Sleep and Flying Wishbones

Sleep and Flying Wishbones

Human: Hey, SteveO. What’s shakin’?
Steve Slacker: Yo. Human, Sup.
Human: Dude, it’s been so long since we chatted. How are you doing?
Steve Slacker: Great.
Human: Me too! I feeling quite dandy as a matter of fact.
Steve Slacker: Why?
Human: Well. I guess it’s because I slept good. Do you sleep?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like honey?
Human: well you don’t have to be berating about it. I happen to like sleep.
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
Human: I think it makes me feel more rested.
Steve Slacker: How’s that?
Human: When you sleep, your body rejuvenates. . Gets its energy back.. I don’t have time to go through all this. Can we change the subject now?
Steve Slacker: Don’t even think about changing the subject on me! Hey, was that a wishbone flying by?
Human: I don’t think wishbones can fly.
Steve Slacker: I don’t think wishbones can fly either!
Human: Maybe you are hallucinating.
Steve Slacker: Maybe not…
Human: You are …. vexing.
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Human: Have to go now. Bye!
Steve Slacker: See ya.

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