ‘So many other things were lacking!
Montrose shouts in common, ‘Devet, come back here and clean up after yourself!
Devet shouts in common, ‘Nevah!

Nyris canters toward you from the north.
Thalinder strides in from the north.
Thalinder bows.
You bow.
Uzume canters toward you from the north.
Lanthus glides in from the north.
Nyris looks around for some grass to nibble on.
Nyris looks about cautiously.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Brb
Thalinder purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Napala strides in from the north.
Devet saunters in from the north.
Devet bows.
Napala bows.
Thalinder strides in from the north.
Lanthus asks in common, ‘What is it now?
Thalinder raises the cowl on a silver frost wolf fur hooded cloak trimmed with sable.
Devet stares at the feces.
Devet says in common, ‘So..
Devet asks in common, ‘Did it come out of the rat?
You shake your head.

cast tell @200 Devet feybols horses.
You send your message to devet.

Devet nods to you.

Lanthus says in common, ‘Eww
Thalinder asks in magic, ‘What?
Napala purposefully paces off, heading for the north.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Brb
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Nyris (north)
Montrose ponders the situation.
Nyris trots away to the north.
A figure shrouded in a hooded cloak flows mysteriously towards the north.
Montrose says in common, ‘It came from horse butt
Devet shakes his head.
Montrose nods.
A figure shrouded in a hooded cloak arrives majestically from the north.
Devet says to himself in common, ‘Why
Devet shakes his head.
Lanthus asks in common, ‘You mean we actually have to clean out stalls now?
Montrose says in common, ‘It came from Feybol’s horse
Napala strides in from the north.
Devet says in common, ‘At least its not steaming
Montrose casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Uzume nudges Lanthus.
Devet says in common, ‘I wonder if it comes out of centaurs too
Lanthus asks in common, ‘And he didn’t clean it up why?
Montrose saunters in from the north.

You shrug.
cast tell @200 Lanthus he took his horses and left it. Rhyandra.
You send your message to lanthus.

Devet says in common, ‘I become a hermit for a few months and come back to a shit infested cold ridden town
Devet sighs.
Thalinder nods.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Makes you wanna be a hermit some more doesnt it
Devet says in common, ‘I’m going back to being a hermit
Devet nods to Thalinder.

Lanthus says in common, ‘I’m going to have to have a word with feybol about not cleaning up after his horse
Lanthus slips quietly away, flowing toward the north.
Devet takes a pile of feces from the rug.
Devet puts a pile of feces in a rosewood trash barrel.
Devet puts a leather glove (worn) in a rosewood trash barrel.
Devet puts a leather glove (worn) in a rosewood trash barrel.
Devet empties the trash.
Thalinder nods to Devet.
Devet says in common, ‘Now i need gloves
Lanthus glides in from the north.
Devet sniffs.
Devet looks around
Devet gasps.
Devet cups his hands and drinks some golden mead from the cask.
Devet says in common, ‘I wonder what other surprises i’ll find
Thalinder asks in magic, ‘Feces floating in the mead?
Devet says in common, ‘I’m going to ignore you said that
Lanthus says in common, ‘I hope none of them were standing over the cask
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Thats definately a surprise i wouldnt want to find right after i drank some
Devet says in common, ‘Well i’m gonna take a walk
Devet nods to Thalinder.
Devet waves.
Thalinder waves.
Devet raises the cowl on a snakeskin hooded cloak.
A Spirit Warrior flows gracefully towards the north.
Toryn strides in from the north.
Toryn bows gracefully.
Thalinder bows.
You bow.
Lanthus cups his hands and drinks some water from the cask.

Devet shouts in common, ‘Fey?
Feybol shouts in common, ‘Wha
Devet shouts in common, ‘We need more poop, for research!
Feybol shouts in common, ‘So shit
Pock shouts in common, ‘Uhhhhh what ?
Devet shouts in common, ‘?
Feybol shouts in common, ‘Dont let me stop you
Devet shouts in common, ‘But i dont know how to shit, i’ve never done it, i’m so scared fey!

Lanthus says in common, ‘I think someone was messing with feybol
(OOC) Thalinder wonders when we get plastic bags with which to collect/dispose of the poo
Lanthus says in common, ‘The nameless one
Lanthus nods.
Lanthus says in common, ‘The whackmeister
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Maybe the vizier will post an ordinance demanding folks pick up after their pets

Devet shouts in common, ‘I cant do it, teach me?
Feybol shouts in common, ‘Come to ebony ill make you shit yourself but dont cry when you dead
A Spirit Warrior arrives mysteriously from the north.
Devet lowers the cowl on a snakeskin hooded cloak.
Devet bows.
Thalinder gets up from the cushion.
Thalinder bows.
Thalinder sits on a cushion.
Devet laughs.
Devet says in common, ‘I just wanted to see if i could make it float in the pool
Devet says in common, ‘I wonder if mules can do it too
Lanthus says in common, ‘I think someone was playing games with feybol
Devet says in common, ‘Ah
Lanthus says (OOC),’you don’t get something like that except at a reboot
Devet says (OOC),’?
Lanthus says (OOC),’a new ‘feature’
Devet says (OOC),’you get shit at reboots?
Thalinder gets up from the cushion.
Thalinder bows.
Thalinder sits on a cushion.
Lanthus bows.
Devet says (OOC),’i wonder what the syntax would be, i tried everything from ‘poop’ to ‘move bowels’
Thalinder says (OOC),’are you kidding devet? i KNOW they arent going to add shitting to the gave
Lanthus says (OOC),’no shit
Thalinder says (OOC),’at least, if they are im leaving to a new game…. not playing a mud that includes people having to shit
Devet says (OOC),’i didn’t think so either but then devet stepped in a pile of shit and that went out the window
(OOC) Toryn agrees.

Uzume plops out a steaming mule patty.

Devet says (OOC),’though if it only came from horses and mules and stuff, that’d be ok, cuz that’d just be like pet maintenence

Lanthus grins.
Thalinder peers at Lanthus quizzically.
Kobu sniffs a steaming mule patty.
You gag.
Toryn stares.
Kobu says in common, ‘Mm, smells the same as other one

Thalinder says in magic, ‘Time to clean up your pets poo lanthus
Toryn gives Uzume a hearty push.
Kobu nods.
Toryn says in common, ‘Go.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Hope you got gloves
Devet says in common, ‘Oh my god it’s steaming
Lanthus says in common, ‘Sounds like a job for an elf

Ogma says, ‘No, we’re not going to add elimination in for players.

Lanthus laughs.
Devet says in common, ‘Wait wait
Devet says in common, ‘I need it for research
Thalinder says (OOC),’see devet, no poo from you!

Ogma says, ‘I’m just a bit tired of people treating HH as a stables though.

Devet snickers.
Devet says in common, ‘Time for experiment
Devet takes a steaming mule patty from the rug.
Devet says in common, ‘Ugh

Devet casually strolls away, heading toward the north.
Thalinder shouts in magic, ‘Devet you forgot gloves!

[Meanwhile… (Click here for Devet’s log)]

Ogma says, ‘But I’ve come up come up with an even better disincentive to do it.

Devet shouts in common, ‘No need
Toryn says in common, ‘Thank god
Lanthus asks in common, ‘Your saying we should leave our pets outside?

Ogma says, ‘At least equines

Devet shouts in common, ‘It floats!
Lanthus ponders the situation.
Kobu snickers.
Lanthus says in common, ‘Well that makes sense
Devet shouts in common, ‘Good god it floats
Toryn says in common, ‘Add a stable horse room to the guild, perhaps.
Toryn shouts in common, ‘Please don’t drop that in the pool?!?
Lanthus says in common, ‘Uzume (north)
Uzume trots away to the north.

Ogma says, ‘I’m fixing up the kennels.

Lanthus slips quietly away, flowing toward the north.
Devet shouts in common, ‘Go see for yourself, i went under it it shot up passed me
Devet saunters in from the north.
Devet wears a somewhat large leather satchel.
Devet nods.

Toryn says in common, ‘That’s revolting.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Well then uzume must be eating properly
Devet says in common, ‘I know, but entertaining
Lanthus glides in from the north.
Devet says in common, ‘And i got to wash my hands
Devet snickers.
Devet says in common, ‘We need more

Ogma gives a steaming mule patty to Devet.
Devet eats a steaming mule patty.
Devet gasps.

Lanthus laughs.
Devet doubles over and pukes.
Devet cries.
Ogma says, ‘Oh come on, at least it wasn’t a camel patty.
Toryn says in common, ‘Spare me.
Lanthus says in common, ‘I can go get bullseye if you want devet
Devet says in common, ‘Yea, that woulda been dry and hard and scraped up my throat
Devet pukes into the trash.
Devet pukes into the trash.
Devet pukes into the trash.
Thalinder says in magic, ‘Ive decided im going to just ignore poo
Thalinder focuses on his apprentice.

Ogma steps into a nearby shadow and vanishes.

Devet shivers from the cold.
Devet says in common, ‘Research is concluded anyway
Thalinder asks in magic, ‘After your taste test?
Devet exclaims in common, ‘That was involuntary!
You shake your head.
Lanthus says in common, ‘More research than he actually wanted to do
Devet nods sadly.

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